女子监狱

Orange Is the New Black S03E07

Part 6 Oct. 20, 2019, 9:02 p.m.

You would be... memorable parents.
我得振作起来了小帕
I gotta get my shit together, Pipes.
我们还跟卡萝尔和比尔住在一起
We're still living with Carol and Bill
我自己也越来越老了
and the layers of taupe are getting to me.
突然间所有人和他们妈妈都有了工作
And suddenly, everyone and their mother's got a job.
甚至连布鲁姆也是
Even Bloomer.
现在有波丽严格管教他
Now that Polly's whipping him into shape--
不不停别提莱瑞
No, no, no. No. Stop! No Larry.
他有工作了吗干什么的
He has a job? As what?
他是《查氏餐馆评鉴》的地区主编
He's a regional editor for Zagat.
还有办公室什么的
He's got an office and everything.
真的吗
Really?
我想说的只是时代在变我需要工作
Look, all I'm saying is times are a-changing, and I need to work.
我能给你工作
I have work for you!
真的吗
Really?
你能帮我建个网站吗
Could you build me a website?
可以是最简单的那种
It could be something very simple,
用博客模板之类的
like a WordPress template or something.
你要网站来干嘛你的博客都没人看了
Why do you need a website? No one even follows your blog anymore.
我在做二手内♥裤♥的生意
I'm starting a used panty business.
有人
There are people
喜欢闻脏内♥裤♥
who like to sniff dirty underwear.
我知道
Oh, I know.
已经有很多网站了你竞争对手很多
There's a lot of sites. You've got yourself some competition.
真的吗他们卖♥♥多少钱
Really? Well, then, how much do they go for?
差不多二十五块一条
Like, 25 bucks a pop.
但穿得越久价钱越高
But the longer the wear, the more you can tack on.
还有很多特殊分类
And there's like a lot of special categories,
像"健身房♥用过"
like "Worn to the gym,"
"手♥淫♥过" "尿湿过"
or "Masturbated in," "Peed in."
"监狱内使用过"怎么样
What about "Been to prison"?
当然你能加收很多钱
Oh, yeah, you could definitely charge more for that.
孕妇也很热门
Pregnant ladies are a big thing, too.
-真的假的 -真的
- Really? - Yeah.
我觉得是因为可能她们...味道不同
I think it's because... maybe they... they smell different.
内莉连在提到
You know, Neri smells different
怀孕的事的时候味道都不一样
and she's just talking about getting pregnant.
慢着你真的打算
Wait, are you really gonna start
在监狱里开一个犯罪公♥司♥吗
a whole criminal enterprise from behind bars?
又不是毒品只是内♥裤♥而已
No, it's not drugs. It's underwear.
我欣赏你这精神
I like your spirit.
我有点担心你对这些这么了解
I am concerned that you know all of this.
我是个爱好广泛的人
I'm a generalist.
-查普曼 -什么事
- Chapman. - Yeah?
你觉得你家里那么富裕对你来说是好事吗
You think that growing up with all that money was good for you?
哪种方面
In what way?
比如有钱有让你变的更好吗
Like, did being a rich person make you better?
你肯定学过芭蕾音乐之类的东西吧
I bet you had, like, ballet, music lessons and shit like that.
学过芭蕾我还演奏过两年长笛
Ballet, yeah, yeah. And I did play the flute for two years.
虽然说"演奏"有点过了
Although "play" is a very strong word.
有种吹长笛的口型我一直...
There's this flute face that I could never...
一直都没能表演对
I never quite got right.
好吧就是说有了钱就会有更好的生活
Okay, so... it's a better life when you have money?
很多人都希望用钱来弥补情感空洞
A lot of people expect it to fill some sort of emotional hole,
实际上也只是买♥♥一大堆东西而已
and all it really does is buy stuff.
没错但是买♥♥东西有什么错
Yeah, but what's wrong with stuff?
东西是好的
Stuff is good.
尤其是买♥♥食物或者是买♥♥♥房♥♥屋居住
Especially when stuff is food or a roof over your head.
有一个研究证明
You know, there was this study that said,
"年收入七万五以下的钱确实能买♥♥来幸福"
"Money does buy happiness, up to $75,000 a year."
