同志亦凡人（2000）

Queer as Folk S02E10

Part 1 Oct. 21, 2020, 2:57 p.m.

"So, Captain Astro, this is how it ends?
"阿斯特罗队长这就是结局了吗
With a whimper, not a bang?
只有微不可闻的啜泣没有轰轰烈烈的盛会
I don't know about you, Morphisto,
我不知道你是什么感觉魔菲斯特
but I'm getting quite a bang out of it.
我倒是从中体会到了无穷的乐趣
All these years of your pursuits
多年来追捕你
from planet to planet, over galaxies,
从一个星球到另一个星球跨过星系
across billions of light years, has exhausted me.
穿越几十亿光年我已经累了
You'll be getting plenty of rest from now on, Morphisto
你现在可以好好休息了魔菲斯特
In solar solitary."
被单独囚禁"
This is so fucking cool!
简直太酷了
"Feeling weak... can barely stand.
"我怎么浑身无力快站不住了
I forgot to mention, my dear captain,
我忘记跟你说了亲爱的队长
This planet I had you chase me to has a deadly virus.
我引你追来的这颗星球上有种致命的病毒
Luckily I'm completely immune.
幸运的是我完全免疫
Too bad you didn't get your shots.
遗憾的是你没有打疫苗
Help me."
救我
The end of an era, Captain Astro is dead.
阿斯特罗队长之死一个时代的终结
Captain Astro is dead?
阿斯特罗队长死了
Oh, my god!
我的天呐
What happened?
怎么回事
He died of an intergalactic virus
他感染了致命的星际病毒
for which there's no known cure.
回天乏术
What does that sound like to you?
你觉得这听起来像什么
A cheap ploy to get you to buy the next issue.
低级营销策略让你接着买♥♥下一♥期♥
"Captain Astro returns from the dead!"
《阿斯特罗队长死而复生》
That'll be $1.25
1.25美元一本
There's not going to be a next issue.
不会有下一♥期♥了
I talked to the publisher.
我问过出版社
They're never bringing him back.
他们永远不会再复活这个角色
Sweetheart, what's wrong?
亲爱的怎么了
They killed him.
他们把他杀了
Who?
谁
Captain Astro.
阿斯特罗队长
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
亲爱的我很遗憾
Don't you ever fucking scare me like that again!
你♥他♥妈♥的别再这样吓我
Fuck!
操
Well, look at it this way,
换个思路想想
he lived a long and productive life.
他这一生漫长且富有意义
He must have saved the world at least 5,000 times.
他拯救世界的次数至少也有五千次了
Yeah, a-and at his age,
是啊而且他这个年纪
to still look good in spandex,
穿上紧身衣身材还这么有型
that's quite an achievement.
那可是伟大的成就啊
Look, you guys can joke all you want.
随便你们怎么开玩笑吧
But the word on the net is the reason they killed him
但网上有消息称这个角色之所以会被杀死
was 'cause people thought he was gay.
是因为有人认为他是同性恋
Well, after living with Galaxy lad for 30 years,
和银河小子在一起生活了30年
rumours are bound to circulate.
难免会有谣言
If it's true that they killed Captain Astro because he's gay
如果阿斯特罗队长被杀死真是因为他是同性恋
that makes his death a hate crime.
那他的死就是仇恨犯罪
All right, look,
行了听着
I think we're getting a little carried away here.
我觉得我们有点扯远了
I mean, he's not real.
他又不是真人
He's a comic book character.
他只是个漫画角色
He was more than that.
他不仅仅是个漫画角色
He was a hero to a lot of kids that don't have heroes,
对于没有英雄的小孩来说他就是英雄
And... now he's gone.
现在再也没有他了
This is our Plat Bleu Special.
这是蓝色特♥价♥套餐
Pain de Viande, Puree de Pommes de Terre
肉饼土豆泥和生菜
and Asauce Rouge Relevee Pour la Salade.
搭配俄式沙拉酱
Translation: Blue Plate Special.
我翻译给你听蓝色特♥价♥套餐
Meatloaf, Mashed Potatoes and Iceberg Lettuce
包括肉饼土豆泥和生菜
with Russian Dressing.
搭配俄式沙拉酱
Next, le menu Parisien.
