摩登家庭

Modern Family S10E18

Part 5 Nov. 25, 2019, 7:20 p.m.

因为它有法国血统所以态度很傲慢
Uh, she's French, so she has an attitude.
法国人都很傲慢我超爱这笑话
French people are so snooty. I love it.
但我家宝贝女儿不是这样
But not my little girl.
它很乖的
Uh, she's the salt of the Earth.
你们真应该看看我在看体育赛事时
I mean, you should see her when I sit her next to me
它坐在我旁边的乖巧样
when I'm watching sports.
我会全程将赛事解释给它听
You know, I explain the whole game to her,
那很搞笑因为
which is funny because, you know, um,
狗是看不懂体育赛事的
dogs don't really understand sports.
是啊那好萌
Oh, yeah, that's cute,
但我敢说跟你一起生活的人
but I bet that it's very annoying
一定觉得它很烦
for the people that live with you.
这个嘛他们嘴上都说不爱它
Yeah, well, you know, they say they don't love her,
但我知道他们内心是爱的
but I know they do,
因为它也是家庭的一员
uh, because she's part of the family,
因此它值得拥有舒适有趣的地方用来睡觉
so she deserves a-a comfortable, fun place to sleep.
就跟你们家的狗一样
Like your dogs.
我给这一款取名叫「菠萝狗乐达」
Uh, you know, I call this one the Puppy Colada,
这一款叫「流浪狗火箭」
and, uh, the Rover Rocket.
这个是「狗杯蛋糕」
This one here is the, uh, Pupcake.
这一款叫「电视狗」
This is the Tailavision,
以及我们最新款的「泰姬玛嚎陵」
and our latest creation is the Taj Mahowl!
哇现在热♥线♥电♥话♥快被打爆了
Wow, our phones are lighting up.
谢谢你普里契特先生我可以感受到
Thank you, Mr. Pritchett. I can feel all the
你为这些床付出的爱和努力
love and hard work that you put into your beds.
我为你感到骄傲
I am very proud of you.
谢谢你来自里弗赛德市的乔安
Thank you, Joanne from Riverside.
我爱你
I love you.
等等我才反应过来这个笑点
Oh, hold on. Okay, wait. I just got it.
泰姬玛"嚎"陵
Taj Mahowl!
没错
That's it!
谢谢你来自波莫纳的珍妮特
Thank you, Janet from Pomona,
以及你的博美犬托尼
and to your little Pomeranian, Tony,
我只想吼一句...
I'd just like to say...
我真不敢相信我会说这话
I can't believe I'm saying this,
但你或许比那个卖♥♥刀的家伙还要古怪
but you might be weirder than the knife guy.
听听
Oh, look at that.
你刚刚卖♥♥出了第一百张狗床
You just sold your hundredth dog bed.
不如来个摇尾舞吧
How 'bout a little tail wag?
你说做那就做
You don't have to ask me twice.
老天爷啊爸
Good God, Dad.
我们可能很快就要做些艰难的决定了
We may have to make some difficult decisions soon.
等等那就是你所说的你害怕
Wait, that's the guy you were afraid
永远无法企及的家伙吗
you couldn't live up to?
我懂的
I know.
真是个传奇
Legend.