阴阳魔界（2002）
The Twilight Zone
第一季
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阴阳魔界（2002）
The Twilight Zone S01E21
Part 2
July 29, 2023, 12:41 p.m.
他的生活变成了你的
His Iife becomes yours.
你的生活变成了他的
Your Iife becomes his.
另一个是什么人?
What other man?
我们存放了一些人的档案...
WeII, we keep fiIes on peopIe...
像你这种期望着改变的平凡人
ordinary peopIe Iike yourseIf, Iooking for a change.
我能看看这些档案吗?
Can I see these fiIes?
不行 这是私人档案 属于机密 对不起
No. They're private and confidentiaI. I'm sorry.
好吧 那我应该怎样去选择?
WeII, how am I supposed to choose?
调查表的作用就在于此
WeII, that's what the questionnaire is for.
你这样想 就像个约会服务所
Think of it Iike a dating service.
你把你想要的告诉我们 然后我们提供匹配者
You teII us what you want, and we provide a match.
我能成为有钱人吗? 非常非常有钱
Can I be rich? Very, very rich?
哦 是的
Oh, yeah.
我可以住大房♥子吗? -当然可以
Can I Iive in a big house? -Sure.
我能有个美艳的妻子吗? 年轻的...
Can I have a gorgeous wife, a 10...
...入得厨房♥出得厅堂的?
one who can cook and cIean?
如果没搭配好 那怎么办?
What if it's not a good match?
嘿 只要你在24小时内提出取消
Hey, as Iong as you caII and canceI within 24 hours...
就无需缴纳任何的罚款
there's no penaIty.
过了呢?
Then what?
过了期限的话 我们会要求一个两年的承诺
WeII, after that we ask for a two-year commitment...
或者你得缴纳很重的违约金
or we charge a hefty canceIIation fee.
哦 另一种收入来源 我明白了
Oh. Another fee. I knew it.
只有在你取消时
OnIy if you canceI.
嘿 请激活唐纳先生的档案
Hey, wouId you pIease activate Mr. Donnor's fiIe?
谢谢 -好的先生
Thank you. -Yes, sir.
还有哪些隐蔽的收费我应该要知道的?
Any other hidden fees I shouId know about?
其他的收费?
Anything eIse?
呃 没有 我想没有了
Uh, no. Not that I can think of.
没有了?
Nothing?
呃......没了
Um...nope.
这是你的计划书...
This is your prospectus...
机密协议...
the confidentiaIity agreement...
你所需的另一个人的信息
any other pertinent information you may need.
哦 还有 呃...这些
Oh, and, uh...these.
钥匙? 什么用的?
Keys? What for?
房♥子、车子、游艇...
House, car...boat.
游艇?
Boat?
呃 刚才你怎么说来着?
Mm-hmm. What do you say, huh?
难道来个推销员互换?
SaIesman to saIesman?
你要交换未来吗 唐纳先生?
You want to trade your future, Mr. Donnor?
游艇?
B-b-boat?
欢迎乘坐绝世未来贸易号♥ 唐纳先生
WeIcome aboard the good ship Future Trade, Mr. Donnor.
祝你旅途愉快
Hope you enjoy the ride.
嘿, Tinseltown, I'm back in town
Hey, TinseItown, I'm back in town
I'm gonna do my thing
I'm gonna do my thing
哦 yes
Oh, yes.
I'm feeling strong, I can't go wrong
I'm feeIing strong, I can't go wrong
Tonight the joker's wild
Tonight the joker's wiId
Poker, Gin, or 21
Poker, Gin, or 21
I'm playin' on this town, yeah
I'm pIayin' on this town, yeah
Deal me in, baby
DeaI me in, baby
You got to deal me in
You got to deaI me in
我可爱的宝贝
Sweet chiId of mine.
亲爱的?
Honey?
我回来了
I'm home.
杰克醒、杰克灵、杰克没得顶...
Jack be nimbIe, Jack be quick...
什么时候杰克会让我在烛台上跳舞呢?
when's Jack gonna Iet me jump on that candIestick?
哦 老天
Oh, my.
你真是人间绝色
You're stunning.
天上有地下无的绝色
You're beyond stunning.
你没发烧吧 亲爱的?
Are you feeIing OK, honey?
嗯?
Hmm?
谢谢 未来贸易
Thank you, Future Trade.
为什么你两个不回房♥里去?
Why don't you two just get a room?
真是个好提议
That may be a good idea.
觉得怎样?
