神烦警探

Brooklyn Nine-Nine S03E14

Part 1 Oct. 2, 2020, 9:40 a.m.

Gather around, glorious turd monsters,
看过来美丽的粪球怪们
and feast your eyes on what I hold in this hand:
我手里东西能让你们一饱眼福
the future of movement--
未来的出行方式
a hoverboard.
悬浮板
I don't understand those things.
我搞不懂那些东西
Is walking really so hard for you?
走路对你来说真的那么难吗
Oh, Ames, walking's a nightmare.
噢 Ames 走路就是噩梦
Yeah, Amy.
没错 Amy
Now, friends,
现在朋友们
eat my space dust.
准备吃土吧
Okay, a little harder to control than I thought.
好吧控制起来比我想象中的难
Okay, here we go. Whoo!
好的来吧唔
Think I'm getting the hang of it.
我想我已经掌握窍门了
No, I'm not!
不我没有
Hahh
哈哈
I'm all right.
我很好
No!
不
Ow!
噢
I'm doing it!
我成功了
I'm doing it!
我成功了
You got this?
你行吗
No, I do not got this, Terry!
不我不行 Terry
Don't let go of me!
别放手
The future of movement is now!
未来的出行方式就在眼前
Whoa!
哇哦
There he is.
他来了
All hail the birthday boy.
别来无恙啊寿星
Oh, what the hell was that?
噢刚刚是怎么回事
Charles, probably shouldn't have done that
Charles 也许你不应该在警♥察♥局里
in a police station.
做这事
And not celebrate your birthday properly?
然后不好好庆祝你的生日
I'd rather get shot.
我宁可去死
You do you, Boyle.
做你自己 Boyle
I'm doing me.
我在做自己
What's this case?
这是什么案子
Oh, this isn't work.
噢这不是工作
It's research on your mom since we're finally meeting.
既然我和你妈妈终于要见面了这是我做的关于她的调查
It's very thorough.
非常全面
Just relax. She's gonna love you.
放轻松她会喜欢你的
You're both strong, accomplished women
你们两位都是坚强有所成的女性
that have seen me naked.
都见过我裸体
I used to be so good at meeting grownups.
我以前特别擅长和成年人交流
I'd just sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" Flawlessly
只需一字不差地唱下<小小蜘蛛儿>
and ride that wave till bath time.
然后顺势而为直到他们去洗澡
But now... it's anybody's guess.
但是现在谁也拿不准
All right, what I am about to say will make you very horny,
好吧我接下来要说的话会让你性致盎然
but you have to try and remember that we're still at work.
但你一定要努力记住我们还在上班
Do you want me to quiz you?
你想让我考考你吗
Oh, God, yes.
噢天呐来吧
Wow. Okay, great.
哇好的很好
What is my mother's favorite drink?
我妈妈最爱喝的饮料
Red wine over ice.
红酒加冰
Just like Diane Keaton, or so she always says.
和Diane Keaton一样她老这么说
Favorite topics of conversation?
最爱聊的话题
Jimmy Carter was underrated,
Jimmy Carter被低估了
how beautiful some front doors are.
还有一些房♥子的前门很漂亮
What's Jane Seymour up to?
Jane Seymour在忙什么
And how cool is it that the ladies across the street are lesbians?
对面住着一对女同是一件多么酷的事情
Great. Nice work.
很好干得不错
Topics to avoid: how my dad left us and ruined our lives,
禁忌话题我爸爸是怎么离开并毁了我们的生活的
how my dad got remarried twice and ruined our lives,
我爸爸是怎么再婚并毁了我们的生活的
how my dad moved to Canada
我爸爸是怎么搬到加拿大去
and ruined our lives. You know what?
并毁了我们的生活的你猜怎么着
I'm just gonna steer clear of your dad entirely.
我还是对你♥爸♥爸避而不谈吧
Smart.
聪明
You're gonna be fine, all right?
你没问题的好吗
She's gonna totally love you.
她会爱上你的
Are those her dental records?
那是她的牙科记录吗
Gina, are you excited for our
