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Modern Family S01E01
Part 1
Feb. 16, 2020, 9:30 a.m.
孩子们 吃早饭了
Kids, breakfast!
孩子们
Kids?
菲尔 把他们叫下来好吗
Phil, would you get them?
好 等一下
Yeah. Just a sec.
孩子们
Kids!
-这真是 -算了
- That is - Okay.
孩子们 快下来
Kids? Get down here!
我们远在楼上 你们喊也没用
Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs?
-发个短♥信♥不就行了 -那是不可能的
- Just text me. - All right. That's not gonna happen.
你不能穿这套衣服出门
And, wow! You're not wearing that outfit.
这衣服怎么了
What's wrong with it?
亲爱的 对你女儿这条裙子
Honey, do you have anything to say
-有什么意见吗 -不好意思
- to your daughter about her skirt? - Sorry.
-挺可爱的嘛 宝贝 -谢了
- Oh, yeah. That looks really cute, sweetheart. - Thanks.
不行 这裙子太短了
No. It's way too short.
大家知道你是女生
People know you're a girl.
没必要穿这么少给他们看
You don't need to prove it to them.
卢克又把头卡在栏杆里了
Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.
我去吧 婴儿油在哪儿
I got it. Where's the baby oil?
在我们床头的 我不知道 你自己找
It's on our bedside tab- I don't know. Find it.
拜托
Come on!
菲尔&克莱尔
我在成长♥期♥间简直无法无天
I was out of control growing up.
你看 我坦白了
There, you know? I said it.
结婚16年
我只是不想让我的孩子
I-I just don't want my kids...
重蹈我的覆辙
to make the same bad mistakes I made.
只要海莉没有半裸着在佛罗里达沙滩上醒来
I-If Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida, half-naked,
我就算完成我的任务了
I've done my job.
-我俩的任务 -对
- Our job. - Right.
我就算完成了我俩的任务
I've done our job.
加油 曼尼 踢球啊 踢啊
Vamos, Manny! Kick it! Kick it!
别让他 踢啊
Don't let him- Kick it!
曼尼 加油 往右跑 往右
Manny, go! A la derecha! A la derecha!
不 不 不要啊
No! No, no.
他下绊子 杰 怎么没人吹犯规
He tripped him, Jay. Where's the penalty?
歌♥洛莉亚 他们已经落后了6个球
Gloria, they're 0 and 6.
你小点声叫喊
Let's take it down a notch.
杰&歌♥洛莉亚
结婚6个月
我们是不同世界的人
We're very different.
杰来自城市
Jay's from the city.
他的生意做得很大
He has a big business.
我来自一个小山村
I come from a small village.
穷困潦倒 但风景怡人
Very poor but very, very beautiful.
我们村拥有全哥伦比亚最多的
It's the number one village in all Colombia for all the-
那个词怎么说来着
What's the word?
凶杀案
Murders.
没错 凶杀案
Yes. The murders.
曼尼 拦住他
Manny, stop him!
拦住他 你可以的
Stop him! You can do it!
你真烂 曼尼
Damn it, Manny!
教练 该让那孩子下场了
Come on, coach. You gotta take that kid out.
你想让他下场吗 不如我让你"下场"如何
You wanna take him out? How about I take you out?
-亲爱的 -你还是操心你的儿子吧
- Honey, honey. - Why don't you worry about your son?
他整个上半场光忙着抓裤裆了
He spent the first half with his hand in his pants!
那话我6周来一直想对她说来着
I've wanted to tell her off for the last six weeks.
我叫乔希 莱恩的爸爸
I'm Josh. Ryan's dad.
我叫歌♥洛莉亚·普里契特 曼尼的妈妈
Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett. Manny's mother.
-这位是你父亲吧 -她父亲?
- Oh, and this must be your dad. - Her dad?
-是啊 -不 不是 真搞笑
- Yeah. - No, no. That's funny.
怎么可能 我是她老公
Actually, no, I'm her husband.
别被外表给骗了
Don't be fooled by the, uh-
稍等片刻
Give me a second here.
谁是乖宝宝啊 是谁啊
Who is a good girl? Who's that?
是谁啊
Who's that?
-她真可爱 -谢谢
- Oh, she's adorable. - Oh, thank you.
你好 小公主
Hi, precious. Hello.
我们刚从越南领养了她
Uh, we just, uh- We just adopted her from Vietnam.
这是我们第一次带她回家
And we're bringing her home for the first time, huh?
她像个小天使 你们夫妻俩一定很激动
She's an angel. You and your wife must be thrilled.
抱歉 我来晚了 老爹去买♥♥点心了
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Daddy needed snacks.
