豪斯医生（2004）
House M.D. S07E06
Part 1
Oct. 28, 2020, 2:49 p.m.
This election day,
今天是投票日
the fate of our borders is in your hands.
我们边界的命运掌握在你的手中
John Moreno wants to invite
约翰·莫尔诺打算邀请
illegal immigrants into our country.
非法移♥民♥进入我们的国家
He wants to give them our jobs.
他要把我们的工作机会让给他们
He wants to give them our healthcare.
让他们享受我们的医保福利
John Moreno wants to give them the American dream,
约翰·莫尔诺想圆了他们的美国梦
and he wants you to pay for it.
但他想让你为这一切买♥♥单
John Moreno
约翰·莫尔诺
Whose side is he really on?
他究竟站在哪一边
Whose side is he really on?
他究竟站在哪一边
It's a valid question.
这个问题很重要
He favors easing restrictions.
他喜欢放宽政策
So do I.
我也是
Come on, Hal.
得了 哈尔
Your position on work visas is irrelevant.
这和你对发放工作签证的立场没关系
He's talking about a path to citizenship.
他所讲的是获取绿卡的问题
I'm telling you, this AD wins you the election.
我告诉你 这条广♥告♥会为你赢得选票
By insulting one of my core constituencies.
却侮辱了一位我的主赞助商
Come on, in '04
想想吧 在04年的时候
I had 45% of the latino vote.
我曾拥有45%拉丁裔的选票
And this year you're running against a guy named Moreno.
而今年你遇上了与一个叫"莫尔诺"的家伙
This isn't one of your races
这里可不是你的地盘
in South Carolina or Oklahoma, Joe.
不是南卡罗来纳或是俄克拉荷马州 乔
This is New Jersey-- people vote for me
这里可是新泽西 人们投我票
because I'm a moderate. Well, that's great.
是因为我是温和派的 那敢情好啊
You can be the most moderate ex-senator in the country.
你会成为国内最温和的前参议员
Hal, the election is seven days away,
哈尔 距投票日还剩七天了
and even our own internals show
就连我们自己的内部统计都显示
you down six points.
你落后了6个点
We've always been the underdog.
我们总是不被看好
And we've always found a way to win. I know.
但我们也总会找到办法获胜 我坚信
Because you have always let me do what's needed to be done.
那是因为你总是让我做那些必须要做的
Now, I can have this on the air tomorrow.
我要在明天播这条广♥告♥
No, no.
不 不行
Come on, Hal, let me do this!
别这样 哈尔 让我播吧
No, absolutely not.
不 绝对不行
This could totally galvanize the left.
这会彻底地刺♥激♥左翼分子
You all right, Joe?
你没事吧 乔
Yeah, I think I got some kind of a rash.
我好像出皮疹了
What the hell? That's not a rash.
什么鬼东西 那可不是皮疹
Maybe I should call a doctor.
或许我应该去看医生
You better call an ambulance.
你最好叫辆救护车
Look at it like this...
看看吧...
Of all the ways to rupture it,
所有的骨折方式中
nothing honors the real Achilles more
没有比让真正的阿喀琉斯从小桶上
than blowing the dismount on a keg stand.
滚下来摔骨折更荣耀的了
What's that smell?
什么味道
Is it onions? Peppers?
洋葱吗 还是胡椒
Oh, I know... It's a Sausage Fest.
我知道了 是男士聚会
Sausage Fest implies multiples.
男士聚会有很多种
Now, if you're talking about yardage,
如果你是说球赛
I'd have to agree.
我再同意不过了
I'm talking about your department.
我在说你的部门成员
You still haven't replaced thirteen.
你还没有找到人代替13的位置
It's coming along.
很快就有了
You've had plenty of time to find someone.
你找人时间够多了
I've found plenty of someones. Just haven't kept them.
我也找了很多的人 只是一个都没留下
It's time to end the cycle.
别玩了 该结束了
Meet your new team member.
来见见你们的新队友
Her name is Martha.M.Masters.
她叫玛莎·M·马斯特斯
This doctor is not a doctor.
这位医生还没毕业
She's a third-year med student.
她是个三年级的医科生
She graduated high school when she was 15.
她15岁就高中毕业了
She filled out the time before med school getting Phds
她在进医学院之前
in both applied math and art history.
攻读了应用数学和艺术史博士学位来打发时间
She'll be incredibly useful
如果我下一个病人是一幅埃舍尔[错觉图形艺术家]
if my next patient is an Escher drawing.