但如果高于七万五
But after that,
就算收入增加也无法令你更幸福
increasing your income doesn't make you any happier.
七万五♥不♥是小数字
75 grand is a lot.
是的我想是的
Yeah, no. I guess... I guess it is.
你是在担心...
Are you worried about...
是啊
Yeah.
爱才是最重要的东西
Love is the most important thing.
是的但是钱也重要
Yeah, but money helps.
是钱确实重要
Yeah, money does help.
但你猜怎么的我们最后是一个下场
But you know what? We both ended up here.
好吧谢谢
All right. Thanks.
达娅娜
Hey, Dayanara?
你穿几码的内♥裤♥
What size panties do you wear?
该死
Ay, damn.
这里有犹太电影吗该死
Any Jewy movies in here? Shit.
哪部不是他们的电影了
Ain't all movies Jewy?
要像《屋顶上的提琴手》这样的
Like Fiddler on the Roof or some shit like that.
里面一半演员都不会拉琴
You know, half of them don't even play.
我去我必须得做好准备
Shit! I got to get ahead of this thing.
想说我不是犹太人把我抓走
Come and try and bust me for not being the real Jew deal,
我可以把这些成堆的常识扔给他们
I got to throw some knowledge back at 'em.
好吧难道你不应该去读
Well, look, shouldn't you be reading...
叫什么来着犹太圣经吗
What's it called, the Jewish bible?
不我要学些犹太经历明白吗
No, I'm going for the Jewish experience. You feel me?
用文化习俗对付他们肯定很有说服力
Get all cultural on them, should be mad convincing.
我需要一些像《宋飞传》这样的
Man, I need some, like... Seinfeld episodes.
找到了
Oh! Ka-ching!
快看伍迪·艾伦
Check it out! Woody fucking Allen.
这才是犹太的东西
Now, that's some Jew shit right there.
得了你真的觉得他们会来检查我们吗
Look, come on, you really think they gonna test us?
如果他们来查
And if they do,
你觉得伍迪·艾伦能救你吗
you think Woody Allen is gonna save you?
记住我的话他们肯定会来检查
Oh, mark my words, they gonna test us.
你们肯定会看起来很蠢
Y'all gonna be looking real stupid,
但是当他们来找我的时候
but when they come for us...
我会准备好的
I'm gonna be ready.
苏珊娜
Yo, Suzanne.
-我读了你写的故事 -好的
- I been reading your story. - Okay.
然后呢
So?
埃德温娜选了谁
Who does Edwina choose?
吉利还是太空上将罗德老二
Gilly or Space Admiral Rodcocker?
-我还没决定 -你不能这么吊着我啊
- Uh, I haven't decided yet. - You can't leave me hanging here.
-好吧逻辑上... -是的
- Yeah, well, technically... - Okay.
他们都不在一条时间线上
they're not even in the same timeline.
上将在未来吉列在过去
Admiral is in the future. Gilead is in the past.
埃德温娜她可以穿梭时间
And Edwina, she can move through time,
但是只能通往一个方向
but only in one direction.
你看但是没有人关心那个
Yeah, see, don't nobody care about that.
对吗他们只想看高♥潮♥
Right? They just wanna get off.
你明白吗
You know?
这么说你喜欢它
So, you liked it?
虽然它写的真的很奇怪对吧
You know, it's weird as fuck, right?
-但是真的很吸引我 -明白
- But it just... It sucked me in. - Mmm-hmm. Uh-huh.
我只需要趟下来喝点小酒
I just got to kick back
然后就可以幻想自己已经逃离了这里
with some bootleg and just escape from this place.
有时候看入迷都不记得时间了
I even lost track of time reading it.
或者是我喝高了
Or I blacked out.
但是不管怎么说这个故事很赞
Look, either way, this shit is hot.
不要开了坑不填哦
Just don't leave a bitch with blue balls.
你懂我的意思吗
You know what I'm saying?
是的
Yes.
-你明白了 -是的
- All right? You got me. - Yes.
好的继续写快
A'ight. Get to writing. Chop, chop.
乔
Hey, Joe.
我听说了院子里发生的小事故
I, uh... heard about the little incident out in the yard.
他太紧张了
The kid panicked.
-注意植物 -好的
- Watch the plant. - Right.
他还没有准备好
He wasn't ready.
囚犯们可以提出控告的
And inmates can sue over things like that.
在缅因州就有这样的案例
There was a case in Maine.
不不你是对的是我不对