大家在聊什么呢
So, what are we talking about?
我们在一起已经...5年了吧?
Uh, we have been together for- guh, five- five years now?
我们非常想要一个孩子
And, uh, we just- we decided we really wanted to have a baby.
米奇尔&卡梅隆
一开始 我们想找一个
So, we had initially asked one of our
女同性恋朋友做代♥孕♥母亲
lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but-
后来又想 她们平时就够刻薄了
Then we figured, they're already mean enough.
你能想象她们怀孕后会如何变本加厉吗
Can you imagine one of 'em pregnant? Pregnant, no.
还是算了吧 想想就怕
No, thank you. Ick.
你看到没 大家本来在逗莉莉玩
You saw that, right? Everybody fawning over Lily,
你一走进来 他们就装作
and then you walk on and suddenly it's all,
看机上购物杂♥志♥
"Ooh, SkyMall.
考虑买♥♥个电动领带架什么的
I gotta buy a motorized tie rack."
我得教育一下这帮人
All right, you know, I'm gonna give the speech.
千万别这么做
You are not giving the speech.
你还得和他们一起呆上5小时呢
You're gonna be stuck with these people for the next five hours.
好吧 你说得对 我错了
You're right, you're right. Okay. I'm sorry.
[Cream Puffs 意为泡芙或者娘娘腔]
-你看那个拿着泡芙的宝宝 -好吧 够了
- Look at that baby with those cream puffs. - Okay. Excuse me.
不好意思
Excuse me.
这宝宝原本可能会在人满为患的孤儿院里成长
This baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage
多亏我们这些娘娘腔收养呢
if it wasn't for us "Cream puffs."
-你们这些搞歧视的人 -米奇尔
- And you know what? Note to all of you who judge- - Mitchell!
给我听好了 爱不分种族 信仰
Hear this. Love knows no race, creed-
不分性别
Or gender.
-我为你们感到羞耻 -米奇尔
- And shame on you, - Mitchell.
-你们这些狭隘愚昧的 -米奇尔
- you small-minded, ignorant few - Mitchell!
-干嘛 -人家说的是泡芙
- What? -She's got the cream puffs.
各位的耳机费我们请了
We would like to pay for everyone's headsets.
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兄弟 你怎么老是卡在这里面
Buddy. Why do you keep getting stuck like this?
我以为这次能拔♥出♥来♥呢
I thought I could get out this time.
我直说了吧 他得去检查一下智商
I'm just gonna say it. He needs to be checked by a specialist.
好了 你自♥由♥了
There. Be free.
亚瑟王之剑拔♥出♥来♥了
Excalibur.
-今天我有朋友来家里玩 -谁啊
- I'm having a friend over today. - Who?
-你不认识他 -是个男生吗
- Uh, you don't know him. - Him? Him?
哇 男生 你会和他亲嘴吗
Ooh, a boy. You gonna kiss him?
-闭嘴 -别激动 别激动
- Shut up. - Easy. Easy.
-闭嘴 -你才闭嘴
- Yeah, shut up! - No, you shut up!
卢克和艾丽克斯 你们俩出去解决好吗
Luke, Alex, why don't you take it outside, okay?
怎么解决
And do what?
-在太阳下决斗 不错吧 -海莉
- Fight in the sun. It'll be a nice change. - Haley.
-我逗你们玩呢 -是谁要来
- I'm kidding. - Who's the boy?
他叫迪兰
His name is Dylan.
我还是别让他来算了
I might as well tell him not to come...
不然你们又得让我丢脸
Because you guys are just going to embarrass me again.
亲爱的 等等
Sweetie, hang on a second.
你15岁了 还是第一次有男生来家里
You're 15, and it's the first time you've had a boy over.
我是有点小吃惊
I'm bound to be a little surprised,
可我不会让你丢脸的
but I'm not gonna embarrass you.
我去给摄像机充好电
I better charge the camcorder.
逗你玩呢 别这样 也不看看我是谁
I'm kidding. Come on. Who are you talking to?
我是酷老爹 这是我的风格
I'm the cool dad. That's- That's my thing.
我酷毙了 我会上网
I'm hip. I- I surf the Web.
我会发短♥信♥ LOL意思是癫狂笑
I text. "LOL"- Laugh out loud.
OMG意思是饿滴神
"OMG"- Oh, my God.
WTF意思是苦逼脸
"WTF"- Why the face?
[WTF=What the FUCK意思是搞毛啊]
《歌♥舞青春》里所有的舞我都会跳
Um, you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so-
*我们现在欢聚一堂*
*We're all in this together *
*没错*
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