同志亦凡人（2000）

Queer as Folk S02E16

Part 1 Oct. 21, 2020, 3 p.m.

Here's where Rage and Zephyr
就在这里狂怒和西风
discover J.T. beaten and left for dead by a gang of gay bashers.
发现J.T被一帮反同者打到半死丢在路边等死
It's kind of gory.
够血腥的
It's supposed to be.
要的就是这效果
I'm sure that I left it here.
我肯定我放在这了
Here's Rage zapping the bashers with his mind distorter.
然后狂怒用意识扭曲器把他们都干掉
With his what?
用了什么
He surrounds them with a mind distortion field
他把他们围困在意识扭曲磁场里
so they think they're all fags.
让他们觉得里面的人都是基佬
Then they beat each other to death.
于是他们互相殴打至死
Wow. Then what happens?
天呐然后呢
Then he swoops J.T. into his arms,
然后他把J.T.拥入怀中
and takes him up to his lair perched high above Gayopolis.
带回自己在基奥城山顶的藏身处
And he brings J.T. back to life
然后他将J.T.复活了
with lots of heavy kissing and deep anal penetration.
方法是无数的深吻和强力插入
Which if you'll notice from the generous amounts of illustrations,
你应该也可以从这大量的绘图中注意到
is Justin's favourite part.
这部分是贾斯汀的最爱
Yes, I see.
是我看出来了
Okay, where the hell is my palm?
好了我的掌上电脑呢
Well, try my bedroom.
看看卧室里有没有
You know, may have dropped out of your pocket
有可能你脱裤子的时候
while you were dropping out of your pants.
从口袋里掉出来了
Good thinking, boy-toy wonder.
有道理小帅哥
You stole it?
是你偷的
Borrowed it.
是借
Ben's got a buddy list in here.
本在里面存了好友的联♥系♥方式
So I'm gonna call everybody on it
我准备给所有人打电♥话♥
and invite them to the surprise party.
邀请他们来参加惊喜派对
When's his birthday?
他生日是哪天
Saturday.
周六
No shit, that's mine.
真的假的我生日也是周六
Really? Yeah.
真的吗是啊
Isn't that the most amazing coincidence?
这个巧合也太棒了不是吗
What, that you two have the same birthday?
就因为你们两个同一天生日吗
Or that you and Brian are both in love
或者说你和布莱恩爱上了
with guys who have the same birthday.
同一天出生的两个男人
Ahh, no luck in the bedroom.
卧室里也很不幸地没有
That's a first.
卧室里还是头一回不"性"呢
You know, I know that my palm's state- of-the-art, but...
虽然我的掌上电脑是高科技产品
couldn't have just walked away on its own.
但是它不可能自己跑掉
You want to stay for dinner?
你要留下吃晚饭吗
Ben's making pad Thai.
本晚上做泰式炒面
Then...
然后...
We are going to watch...
我们准备看...
"Sunset Boulevard."
《日落大道》
I can't.
不行
Brian and I are going to...
布莱恩和我准备去...
Babylon. Babylon.
巴比伦巴比伦
Babylon, yeah.
巴比伦没错
Isn't that like, the most amazing coincidence?
你不觉得这是个奇妙的巧合吗
That you, Ben and like, 17 million other people
什么你和本还有其他1700万人
have the same birthday?
同一天过生日吗
So, how are you planning on commemorating the big event?
那你准备怎么庆生
A trip to Key West?
去基韦斯特旅游吗
Something with four wheels and a retractable hard-top?
开着敞篷跑车兜风
That sounds good.
听上去不赖
I'm not.
我拒绝
You're not?
你竟然拒绝
It's a fuck- ing birthday.
就他妈一个生日而已
Anybody can get bored, even you.
任何人都会觉得无趣哪怕是你
The only thing worth celebrating is achievement.
唯一值得庆祝的东西只有成就
I seem to remember
我好像记得
