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Modern Family S10E13

Part 3 Nov. 25, 2019, 7:19 p.m.

好的欢迎大家提问
Yes, let's open it up for questions.
前排那位请
Right here in the front row. Go ahead.
我还是不懂"接啥"
I still don't get "Whanex."
听起来像我祖父母在俄勒冈的长途电♥话♥公♥司♥
It sounds like my grandparents' long-distance carrier in Oregon.
好的你知道吗我得接这个电♥话♥
Okay, okay. You know what? I have to take this.
卢克海莉说说
Uh, Luke, Haley, talk a little bit
你们还住在父母家的感受吧
about how you still live at home with your parents.
怎么啦
Hey, what's up?
我还没结束呢
I'm in the middle of my thing.
别听我之前说的合作
‭Flip what I said before.
夸你想夸的傻蛋二人们吧
Start talking up the dummies.
什么
What?
我刚收到工作上的一条短♥信♥
Um, I just got a text from work.
我老板把那个大案子给别人了
My boss gave that big case to someone else!
同时我还在
Meanwhile, I'm still on the hook
弄这些可恶的纸杯蛋糕
for these stupid cupcakes!
我的心跳很快我的手没知觉了
M-My heart is racing, my -- my hands are numb.
而且我感觉要被空气传染糖尿病了
Plus, I-I think I have a case of airborne diabetes!
等下你是说我应该
Wait. Are you saying I-I should --
如果这些大学应用数据下降
Look, if those college application numbers fall,
布朗校长就会被开除
Principal Brown, he gets fired.
猜猜接下来是会当塔克校长
Guess who's up next. Principal Tucker.
我从来不敢这么想
I've never dared dream of such a thing.
更高的薪水
More money,
更好的停车位
better parking space,
而且舞会主题将由你挑选
plus you get to pick the prom theme.
我终于能实现我的魔法湖心会主题了
I can finally make my Enchanted Bayou a reality.
好的回聊
Okay, t-talk -- talk soon.
艺术学校最棒的是
What's great about art school
有很多老师都在行业工作
is that a lot of the faculty work in the industry.
我的电影研究教授
My film studies professor
带我们参观了所有的大制片厂
has led tours at every major studio.
好的谢谢曼尼
All right, thank you, Manny.
对于那些还醒着的各位
And for those of you still awake,
我认为我们今天都学到了大学...
I think what we've learned here today is -- college,
就是个死胡同
a dead end.
好了下一个
Okay, up next.
菲利普歌♥洛莉亚乔
Philip, Gloria, and Joe.
同样的场景
Same setup.
爸爸和儿子玩接投球妈妈摆放餐具
Dad playing catch with his son. Mom laying out a picnic.
好的自然点就像我不在这里
So, just real natural. Like I'm not even here.
没问题
You got it.
别这么性感
Maybe not so sexy.
我的失误
My bad.
他在和妈妈说话
He was talking to Mom.
你就用正常的方式摆食物
You can just lay out the food in a normal way.
收到不会再这么出众了
Copy that. No divas here.
她的头也很奇怪
Her head is doing something weird.
我们能直点吗
Can we straighten that up?
等下各位
Hang on, guys.
他们为什么在窃窃私语
Why are they whispering?
是因为我们太老夫少妻感吗
You think I look too young for you?
为什么我的鱼尾纹很明显吗
Why? Are my crow's feet showing?
我就知道化妆师遮瑕用太少
I knew makeup was going too light on the concealer.
各位我们今天就混着搭配下试试
Guys, we're just mixing and matching today,
所以我们考虑换掉你们其中一个
so we're thinking about swapping out one of you.
不我们是一个组的
No, we're a team.
我们进退一致
You get rid of one of us, and you lose all of us.
是那个小孩
It's the kid.
好的
Okay.
我还以为这是为了乔呢
I thought this was supposed to be for Joe.
很明显他太差了
Obviously, he's terrible at it,
那怎么能帮助提升他的自尊心呢
so how is that gonna help him with his self-esteem?
你好我是泰勒
Hi, I'm Tyler.
不妙
Oh, this is not good.
泰勒可能很快要说再见了
Tyler, don't get too comfortable.