Gina 你是不是对我们的
"Escape the Room" Team-building exercise?
"密室逃脱"团队建设游戏特别激动
I told you, sir, it would be far more effective
我跟你说过长官更有效率的方式是
for the squad to go to Vegas, and you give us each $5,000.
整个警队一起去拉斯维加斯你再给我们每人五千
No, I see no value in that.
不我不懂这有何意义
But nine coworkers forced to riddle their way free
但是九位同事困在一间封闭的房♥间里被迫共同解谜
from a locked room--
才能重获自♥由♥
I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney,
我会用那五千块买♥♥张布兰妮演唱会的后台票
and then I'd ask her one question:
然后去问她一个问题
You think you're a better dancer than me?
你觉得你舞跳得比我好吗
We are not going to Las Vegas.
我们不去拉斯维加斯
We're going to Long Island City and we will bond meaningfully,
我们去长岛市以一种非常有意义的方式培养团队精神
and that is a direct order.
而且这是命令
I'll see you at 8:00 tonight.
今晚八点见
Tonight?
今晚
Um...
嗯
Okay, great.
好的很好
Jake! Jakester!
Jake Jake帅哥
Remember when I did not email you about
记得我没给你发的
Captain Holt's "Escape the Room" Thing tonight?
Holt警监搞的"密室逃脱"游戏吗
No, and I can't go.
不知道而且我去不了
Amy and I are going to my mom's house for my birthday.
Amy和我要去我妈妈家过生日
Adults don't care about their birthdays.
成年人是不过生日的
You came to work last year on a horse.
你去年生日的时候骑了匹马来上班
Man, forget you. Where's Charles?
天呐去掉你 Charles在哪儿
On a stakeout with Rosa and Terry.
和Rosa Terry一起盯梢呢
Police work?
警务工作
What a waste of time.
真是浪费时间
So no Jake, no Amy, no Charles, no Rosa, no Terry.
所以Jake不去 Amy不去 Charles不去 Rosa不去 Terry不去
That leaves me with...
就剩下我和
Aah. Ooh!
啊哦噢
Aah. Aah.
啊啊
Oh, dear God.
噢老天爷
Okay, this is the block our boy Tommy Tran does his drops.
好的这就是我们要抓的Tommy Tran出没的场所
Before we do anything else, are your body cams turned on?
在正式行动之前你们俩随身摄像机打开了吗
Why are you so obsessed with these things?
你为什么那么关心这东西
It's like your stupid babies all over again.
就像是你那愚蠢的婴儿事件重演一样
My babies are not stupid.
我的宝宝一点都不蠢
Cagney can write a lowercase L.
Cagney会写小写的"L"
It's just a line, right?
就是条直线对吧
Enn
嗯
Look, I worked hard to get us included in that pilot program.
听着我好不容易才把我们弄进这个试点项目中来
Body cams are important,
随身摄像机很重要
and I need these field tests to go well.
这次实地测试必须万无一失
I'm gonna go take my position.
我要就位了
"Just a straight line." Come on!
"就是条直线" 拜托
Unique New York. Unique New York.
独特的纽约独特的纽约
Unique New York.
独特的纽约
I took a Toastmasters class to prepare for tonight.
我特地去上了堂演讲协会的课为晚上做准备
Seriously, it's gonna be fine.
真的吗不会有事的
We're just gonna have some dinner, eat dessert,
我们就吃个晚饭再吃点甜点
play charades, and then talk for half an hour
玩玩猜字谜再聊个半小时
about which of her friends are sick.
讨论一下她的哪个朋友生病了
We're gonna play charades?
我们会玩猜字谜
You wait until t-minus two seconds to tell me that?
你在倒计时两秒钟的时候才告诉我
Okay. Movie. Book.
好的电影书
What's the thing for song? I don't know the thing for song.
歌♥是什么手势我不知道歌♥的手势
Hi, birthday boy.
嗨寿星
Hi, birthday boy.
嗨
Hi.
嗨
Mom, is something on fire?
妈妈有东西着火了吗
Yeah. Okay.
对的好