这是巴黎风菜单
Canard Royal,
有皇家烤鸭翼
Souffle de Fromage Imperial
国王乳酪蛋奶酥
and Tarte Framboise a la Reine.
以及王后木莓馅饼派
So how much for Marie Antoinette's last meal?
「玛丽王后的最后一餐」套餐价是多少钱
50.
50美元
Let them eat wedding cake.
让他们吃婚礼蛋糕吧
What's that?
那是什么
That is our Cornucopiad'or.
那是丰饶的羊角套餐
The feast of feasts.
盛宴中的盛宴
New Zealand Filet Mignon and African Lobster.
新西兰菲力牛排和非洲龙虾
How much?
多少钱
125.
125美元
For Surf and Turf?
不就是海陆双拼吗
Perhaps I should leave you two alone
或许我应该让你们单独
to discuss your special day.
讨论一下你们大喜之日的安排
You should have seen it,
你真该到场看看
"Le plat bleu"...
蓝色套餐
It's called a tasting.
那叫试味
It's called a rip-off.
那叫抢钱
I can't believe what they charge.
我真不敢相信他们把价格定那么高
I can't believe you're still carrying on about it.
我才不敢相信你还在纠结这个
So which plat did the happy couple pick?
那你们小两口选的什么套餐
We haven't decided yet.
我们还没决定呢
But I'm leaning towards the cornucopiad'or.
不过我倾向于丰饶的羊角
Ooh, what's that?
那是什么
African Lobster and Filet Mignon from New Zealand.
非洲龙虾和新西兰菲力牛排
They fly the cow here first class.
牛是坐头等舱来的
It's our special day.
毕竟是我们的大喜之日
How many more times am I gonna have to fucking hear that?
我他妈还得听到这句话多少遍
You don't.
不用了
In fact, we don't have to have a sit- down dinner at all.
实际上我们根本不必办正式的晚宴
We can have the wedding right here.
在这里办婚礼就行了
Very funny.
真好笑
I'm serious.
我说真的
We can do it from 5:00 to 7:00 during happy hour,
可以选在5到7点的欢乐促销时光
two-for-one drinks, free bar nuts,
酒水买♥♥♥一♥送♥一♥ 小吃免费
and an all-you-can-eat bottomless bucket of buffalo wings!
还有无限♥量♥鸡翅桶供你吃到饱
The whole thing won't cost us
全部费用加起来
more than a couple hundred bucks, tops.
也不会超过几百块
Sit down. You're being ridiculous.
坐下你有点莫名其妙了
I'll stand on my head if I want.
只要我乐意倒立杂耍都行
You're the one who's being ridiculous,
你才莫名其妙
counting every nickel and dime.
每分每厘都要斤斤计较
Every nickel and dime we don't have.
因为我们连一分一厘都没有
Girls, girls.
姑娘们好啦
We may be dykes, but remember,
我们是拉拉没错不过记住
we are still ladies.
我们依然是淑女
I'm sorry if you feel that all I care about is money,
很抱歉让你觉得我眼里只有钱
but I didn't grow up
可我跟你不一样
a spoiled little rich girl, like you.
不是从小就被宠坏的富家千金
I am not a spoiled little rich girl.
我才不是被宠坏的富家千金
Please! Your entire world view
拜托你的整个世界观
is based on Santa bringing you everything you ever asked for.
都建立在圣诞老人会给你你想要的一切之上
He didn't bring me everything I asked for.
他并没有给我我想要的一切
Like hell he didn't.
没有才怪呢
I never got that robin-egg blue
我一直没得到心仪的那件
cashmere sweater I always wanted.
蛋壳蓝色羊绒毛衣
You know, I merely thought that just this once,
我只是觉得就这一次
we could be a little extravagant.
我们可以稍微奢侈一点
But obviously you'd be happier if we'd gone to "Weddings for less".
但是显然婚礼越节省你越开心
Or better yet, not even gone through with it at all.
更好的是直接不办了
No, I never said that,
没我从来没说过这话
But if that's what you want, it's not too late.
但如果这是你想要的那还不晚
Marriage.
婚姻
Straight people deserve it.
那是异性恋活该受这罪
God!
天呐
Where in the world did you learn that?
你到底是从哪学来的