无耻家庭

Shameless S10E04

Part 2 Jan. 6, 2020, 1:41 p.m.

Hopefully, she's out of the hospital soon.
最好能尽快出院
Better be out of the hospital soon.
古董啊这是
That's a relic.
给你5块钱
I'll give you five for it.
和你做生意真愉快
Pleasure doing business with you.
帮我们打打广♥告♥ 我们有买♥♥有卖♥♥
Tell your friends about us. We buy and sell.
你会喜欢这个的
Gonna love this.
小维
Hey, V.
来杯血腥玛丽
Can I get a bloody Mary?
我还以为你得上班呢
I thought you had to work.
就是上班才需要喝血腥玛丽
That's why I need a bloody.
那些傻♥逼♥黑人医生... 无意冒犯
These fucking black doctors... no offense.
没事我又不是医生
None taken. I'm not a doctor.
我想让他们开一种
I'm trying to get them to prescribe
治高血压和糖尿病的新处方药
this new drug for hypertension and diabetes,
但没一个人鸟我
but none of them gives a shit.
那药太贵了吗
Too expensive?
有医保不怕药贵
No drug is too expensive if you have Medicare.
都怪那些该死的销♥售♥限制
It's these damn marketing restrictions.
过去
See, back in the day,
我只要请他们出去吃顿晚餐
I used to be able to just take 'em to dinner
或者去夏威夷玩玩
or some bullshit offsite in Hawaii.
你要推销什么药他们都给开
They would write all the scripts you wanted,
可如今这些手段都成非法的了
but now it's all illegal.
这是坏事吗
That's a bad thing?
要挣钱的话就是坏事
It is if you gotta eat.
瞧瞧你们两个
Look at you two.
就跟那部老剧里的好闺蜜一样...
Like two friends from that old show...
《老友记》
Friends.
只不过那剧里没有黑人
Only there were no black friends.
也没有亚裔
Or Asian friends.
你们想要点什么
Can I get you guys anything?
低卡爆米花还是霞多丽白葡萄酒
Bag of SmartPop! Chardonnay?
不用了谢谢
We're good, thanks.
好吧要点单就叫我
All right, just let me know.
不知道他在胡说八道些什么
I don't know what he's talking about.
我们店里根本没有霞多丽酒
We don't even have chardonnay.
这个能卖♥♥多少钱
How much you'd give me for this?
我不买♥♥
Nothing.
20块卖♥♥给你这件娘炮小背心免费送你
Give me 20, and I'll throw in the gay little vest for free.
它是齐格勒太太的精神支柱
That's Mrs. Zeigler's emotional support animal.
马上把它送回去吧兄弟
Take him back right now, man.
那可怜的女人可能都要急疯了
The poor woman's probably losing her shit.
简直了
Unbelievable.
至少你没有成为艺术家
At least you didn't become an artist.
艺术家穷一辈子
Those guys died poor.
莫奈梵高都是穷鬼
Monet, Van Gogh, all of 'em,
创作出史努比的那个人除外
except for the guy that-- that drew Snoopy.
他比那些大画家有意思多了
Well, he was funnier than all of 'em.
史努比特逗
Snoopy cracked me up.
是啊
Yeah.
到了
Well, here we are.
来这里跟当企业家有什么关系
What does this have to do with being a businessman?
要做生意的话
If you're gonna go into business,
首先需要资金
the first thing you're gonna need is capital.
等等
Wait.
今天是你的幸运日
Today is your lucky day.
我和我朋友是帮你实现愿望的人
Me and my friend here, we're the wish granters.
如果你真想愿望成真的话
So, if you really want your wish to come true,
就把那枚硬币给我
you're gonna wanna give that coin to me.
不想要愿望成真的话就算了
But only if you want the wish to come true.
真的吗
Really?
当然了我们就是为此而来的
Absolutely. That's why we're here.
收走喷泉底下的硬币
Scrape up all the coins in the fountain