you throwing Michael a little surprise party last year.
你去年给迈克办了一个小小的惊喜派对
I agree with Brian.
我同意布莱恩的想法
I think birthdays are silly, sentimental and unnecessary.
生日派对愚蠢又情绪泛滥且没有必要
Okay, sweetheart, thanks for the ride but, uh,
好了亲爱的谢谢你的陪伴
here's where I get off.
不过到此为止吧
Yeah, whatever.
行吧随你的便
Some catch. How come you're throw- ing him back?
是个帅哥啊你怎么把人家扔下了
Not big enough?
鸡♥巴♥不够大吗
Oh, I'm sure he's big enough.
我确定他的鸡♥巴♥够大
You're still in mourning?
你还在哀悼吗
I've tried boys, I've tried booze, i've tried pills...
我试过了男人试过了酒精试过了嗑药
But I am still in the valley of the dulls.
可我还是了无兴致
Well, neely, maybe you need some spiritual succour.
也许你需要点精神上的援助
Yeah, you should call my mother's minister.
是啊你应该给我妈的牧师打电♥话♥
He gives great head.
他的舔屌♥技术特别棒
That's not the kind of healing I had in mind.
我说的可不是这种疗伤方式
You're coming with me tomorrow.
你明天跟我一起
To church.
去教堂
Church?
教堂
The curtain has already gone up on the biggest show
全城全世界全天下
in town, in the universe, in creation.
最大的演出已经开始了
It's called "Your life"!
那就是「你的人生」
And it stars you.
由你们自己主演
The original cast, with lyrics and music,
原创的演员伴有歌♥词和音乐
and a book that could only have been written,
唯一可以创作执导
directed and conceived by...
酝酿出这巨作的是...
God!
上帝
Amen!
阿门
Isn't Reverend Brad incredible?
布拉德牧师是不是很棒啊
Yeah, yeah, he should win a Tony
是啊他应该拿托尼奖才对
This is not a dress rehearsal, kids.
孩子们这不是彩排
Let us sell it to the balcony and beyond.
让我们将歌♥声带出天台向天堂飞扬
Rise, rise,
起立起立
and follow in your hymnals.
按照手中的赞美诗来唱
Hit it!
开始吧
Imagine how good you'll feel.
想像一下你会变得多么开心
I think it's going to take a little more than a show tune.
我觉得光是唱首歌♥ 可无法让我开心起来
Here, share mine. Thanks.
给看我的谢谢
You know, I actually do feel better.
说实话我的确感觉好多了
Told you.
我就说吧
I was with the peace corps for a few years,
我在和平队待过几年
but then, I decided
不过后来我发现
what I really wanted was to work with kids.
我真正想做的是与儿童相关的工作
That's sweet.
好可爱
Ever teach second-graders?
你教过二年级的学生吗
Sweet's not exactly the word.
没办法用可爱来形容那帮小魔头
I'm sure they adore you.
我相信他们一定很喜欢你
I love it.
我爱这工作
And it allows me time in the evenings
而且我晚上还有时间
to volunteer at the gay youth support line
可以去青少年同志服务中心做义工
and to train for AIDS ride on the weekends.
周末为艾滋骑行活动做训练
And then of course I, uh... help out at church.
当然我还能在教堂帮点忙
Of course.
当然了
I'm impressed.
我很佩服
Listen to me going on about myself.
光听我说我自己了
What about you?
那你呢
Tell me what you do.
说说你的工作
Me?
我
Ted?
泰德
Where'd you just go?
你神游到哪去了
Nowhere. I was, uh...
没哪儿我...
just thinking about what you said.
就是在思考你刚刚说的话
So, uh, what do you do?
那么你是做什么的
I, uh... work in computers.
我做和电脑相关的工作
Sales? Programming?
销♥售♥吗还是编程
I run my own dot-com company.
我有自己的网站
Really?
真的吗
An entrepreneur.
一个企业家