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Modern Family S10E07
Part 4
Nov. 25, 2019, 7:19 p.m.
年纪最大的人
the oldest people there?
我能提醒你 上次他们押送我们
May I remind you what they said to us last time
离开球池时 说了什么吗
when they escorted us out of the ball pit?
"不好意思 这个娱乐设施不是给..."
"Excuse me, but this attraction really isn't for..."
"成年人玩的"
"adults."
-我的夫人 -我的迪兰
- M'lady. - M'Dylan.
好了 我们需要谈谈
Okay, we need to talk.
我们当然得好好谈一下
You bet we need to talk.
我把你赶出比赛 是我过分了
I was out of bounds throwing you out of that game.
你把我赶出比赛 当然过分了
You bet you were out of bounds throwing me out of that game.
但一切都是我的错 杰
But it was all my fault, Jay.
一切当然都是我的错 杰
You bet it was all my fault, Jay --
别用兔八哥那招陷害我重复你说的话
Don't Bugs Bunny me.
好吧 我们都喜欢当掌控全局的人
Okay. So we both like to be in charge.
但关系到乔时 我们能不能立场一致
But when it comes to Joe, can we both be on the same page?
比如今早我试着劝他
Like this morning when I was trying to get him
吃蔬菜时 支持我一下
to eat his vegetables? Back me up.
我就知道我该扔了那些甜菜根
I knew I should have thrown away those beets!
太蠢了 我是4岁小屁孩吗
Stupid. What am I, 4?
我们好像是没能树立起正确的榜样
I guess we're not setting a very good example.
没错 我们对对方说不
Exactly! When we say no to each other,
他就认为他可以对我们说不
he thinks he can say no to us.
对 比如他的功课 上♥床♥睡觉时间
Yeah, like for his homework, his bedtime --
或者重要的事 例如吃有营养的食物
Or something important like eating those nutritious...
-吹哨 -吹哨
- Whistle! - Whistle!
菲尔
Phil, look.
帽子的事我骗了你 很抱歉
I'm really sorry I lied to you about the hats.
但凭良心说 你的确是会...
But in all fairness, you do have a tendency to --
又来了 又要说我舍不得丢东西吗
This again? How I can't throw anything away?
我们家有录了100集的《囤积狂》节目
We have 100 episodes of "Hoarders" on DVR
你想看随时都能看
in case you want to watch them again.
我的重点不在这里
That's not what this is about.
是无论谁跟我说什么
This is about me blindly believing
我都会盲目相信
whatever anybody tells me.
你这样太苛责自己了
You're being too hard on yourself.
你总想看到人最好的一面
You want to see the best in people.
并不代表你就真的什么鬼话都会信啊
It doesn't mean you're gonna believe just anything.
真的吗 那你说说我们珍爱的传家宝
Really? What about our beloved family heirloom?
-克莱尔 -怎么
- Claire? - Hmm?
这是真货吗 还是我只是第♥四♥代♥的邓菲傻子
Is this real, or am I just a fourth-generation Dunphy dummy?
米奇的肩膀的确有些过壮
Well, uh, Mickey's shoulders are a bit muscular.
但或许是迪士尼的创办人
But, perhaps, Walt customized it
为你的曾祖父所特别设计的版本嘛
for your great-grandfather because he was, uh --
他是个港口工人是吗
He was a longshoreman?
他是女士帽子的商贩
He sold ladies' bonnets. Oh.
妈 你能把爸的信♥用♥卡♥
Mom, can you slip Dad's credit card
在他发现之前塞回他...
back in his wallet before he --
你好啊 帅哥
Oh. Hey, handsome.
再次证明你们就是...
Further proof of how you all see me --
把我当成脑子被门夹过的傻子
as a turnip truck faller-offer!
-才没有 -那我问你
- No. - Then I'll ask you.
你相信这是华特·迪士尼先生画的吗
Do you believe that this was drawn by Walt Disney?
艾丽克斯 你进来
Alex, get in here.
-艾丽克斯 -别啊 亲爱的 你知道她会说什么
- Alex! - No, honey, you know what she's gonna say.
她的验光师都不准她戴隐形眼镜
Her optometrist won't even let her wear contacts
因为她翻白眼过于频繁... 你来啦
'cause of all the excessive eye rolling. - Hi.
我想知道真♥相♥
I need to know the truth.
艾丽克斯 真货还是假货
Alex, real or unreal?
真货
Real.
的确 是有些不像 但你不是说过
Yeah, it's a little off, but didn't you say
他当时得在卡车货斗里画吗
he had to draw it in the back of a truck?
而且什么人搭便车会随身携带绘图铅笔啊
And what hitchhiker would be carrying around a drafting pencil
肯定是卡♥通♥绘画师之类的嘛
if he wasn't some sort of an animator?