的画作 她一定能帮上大忙
Those things are seriously screwed up.
这些真是扯淡
This isn't a suggestion.
这不是建议
Just because my sausage has been filling your bun
不要以为我和你做过小爱爱
doesn't mean you get to decide
就意味着你可以决定
what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.
白天我吃什么味的薯条
Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss.
不是 我可以决定是因为我是你老板
Patient is Joe Dugan, 42, political consultant.
患者名叫乔·杜根 42岁 政♥治♥顾问
Presents with palpable purpura,
因皮肤隆起性紫癜入院
and ALT and AST are through the roof.
ALT[谷丙转氨酶]和AST[谷草转氨酶]骤升
Otherwise known as rash and liver damage. Fascinating.
也就是皮疹和肝脏损伤 太吸引人了
Senator Anderson sent this case to us,
病人是安德森参议员送过来的Senator
and personally requested we take a look.
亲自打招呼叫我们看一下
That's reason enough for me.
这对我来说是充足的理由了
Black guy campaigning for the opposition?
黑小子为反对党助选吗
Does Obama know about this?
奥巴马知道这件事吗
I tried calling him on the brother hotline.
我试过给他打兄弟热♥线♥
He didn't pick up.
他没接
Martha.M.Masters.
玛莎·M·马斯特斯
I'm Dr. House.
我是豪斯医生
This is the rest of the team.
这是其他的组员
Boring, Bimbo,
这是"无聊" "蠢妞"
and Bite-size.
还有"一口大"
Martha enjoys quadratic equations,
玛莎很喜欢一元二次方程
Italian frescoes, and her turn-ons include
意大利壁画还有其他刺♥激♥的事
learning to be a doctor.
比如学着当大夫
Take a seat.
坐吧
She's a med student?
她是个医学院学生吗
Cuddy thinks she's some kind of genius.
卡迪认为她很有天赋
Say something brilliant.
来点有创意的吧
Oh, I...I don't...
我...我不...
Capital of Azerbaijan? Baku.
阿塞拜疆的首都是哪儿 巴库
Year Beethoven died? 1827.
贝多芬哪年死的 1827年
20th decimal of Euler's number? Six.
尤拉方程的第20位小数是 6
It's my favorite constant.
这是我最爱的常数
She's like the internet with breasts.
她像个带咪♥咪♥的百度
Oh, no, wait-- the internet has breasts.
不 等等 应该是长了咪♥咪♥的百度
Our patient's liver damage
我们的病人有肝损伤
explains the rash and cryoglobulins
可以解释皮疹和血液中
we found in his blood,
出现的冷球蛋白
But we can't explain the liver damage.
但是我们搞不清肝脏损伤的原因
Shows no other signs of drug or alcohol abuse.
没有证据表明患者有药物或酒精滥用
Now all we've gotta do is figure out which one is Bimbo
我们现在要做的就是分出谁是"蠢妞"
and which one is Bite-size.
谁是"一口大"
Also, which monster truck won
还有就是哪辆怪物卡车赢了
the 2004 Thunder Nationals?
2004年度的雷霆全国赛
Hep C makes sense.
丙型肝炎解释得通
Test came back negative. Same for Hep A and B.
检测结果阴性 症状和甲肝乙肝相同
The answer we were looking for is Virginia Giant.
我们要找的答案就是弗吉尼亚巨人
Feel free to chime in on either conversation.
你随便参加哪一组讨论都行
Hate to steal the spotlight from small wonder over here,
我不想夺走我们的小奇迹说话的机会
but what about toxic exposure?
但也有可能是中毒
Tetrachloroethylene.
可能是四氯乙烯
Could even be pennyroyal or sassafras oil.
甚至是薄荷油或黄樟油
Go to his house, get me some chemicals.
去他家看看 找出化学品
You wanna stay on this team,
如果你想在这个团队呆下去
have an opinion.
就要发表意见
Oh, cool!
酷
Tudor revival architecture.
都铎复兴式的建筑
Steeply pitched, asymmetrical roof over the entrance.
入口上方是不对称的尖顶
But it doesn't have the half timbering over the facade.
但是外墙并没有用半木质机构
Doesn't say anything about medicine,
一点医学有关的都没说
can't shut up about architecture. Great.
说起建筑倒是滔滔不绝 很好
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