我觉得我们需要试点不同的
I think we want to try something different.
-肖恩你能过来下吗 -好的
- Hey, Sean, could you step up here? - Yep.
对不起菲尔
I'm so sorry, Phil.
不我们想试下两个爸爸
No, we want to look at two dads.
我不能扮演孩子啊
I can't play the kid.
看来你出局了我们走
Looks like you're out. Here we go.
-肖恩对吧 -没错嗨
- Sean, was it? - ‭Yeah. Hey.
-你好吗 -还不错
- How are you? - ‭Good.
感受不到化学反应
Hmm. Not feeling that chemistry.
或者我们应该接吻
Maybe we should kiss?
我们还是等他们指示吧
We could just wait for them to tell us what to do.
让我们试下肖恩和一个妈妈
Let's try Sean and a mom.
走开菲尔
Move, Phil.
不我们指的是莉迪亚
No, we meant Lydia.
好的差不多了
All right, almost there.
乔你过来试试
Hey, Joe, hop up here for me.
太棒了这就是我们的一家人了
Yes! That's our family.
这就是我们格伦谷购物中心的新面孔
The new faces of Glen Valley Mall.
其他人可以离开了谢谢
Everyone else can go. Thank you.
很高兴和你们合作
Nice working with you guys.
我在城另一边还有个试镜
I have an audition across town.
什么试镜
For what?
他们需要成年人吗
Do they need grownups?
我们已经听乖乖上大学的羔羊们说了很多
Alright, we've heard from our college-going sheep.
卢克你明智地选择空档一年
Now, Luke, you wisely took a gap year,
找了份工作赚了超多钱
got a job, made mad stacks,
还稍微做了投资对吗
and invested a little, correct?
没错我持有300微卢币
Totally. I own 300 microrubels,
这是我在脸书上听说的加密货币
a Russian cryptocurrency I heard about on Facebook,
目前只能用于购买♥♥一种
which currently, you can only use to buy
叫弗兰肯斯坦的车♥臣♥派对毒品
a Chechen party drug called Frankenstein.
好吧海莉
Okay, Haley, uh...
有性感男友有工作准妈妈
hot boyfriend, job, baby on the way --
感觉你人生圆♥满♥ 而你选择的道路
You seem to have it all, yet you took a very different path
和你姐姐艾丽克斯很不一样
than your older sister, Alex.
-我是妹妹 -是吗好吧
- I'm younger! - Oh, wow. Okay.
我想这就是为什么人们说如今
I guess that's why they call studying
"学习如抽烟催人老"
"The new smoking."
从没有人这么说
No one says that.
我能不能加一句
Can I add --
你肯定能但对现实世界又有什么帮助
I'm sure you can, but it won't help in the real world.
总之多谢各位前来
Anyway, thank you all for coming.
大家下午愉快保重
Have a good afternoon. Take care.
小卡你搞什么
Cam, what the hell?
我学到了很多
I learned a lot.
塔克
Tucker!
我在滴滴上没接到客
I wasn't picking up a lot of Uber fares,
所以我提前回来
so I came back here early
听到了你最后这段结尾
and I heard the end of your little presentation.
我知道你打的什么小算盘
I know what you're trying to do.
我得和他谈一下
Hey, I just need to talk to him for-for one second.
你猜怎么着
Hey, hey. Guess what.
我刚刚把小蛋糕送到上司家去了
I just dropped off the cupcakes at my boss's house.
原来他没把我想接的案子给我
Turns out he-he didn't give me the case I wanted
是因为他有个更好的案子要给我
because he had ‭an even better one for me.
真的吗那太好了
Really? T-that's amazing.
而且他也不是要我做小蛋糕
And he didn't want me to make cupcakes.
他只是想让我推荐一个新承包商
He just wanted me ‭to recommend a new caterer.
我们为此笑得前仰后合
So we had a big laugh about that.
但这都证明了
But just goes to show,
别耍小把戏
don't play games.
做好你的工作你就会得到认可
Do your job, ‭and you'll be recognized.
-是啊可你说 -别管我说过什么
Yeah, but you said -- No, ah! Forget what I said.
条条大路通罗马
T-there's no one path to success.