而且谁会没油了沦落到道路一旁呢
And who would run out of gas on the side of the road
肯定是个满眼光芒并幻想着
but a starry-eyed dreamer envisioning
世界上最快乐之处的梦想家吧
the happiest place on earth?
所以 是真货
So...real.
另外 我得到那份工作了
Also I got the job.
-什么 -很棒啊
- What? - Hey.
是啊 他们刚打电♥话♥通知 我还在感到震惊呢
Yeah, they just called. I'm still in shock myself.
亲爱的 我好为你骄傲
Oh, honey. I'm so proud of you.
让我去开一瓶香槟庆祝
Oh, let me get some champagne.
卢克 来帮我拿杯子
Luke, help me with the glasses.
艾丽克斯 太棒了 我就知道你能行
Alex, that's amazing. I knew you could do it.
你对所有事情都这么乐观
You say that about everything.
-是啦 但是... -不 我是想谢谢你
- Well, I know, but... - No, thank you.
学骑自行车 我的首次大提琴发表会
Riding a bike, my first cello concert,
大一化学课 这份工作
freshman chemistry, this job --
每次我确信自己做不到某件事的时候
every time I was sure I couldn't do something,
你都能让我对自己有信心
you convinced me I could.
家里有一个愿意相信的人真好
It's nice to have a believer in the house.
到处都找不到她
I don't see her anywhere.
转个弯去那一边找找吧
All right, let's maybe turn around and look over there?
米奇尔 为什么鸡要过马路
Okay, Mitchell, why would the chicken cross the road?
"为什么鸡要过马路"是常见的冷笑话老梗
答案是"因为要去马路对面"
我其实完全没带他在找鸡
We were never finding that chicken.
在经过一阵不愉快的搏斗之后
After an unpleasant struggle that I only won
我在身中无数爪的情况下活了下来
after sustaining multiple scratches,
并把鸡放到了我们车的后座上
I put it in the back seat of my car,
开车送到了一个产蛋场 把它丢进了围栏
drove it to the egg farm, and lobbed it over the fence.
鸡稍微能飞啦
They can fly a little.
你的手臂上都是抓伤 怎么了
Oh, your arm's all scratched up. What happened?
大概是我出手阻止
Oh, um, it's probably from when I was trying to
两只冠蓝鸦的打架时留下来的吧
break that fight up with those, um -- those blue jays.
哎哟 妈呀
Oh. Oh, gosh. Oh, God.
我的老天啊
Oh, man.
我突然感觉好困啊
I am all of a sudden feeling very tired.
-需要换我来开车吗 -不用 没事的
- Well, do you want me to drive? - No, no, it's fine.
-小卡 小心 -天啊
- Cam, watch out! - Oh, my God!
你把鸡妮弗给丢了对吧
You got rid of Hennifer.
对啦 我承认
Okay, I admit it.
我讨厌那只鸡 我又没脸
I hated that chicken, and I was too ashamed
说出这件事 因为我为了你把我的
to say anything because I -- I made such a big stink
乡下魂给吐槽没了的事 跟你抱怨那么久
out of you shaming the country out of me.
我也要道歉
I'm sorry.
我想坦白一件事
I have a confession.
-我爱那只鸡 -真的吗
- I love that chicken. - Really?
我不想承认这件事 因为我想保持我自己
I-I didn't want to admit it because I like to see myself
是那种... 你懂的 精致高雅的都市人
as a sort of, you know, sophisticated urbanite.
但我想你...
But I guess you --
你稍微把我乡下化了一点
you countrified me a little.
你也都市化了我
Well, you citified me.
-好像有点甜呢 -是啊
- Aww, that's kind of sweet. - It is.
我们现在只需要去找到一件活动
You know, now we just need to find an activity
能满足你心中那个叼稻草乡村男孩
that satisfies the straw-chewing country boy in you
与我心中那个喜爱橱窗购物的都市男孩
and the window-shopping cosmopolitan in me.
顺着这条路往下开
Drive up the road a piece.
问你啊 这马用洗发水猫能用吗
Now, will this horse shampoo harm a cat?
因为我... 我好喜欢这香味
Because I just -- I love the scent.
领子翻还是不翻
Collar up or down?
翻下来
Uh, down.
我会让你尝到报应的
You'll pay for that!
天啊 天啊
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
暂停 暂停 我看到了自己的倒影
Timeout, timeout! I just saw my reflection!
我就说那个西班牙糖棒会把我口红弄没
I told you that churro was going to drink up my lipstick.
暂停结束
Time in!
天啊
Oh, my God!
迪兰 口红断进我鼻孔了
Dylan, the lipstick went up my nose!
断在里面深处啊
It's really jammed up there!
好的 你别动 海莉
Oh, okay. Stay still, Haley.
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