How was it?
呃...什么?
Uh...what?
你的游泳 -哦 充满神奇
Your swim. -Oh. Amazing.
是吗? 真的?
Yes? ReaIIy?
是的 我从小就希望拥有一个游泳池
Yeah, I aIways wanted a swimming pooI growing up.
你不是一直都有吗?
I thought you had one.
确实...呃...
I did. Uh...
我只是忘记了 我以前多么爱在里面游泳
I just forgot how much I Ioved swimming in it.
哦 是吗?
Oh, yeah?
你这股出乎意料的新生活力是从何而来的?
Where's this newfound energy coming from aII of sudden?
我不知道 我感觉自己就像个全新的人
I don't know. I feeI Iike a new man.
是的 确实
Yes, you are.
你的时间安排得恰恰好...
WeII, your timing is perfect...
因为我刚为你弄好食物...
because I just finished cooking you--
哇哦 等等 这些真是你弄的?
Whoa, whoa, wait. You actuaIIy cooked this?
你最爱吃的东西
Your favorite meaI.
木瓜沙拉
Papaya saIad...
烤智利海鲈鱼 笔尖型意式面条
griIIed ChiIean sea bass, penne arrabbiata.
确实是我最爱吃的
That is my favorite meaI.
为了新生活的到来
WeII, to new things to come.
全心全意地
I'm aII for it.
先生? 先生?
Sir? Sir?
董事会在等着你
The board's waiting.
他们从8:00开始就在那等着了 先生
They've been here since 8:00, sir.
董事会? 没错 早上8:00
The board? Right. 8:00 A.M.
不是8:03分 也不是8:02分
Not 3 minutes after, not 2 minutes after.
给我冲杯香草奶茶 撒些巧克力糖在上面...
Get me a vaniIIa Iatte with chocoIate sprinkIes on top...
还有通知他们 我马上就进去
and teII them I'II be in there shortIy.
根据我们本季度的收入评估
Judging by our quarterIy revenue projections...
我们可预期15%的利润增长
we're Iooking at a 15% increase across the board.
增长
Increase.
听起来不错
Sounds good.
何止是不错 先生
It's better than good, sir.
交易所刚刚批准了...
The trustees have just approved...
在下个月进行一次3对1的析股...
a 3-for-1 stock spIit next month...
这意味着今年你的股票分红将超过7位数
meaning your executive bonus package wiII be...weII over 7 figures this year.
哦 我还提到美国证券交易委员会刚刚批准了 把付给你的报酬提高300%吗?
Oh, and did I mention the S.E.C. just approved...your 300% saIary increase?
你看 我只是个销♥售♥员
Look, I'm a saIesman.
我了解书上的每一种骗局
I know every trick in the book...
我还知道这个交易太好了 所以它不可能是真的
and I know that this deaI is too good to be true.
这里面一定有某种圈套
There's got to be some kind of a catch.
我们的大部分客户都很难相信他们的好运气
Most of our cIients have a hard time...beIieving their good fortune.
我是说 有什么可能让一个人...
I mean, what wouId possibIy possess a guy...
放弃如此理想的生活呢?
to give up such a perfect Iife?
也许他是足够了
Maybe he had enough.
什么足够了?金钱?
Enough of what? The money?
房♥房♥房♥子?
The-the-the house?
美食?
The gourmet food?
弗朗西斯卡? 得了吧!
Francesca? Come on!
我们的客户信息都是保密的 就像你的一样
Our cIient's information is private, just as yours is.
你在说什么? 我的?
What do you mean, mine?
听着 换成你原来身份的那个人...
Look, the man who stepped into your shoes...
对你的了解并不比你对他的了解更多
doesn't know any more about you...than you know about him.
对哦
That's right.
现在有个人正以我的身份生活着
Somebody's Iiving my Iife right now.
和卡罗尔一起
With CarroII.
如果你后悔这次买♥♥卖♥♥ 马丁...
If you're having buyer's remorse, Martin...
在最初的24小时内你仍然可以随时取消交易
you can aIways canceI the trade...as Iong as it's within the first 24 hours...
那你就只需交付介绍费
which wouId make your introductory offer...
最后期限是...今晚8:00
expire at...8:00 tonight.
明白了?
Sharp.
好的 你们都让我头疼了
OK, you're giving me a headache.
把它放下! -不! 停下来!
Keep it down! -No! Stop!
好的 已经够了!
OK, that's enough!
阴阳魔界（2002）
The Twilight Zone
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