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Brooklyn Nine-Nine S04E07

Part 5 Oct. 1, 2020, 3:14 p.m.

I mean, look at this credit score: 100.
你看我的信用评分一百分
Out of 850. Oh, no, really?
满分850 哦不会吧真的吗
This binder tells the story of a sloppy, disorganized,
这个活页夹里的人是一个行事懒散毫无纪律
irresponsible individual
不负责任的人
That was a misunderstanding.
那只是一个误会
You're not good enough for my Amy.
你配不上我家艾米
I don't want my only daughter dating a screw-up.
我可不想让我唯一的女儿和一个糟糕的人交往
Oh, yeah? Well, I don't want
是吗好吧我也不想
my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad.
我唯一的女朋友有一个混♥蛋♥老爸
Burn on you.
走着瞧
It's Amy.
是艾米打来的
Can I answer it? Am I good enough
我能接吗我有资格
to have a conversation with her?
和她通话吗
Honestly, no.
说实在的你没有
Well, I don't care. I'm doing it anyway.
好吧我不在乎我还是要接
Hello, lover. How's that butt?
你好宝贝你的翘臀还好吗
What? Are you with my dad?
你说什么你和我爸在一起吗
I sure am, and you're on speaker phone.
当然了而且我开了扬声器
So feel free to tell me all about your sexuality
不要感到不自在把你的欲望还有
and the intercourse we might have together, getting it in.
有关我们性生活的事都说出来开始吧
I was just calling to tell you there's a turkey
我只是想告诉你公♥寓♥里有一只
loose in the apartment, but somehow that's not
乱跑的火鸡但是不知道为什么
the weirdest part of this phone call.
这好像并不是这通电♥话♥里最奇怪的事
What's going on?
出什么事了吗
Oh, nothing. Just had a real eye-opening
没什么只是刚和你♥爸♥进行了一场
conversation with your dad.
令人♥大♥开眼界的谈话
I wanted his approval, but he says
我想得到他的认可但是他说
I'll never be good enough for you.
我永远也配不上你
What the hell? I know, right?
你说什么我明白
Tell him he's wrong. No, I'm upset with you.
告诉你♥爸♥ 他错了不我对你感到很失望
That's right, go get 'em, tiger.
这就对了咬死他虎妞
I'm also upset with you. What is this, 1950?
我对你也很失望怎么现在是一九五零年吗
I can't date someone unless I have my father's approval?
没有父亲的允许我就不能和别人在一起了吗
Oh, obviously you can... You guys act like this is
当然可以... 你们的所作所为就好像
your decision to make, like, the woman doesn't even exist
这是你们能决定的事好像女人在这个过程中
in this equation. Well, this woman...
根本不存在一样好吧这个女人...
Wait, Amy, shut up. Excuse me?
等等艾米别说了你什么意思
I mean, I'm so sorry, you were making a totally
我是说对不起你关于性别平等的观点
valid point about gender equality, but I just thought
非常有道理但是我刚刚想到
of something really important so I'm gonna hang up on you, okay?
一些非常重要的事所以我要挂电♥话♥了好吗
Love you, bye.
爱你再见
It wasn't Russo or his sons.
不是鲁索或者他的儿子们干的
It was the daughter!
是他的女儿
All right, someone's gotta go out there
好吧得有个人出去
and kill that feathery bastard.
干掉那个长着羽毛的怪物
Rosa, you're always looking for an excuse to behead something.
罗莎你不是总想找机会砍了谁的脑袋吗
Don't look at me.
别看我
Terry wastes all that time building muscles,
泰瑞花了那么多时间练肌肉
make him do it. Oh, come on, you all know
让他去得了吧你们都知道
these are just for show. Gina's the one who set him free.
我这都是花架子是吉娜把它放出来的
How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences
我怎么知道自己的行为会造成
for my actions? Enough.
这样的后果够了
I started this.
这件事由我而起
I'm gonna end it.
就让我来画上句号♥吧
It's turkey time.
现在是火鸡时间
This is it, the final lap.
终于到了最后一圈
Bichon Frise dismissed.
卷毛比熊出局了
We're the top two, just us and that stupid
就剩最后两只了我们和那只
freaking schnauzer.
该死的雪纳瑞
Come on, Wire Fox Terrier. Come on, baby.
加油刚毛猎狐梗加油宝贝
Shh, shh, shh, shh. The judge has made his decision.
嘘嘘嘘评委已经决定了
Shut up!
闭嘴
Hold my hand, Captain. Hold my hand.
抓着我的手警监抓着我的手
And Best in Show goes to
在犬展中夺冠的是
the Wire Fox Terrier.
刚毛猎狐梗
I'm gonna live forever! Whoo!
我会永垂不朽耶
Charles? It's been quiet for a while.
查尔斯呢已经很久没听到动静了
Everything okay?
你还好吗
I was gonna chop the heck out of this bastard,
我本来要把这混♥蛋♥的头砍下来
but then he looked me in the eye,
但是他看着我的眼睛
and I realized that nature is beautiful.
然后我突然意识到生命的美妙
He scratched you up real bad, didn't he?
他把你伤得不轻是吗
Yep, he got me good.
没错他可把我害惨了
It's okay. Once I started
没关系从我开始
giving him Gouda, he showed me mercy.
给他吃豪达奶酪后他就温和多了
So we're not eating the turkey then?
所以我们不吃这只火鸡了吗
Obviously not.
当然不吃
Hello, everyone.
大家好啊
Guess who just solved a 20-year-old unsolvable case?
猜猜看谁刚刚解决了一起二十年的悬案
Wait, what?
等等你说什么
You guys figured out who pulled the First Essex Bank job?
你们找到了抢劫埃塞克斯第一银行的犯人吗
Yep. We realized
没错我们意识到
we never checked the daughter's alibi.
我们从没调查过那家女儿的不在场证明
She wasn't at the softball trip, she had access to the plans,
她没有参加垒球赛也能接触到施工资料
and then she just confessed.
然后她就全都承认了
That's right. We arrested a woman today
就是这样今天我们逮捕了一个女人
because we are feminists.
正因为我们是女权主义者
So, does this mean you like each other now?
所以这表示你们现在喜欢对方了吗
Yep. Jury's still out.
没错还不好说
Uhoh. Doesn't matter.
唉哟这不重要
It only matters what Amy thinks,
艾米的想法才是最重要的
and apparently she loves you.
而且很明显她爱你
I do.
确实
That's the first time we've ever kissed.
这是我们第一次接吻
Yeah!
耶
The Wire Fox boys are back! Whoo!
刚毛猎狐梗兄弟回来了哇
Yeah!
耶
I just won 70 grand,
我刚刚赢了七万美元
So, Rosa, pack your bags,
所以罗莎打包行李
we're going to Tampa.
我们要去坦帕度假了
Tight. Can't wait.
棒我已经等不及了
Guys, I'm out of Gouda.
伙计们奶酪用完了