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Hey, you guys got a sec?
I need to talk to you about something.
Whatever it is can wait, Rosie.
You're gonna want to see this.
Question, what is the number one problem
with the coronavirus?
Mass death, economic collapse,
the way the disease has exposed the systemic injustice
at the core of American life.
的确 但除了你这些显而易见的 紧随其后
Well, yes, obviously those, but after that,
it's how to high-five your friends
while staying six feet apart.
But now the world can stop their worrying
because we have created the COVID five.
With this machine, you can execute
any high five your heart desires.
There's the classic.
Slip me some skin.
-轻拍我 轻拍我 -我拍
- Sprinkle me. Sprinkle me. - Sprinkle.
- Sprinkle me. - Sprinkle.
The Vulcan scissor.
- That's a bad one. - Yeah.
And of course, the need for speed.
Wow. That was impressively stupid.
I know, right?
So what was it you wanted to tell me?
Just wanted to say goodbye.
I turned in my resignation. I quit the force.
Dude, that was by far the best five.
To Sergeant Santiago.
You were on maternity leave longer than expected
because of the pandemic,
but now that all first responders have been vaccinated,
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Not exactly an emotional welcome back... are you crying?
Oh, he just always knows exactly what to say.
So, guys, tell me everything that happened while I was gone.
Well, as you know, Hitchcock retired
the very first second he could.
I couldn't wait to get out of there.
Why are you always with us on FaceTime?
Because I miss Scully.
He's more present than when he worked here.
- It's been a terrible year. - True.
But you know what was rougher?
The hundreds of years of oppression
experienced by Black people in this country,
oppression they still experience to this day.
Why does Charles sound like a podcast?
Oh, because I'm listening to one right now.
It's called "Two Wrongs Makes a White: Lessons in Anti-Racism."
Yeah, you're lucky you weren't here on Juneteenth.
What the hell?
He went full Schumer.
Cultural appropriation, Amy.
- She'll figure it out. - You're the one who did it.
So where's Rosa?
Thought she'd be here by now.
I'm telling you, she's not coming.
Ever since she quit the force,
she thinks we're just part of the problem.
Oh, she never said that.
She quit after George Floyd was killed
because she thought that she could do more good
by becoming a PI that helps victims of police brutality.
That has nothing to do with us.
Then how come we haven't hung out at all since she quit?
Setting up a new business takes time.
She's probably too busy to see friends.
And yet I have time to see my friends
还能当好父亲 做好工作 还能打好
and be a father and do my job and straight-up crush it
at "Goat Simulator" on my Switch.
That's not something to be proud of.
Being a father is not something to be proud of, Ames?
Wow. You've changed, dude.
Look, all I'm saying is, I promise you
she is not gonna show up tonight.
And if she does, I'll give each of you $1,000 cash.
- That's a promise. - Hey, everybody.
Jake's word is not legally binding.
Any promise of cash reward is, of course,
understood as hyperbole.
Rosa! I knew you'd make it.
'Sup, my guy?
-什么鬼 -抱歉 很久没见
- What? - Sorry. It's been a while.
I forgot how we used to greet each other.
Anyway, how's the cool new PI gig going?
Eh, it's not that cool. I have a desk at a WeWork
that I share with a Twitter comedian.
- Oh, fun. - But I'm getting more clients.
I just got a new job this morning.
A woman was assaulted by two police officers in the Seven-Four.
Oh. Well, that's horrible.
等等 74分局吗 我认识他们的警监
Wait, the Seven-Four. I know the captain there.
She was my sergeant before I transferred to the Nine-Nine.
I could talk to her. She can help.
Nah, I doubt that.
You know, the system can still work sometimes
when good people are involved.
Is that why you want to help,
so you can make some point about policing?
No. I'm not some point maker, shot taker,
making girls hot like oats with Quaker.
Hey, man, you're rapping.
Yeah, I had to see where it was going.
Look, I just want to help out.
Plus, it might be fun to work together again.
- I miss seeing you. - Hmm. Okay.
I'm meeting my client tomorrow. I'll text you the details.
Yes. Jake and Rosa are back!
Your leg shake is rattling the windows out there.
I'm stressed. It's Captain Holt.
You won't believe what he said to me.
你好啊 桑迪亚哥 午餐吃得如何
Hello, Santiago. How's your lunch?
Pretty bad, right?
That he politely asked you about your lunch?
It was small talk.
Captain Holt always says that true friends sit in silence.
Small talk is for... Strangers and con men.
So I'm a stranger now.
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