同志亦凡人（2000）

Queer as Folk S02E05

Part 6 Oct. 21, 2020, 2:56 p.m.

I'm not ashamed of loving porn.
我并不以爱看色情片为耻
Pornography happens to serve an important
色情业提供了非常重要
and profoundly humane service.
且合乎人道的服务
Oh, this ought to be good.
真会说啊
All right. Take a guy like me renting a video, okay?
好吧就好比像我这样的人想租个片子看
W-what're my choices? A moronic comedy,
我有哪些选择呢弱智的喜剧片
a cop drama starring some brainless actor
或者由某个无脑的演员演的警♥匪♥片
shooting off his widdle gun,
拿着小手♥枪♥射来射去
or an exotic fantasy land filled with beautiful men,
或者是全部由帅哥出演的色情片
all of whom are there for the sole purpose of pleasing me.
他们的唯一目的就是取悦我
See, it's my chance to be Brian Kinney.
那是我成为万人迷布莱恩·肯尼的唯一机会
Fuck anyone I want. All right. All right.
想操谁就操谁行了行了
All right. All right, all right.
好了打住打住
So you get your rocks off to some dream boy.
所以你可以看着一群帅哥爽得射出来
But you gotta admit, it's a dirty business.
但你得承认那是下流的行业
What, making people happy?
取悦别人很下流吗
It's a lot more than I can say for my job.
我现在的工作才叫下流
All I do is crunch numbers
我整天理账做帐
so some asshole can cheat Uncle Sam out of a few extra bucks.
帮那些混♥蛋♥偷税漏税
See, now that's what I call porn.
那才真是下流无♥耻♥
There's no redeeming social value whatsoever.
那才是不可取的社会价值观
I think you provide an extremely important service.
我认为你的工作非常重要
Preparing your taxes?
给你报税吗
Yeah, great.
真是"好极了"
When's the last time it made you come?
它上次让你高♥潮♥是什么时候的事了
1998. I got a big refund.
1998年我收到一大笔退款
I gotta get to court.
我得上法♥院♥去了
Yeah. Go for it.
好吧勇敢去做吧
It's stuck at 6,000.
停在六千了
Alrighty... 7,000.
那我们出七千
Christ, Brian, are you sure you want to do that?
天呐布莱恩你确定要这么做吗
Uh, there's only 30 seconds left.
只剩30秒拍卖♥♥就要结束了
Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
耶稣基♥督♥ 圣母玛利亚保佑啊
8,000.
八千了
Take it. Take it!
接受吧接受吧
It doesn't work that way, ma.
不是这么卖♥♥的妈
9,000.
出九千
Oh God, no!
天呐不要
Oh, I can't look.
我不敢看了
I can't look. Neither can I.
我不敢看了我也看不见了
You have your finger in my eye.
你手指戳我眼睛里了
I'm sorry, honey.
对不起宝贝
10 seconds.
只剩十秒了
Nobody's bidding!
没人出价了
Look.
看
10,000.
一万
10,000.
一万
10,000.
一万
10,000!
一万啊
10,000!
一万啊
$10,000!
整整一万块
$10,000!
一万块啊
Oh, and to think I used to yell at you for reading them!
以前你看漫画我还吼你呢
Oh, my God! $10,000!
老天啊一万块
Oh, honey! 10,000!
亲爱的一万块啊
Your own store.
你自己有店啦
I can't believe it.
真难以置信
I know somebody who has his own store.
我现在有开店的朋友了
Finally I can get a fabulous discount
总算能给我打个大折
on something I have absolutely no desire to own.
虽然我对漫画书完全没兴趣
Why couldn't your dream have been cashmere?
为什么你的梦想不是羊绒衫呢
My grandfather used to own his own drygoods store in Brooklyn,
我爷爷以前在布鲁克林开过衣料店
and he used to say,
他常说的一句话就是
"Better to work for yourself than some mashugana goniff."
"给自己打工总好过给疯贼打工"
He knew what he was talking about,
他倒是深深了解其中的含义
even if no one else did.
哪怕别人都听不懂
What was that for?
为什么吻我
'Cause you're so pathetic.
因为你太可悲了
Thanks a lot.
谢了啊
You put your fucking life up for auction.
你竟然把一辈子赌在一场拍卖♥♥上
I mean, what if it hadn't worked out?
如果这办法不成功怎么办
Well, I guess I'd have no money and no job, no nothing.
那我就没钱没工作一无所有
Nothing but the biggest balls in the whole fucking world.
只剩下那天下第一大的胆子
Teddy!
泰迪
Why, Theodore Schmidt!
天呐西奥多·施密特
Thought you might be, uh, greasing the old pole.
我还以为你又在家里手♥淫♥呢
Uh, actually, I've finally come to my senses, so to speak, and,
事实上我最终醒悟了
uh, I-I want to thank you guys
我想谢谢你们
for helping me through one of the darkest
帮我熬过我这辈子
and most difficult times in my life.
最黑暗最艰苦的一段日子
Oh, baby. But, I'm finally ready
天呐但我终于准备好
to become a productive part of the society again.
再次成为对社会有用的人
I-I want to give back to the community,
我想回馈同性恋群体
feel a sense of pride, of purpose.
再度拥有自尊和人生目标
That's wonderful, sweetheart.
太棒了亲爱的
So...
所以
I have decided to quit my new job...
我决定辞掉新工作
and... start my own porno website.
然后自己开一家色♥情♥网♥站♥
What?
什么
Well, at least he's following his dream.
不管怎么说他也在追求他的梦想啊
However wet it may be.
不管这梦想有多"咸湿"
What?
什么