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This job is eating me alive.
I can't breathe anymore.
I spent all these years trying to be the good guy,
the man in the white hat.
I'm not becoming like them.
I am them.
Hey! What are you doing, weirdo?
I'm doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco.
ten of me are doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco.
Get it together, man. Okay?
So the store was hit about two hours ago.
They took mostly tablets, laptops, and cameras.
I'd like a list of all your employees,
whoever had access to the store.
I'd also like to apologize for my partner.
His parents didn't give him enough attention.
I already solved the case.
We're looking for three white males,
one of whom has sleeve tats on both arms.
And how do you know that?
I had an informant on the inside.
He's been here for years.
Watching, learning. Waiting.
观察 学习 等待
His code name?
Fuzzy Cuddle bear.
He's a nanny cam.
You got lucky.
No, I got here five minutes before you
and figured that in this gigantic electronics store,
there had to be at least one working camera.
Oh! Hi, bad guys!
You did it, fuzzy. You busted 'em.
绒绒 你做到了 你抓到他们了
It's time to come home.
I'm not sure if I can.
I've been undercover so long, I've forgotten who I am.
I have seen terrible things.
I haven't known the touch of a woman in many moons.
Don't walk away from me!
Yes, I did crack the case.
So, Santiago, would you do the honors?
I hate this!
I hate this.
And you're just gonna add one.
It's a good feeling.
It's a good feeling. Yeah.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
JP, update on the Morgenthau murder?
Yeah! Good news for all you murder fans.
Earlier this morning...
Someone decided to shoot and kill
luxury food importer Henry Morgenthau.
Body was found by the cleaning lady,
during her interview, I deduced, using expert Detective work,
that she had something super gross on her chin.
I think it was flan.
Charles thinks it was flan.
I think it was butterscotch pudding.
Maybe it was just old person gunk.
You know how old people always have that gunk on them.
Oldie gunk. Could be, yeah.
Anyone else? How about we focus on the murder
and not the old person gunk?
Crime techs are at the scene now.
We're heading back when they're done.
Okay, I want you on this.
It's gonna be priority one for the new C.O.
Wait, tell us about the new Captain.
Captain Holt will be here soon.
He'll wanna introduce himself. Dismissed.
You know any scalpers?
I wanna ask Rosa to go to the Rihanna concert with me,
but it's sold out.
Okay, two points to make here.
And then Rihanna.
Yeah. What's your second point?
She's got a type.
Which is really anyone but you.
Yeah, that was my ex-wife's type too.
Look, a Rihanna concert's a pretty big swing, man.
I don't know. She's into watching old movies.
Cool. Where would I find a place that shows old movies?
Oh, yeah, just go on the Internet
and search for the phrase "I want to buy two movie tickets
for a girl who doesn't like me."
Great. Thank you. Good.
太好了 谢谢 不客气
Hey, you heard anything about the new Captain?
Uh, no, and I don't care.
I just wish Captain McGintley never left, he was the best.
He was terrible.
You just liked him 'cause he let you do
anything you wanted.
On your marks, get set...
What the hell's going on around here?
Fire extinguisher roller chair derby?
What's your point?
If I'm ever gonna make Captain, I need a good mentor.
I need my rabbi.
But this new guy's gonna be another washed-up pencil pusher
who's only concerned with...
Following every rule
in the patrol guide.
Meep morp zeep. Robot Captain Engage.
Is that what you think? Hehey!
New Captain alert.
You must be the new C.O.
I'm Detective Jake Peralta. Great to meet you.
我是Jake Peralta警探 很高兴见到你
Now don't let me interrupt.
You were describing what kind of person I'm gonna be.
I'd like you to finish.
That's not necessary.
Or I could recap very quickly, sure.
Um, let's see.
I think I said some joke
about being a washed-up pencil pusher.
Now do the robot voice. Which...
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