好实现那些许下的愿望
so we can make all the wishes come true.
你的愿望是什么
What do you wish for?
我的狗史蒂夫跑掉了
My dog Steve ran away.
我希望它能回家
I wish he'd come home.
给它碗里倒上狗粮
Well, put food in his bowl,
因为史蒂夫很快就会回家了
'cause Steve will be home before you know it.
谢谢你
Thank you!
许个愿
Make a wish.
不了我不信这套
Nah, I don't believe in stuff like that.
许一个又没坏处
Make a wish. What can it hurt?
反正等下就去池子里捡回来了
Plus, we're just gonna wade in and get it.
你许愿能成为企业家吗
You wish you were a businessman?
-是啊 -可惜了
- Yeah. - Too bad.
你应该求个新管口算了没事
You should have wished for a new port. Oh, well.
看见那些家伙了吗
See those guys over there?
那些老古板他们有报销账户和医保
These squares. Expense account, healthcare.
看看那个早餐煎饼跟小孩差不多大
Look at that breakfast burrito, size of a baby.
一群蠢货而已
Those guys are suckers.
可我以前想像他们一样
I wanted to be like them.
我上过大学有过工作
I went to college and everything, job...
不是吧你上过大学
No, shit? You went to college?
我也上过西北大学
Me too. Northwestern.
马尔科姆职院
Malcolm X.
这学校不错虽然是社区大学不过...
Good school. Community college, but...
后来发生什么变故了
What happened?
我告诉过你的
I told you what happened.
我跟我爸买♥♥了家百视达音像店
I bought a Blockbuster video store with my pop,
结果赔光了所有家当
lost everything,
汽修店车子还有房♥子
the muffler shop, the car, the house.
我爸爸就自杀了
My father committed suicide.
妈的这也...
Shit. That sounds...
太绝望了
depressing.
但今天又是全新的一天
But today's a new day.
你想做企业家吗
You wanna be a businessman?
那就得像企业家一样思考
You gotta think like a businessman.
那是什么意思
I have no idea what that means.
意思是我们得想个新的思路
It means we're gonna need some new threads.
利普
Hey, Lip.
你是新来的叫什么名字
You're new. What's your name?
我叫利普
Me--Lip.
我有个宝宝儿子
I got a baby, uh, boy.
欢迎在这儿不用拘束
Welcome. This is a safe space.
谢谢
Thank you.
完全不用拘束
Totally.
你妻子要上班吗还是...
Does your wife work or...
不其实我们还没结婚
Oh, no, we're--we're not married, actually.
很好
Good.
而且她还在医院里
Yeah, she's still in the hospital, um...
我很遗憾发生什么了
Oh, I'm so sorry. What happened?
做了剖腹产手术
A C-section.
有一些并发症
Uh, there were some complications.
希望她能挺过来
Hope she makes it.
她已经搬出重症监护室了
Yeah, she's-she's out of ICU.
正在好转
She's getting better.
太可怜了我做晚饭带来给你吃吧
Poor thing. Can I bring you dinner?
不了谢谢
No. Thank you, though.
-谢谢你的好意 -确定吗
- That's very nice. - You sure?
-确定不用了 -我相当乐意
- Yeah, yeah. No. - I'd be happy to.
劝你别吃她做的晚饭
You don't want that dinner.
那女人连微波速食都做不好
Woman can't warm up a Hot Pocket.
我把手♥机♥号♥给你吧万一你有什么需求
Let me give you my number in case you need anything.
任何需求都行
Anything.
-你手♥机♥号♥多少 -我手♥机♥号♥是我喜欢被爆菊
- What's your number? - My number is: I like anal.
多谢了佩姬不如我们开始吧
Thank you, Paige. Okay, why don't we get started?
大家聚在这里是因为做新手爸妈很难
We're here because being a new parent is hard.
照顾孩子的同时还要努力不碰酒精...
Being a new parent while trying to stay sober--
比让我在麦可·布雷演唱会上压制欲♥火♥还难