无耻家庭

Shameless S02E01

Part 4 Jan. 9, 2020, 10:35 a.m.

In the park this summer.
是啊我正在想办法
Yeah, I'm working on it.
我去把冰柜里的老鼠赶出来
I'll go chase the rats out of the coolers.
嘿伙计们
Hey, guys.
你干嘛呢
What are you doing?
把利亚姆借给我一会
Borrowing liam.
那个背包去哪了
Where's that, that backpack thingy?
你要带他做什么
Borrowing him for what?
去水族馆
Going to take him to the aquarium.
那里太贵了不可能
No, you're not, it costs too much.
好吧那就去动物园
Okay, then, the zoo.
你什么时候带他回来
When are you bringing him back?
我想什么时候带回来就什么时候带回来
I'll bring him back when I'm damn ready.
我是他爸我们需要独处的时间
I'm his father, we need time together.
要叫醒菲奥娜吗
Should we wake Fiona?
你看见有人骨折了吗
See any exposed bone?
斯坦又在嚷嚷了
Stan's yelling again,
吵得楼下都能听见
So loud you can hear him through the floor.
昨天是在骂尼克松和吉米·卡特
Oh, yesterday it was Nixon and Jimmy carter.
今天又是怎么了
What's it today?
"有色人种"的剧演完我再开电视
I turned the tv up after "Fucking colored people."
他最近状态越来越差
He keeps going downhill like this,
你该打给贝基了
You're going to have to call Becky.
他时好时坏
He has his good and bad days.
坏
Bad days?
你管裸体倒垃圾叫坏吗
That's what you call trying to take out the trash naked?
他不过是忘了穿裤子而已
He forgot his pants-- it happens, all right?
我知道你爱那个种族歧视的老混♥蛋♥
I know you love the old racist bastard,
但如果他是我爸
But if it were my dad,
他情况不好我会想办法
I'd want to know he was going south.
是时候让她考虑
It's probably time for her to
送他去养老院了
think about putting him in a home.
我听不见
I can't hear you.
不
No.
不我不想注意我的言辞
N-no, I don't want to watch my language.
我这么说话都他妈五十年了
I've been speaking this language for the last 50 goddamn years.
不你听我说
No, you listen to me,
你这个婊♥子♥养♥的♥
You fucking daughter of a chink whore.
喂妈的死荡♥妇♥
Hello? Goddamn cunt,
荡♥妇♥ 荡♥妇♥
Cunt, cunt.
她挂我电♥话♥
She hung up on me.
这贱♥人♥连一句英文都不会
The bitch didn't speak one word of English.
估计她住在
She's probably in the basement
加尔各答某个妓院的地下室里
Of some whorehouse in Calcutta.
你能相信吗
A-and would you believe this shit?
-什么 -我的电费单
- What shit? -My electric bill.
8700块的电费
$8,700 bucks for electricity.
这酒吧我开了40年了
You know, I've been running this bar for 40 years
电费从来没超过一千块
And I never got a bill that was even close to a grand.
我只想让他们再派个
All I want is for them to send me one of their Taco-eating,
墨西哥廉价劳工过来
wetback meter readers to come here
他妈的好好再查一下
And check out the fucking thing!
够了去把我的猎枪拿来
Nah, that's it, get me my shotgun.
我要去把那个荡♥妇♥的脑袋轰下来
I'm going to go down there and blow the cunt's head off.
-我能看看那账单吗 -这儿呢
- Can I see it-- the bill? -Yeah, here.
他们肯定弄错了
They must have made some mistake.
他们就错就错在惹急了老子
The only mistake they made was fucking with me.
好了斯坦坐下来吧
All right, Stan, would you please sit down?
别搞出心脏病了
Stan, sit down before you blow Another ventricle.
好好
Yeah, blow, blow.
让我来处理好吗
I'm gonna take care of this, all right?
亚利桑那人是对的
Arizona's got the right idea, boy--
把他们带到边境
Take 'em down to the border
然后扔过去
and throw 'em over the goddamn fence!
就这样
That's it.
伊恩看好柜台
Ian, cover the register.
我们有麻烦了
We have a problem.
得卖♥♥点大♥麻♥
We may need to sell some pot.
不是一直在卖♥♥吗
Isn't that what we always do?
这次比较多一点
A lot of pot.
艾瑟儿一直在帮忙
So Ethel's been helping us out.
你还记得她种西红柿的时候
You know how she told you
和你说的关于虫子的
About that kick-ass worm shit
-那些东西吗 -记得
- she's been using on her tomatoes? -Yeah.
简直太有用了
Well, it worked so good,
我们决定用在今年种的大♥麻♥上
we decided to use it on this year's crop.
你还记得我以前都只种一点
You know how I usually grow a couple plants
好让我们撑过夏天吗
to get us through the summer?
我靠
Holy shit.
是啊
Exactly.
等等那问题是什么
Wait, so what's the problem?
我忘了电费的事
Forgot about the electric bill.
要九千块
We need nine grand
不然他们就要断掉这栋楼的电
or they're gonna shut the power off to the building.
凯文先生要帮助那些
Isn't it wonderful?
快要失明的老人
Mr. Kevin is going to help all the old people
是不是很棒
who are going blind.
上帝保佑你
God bless you.
耶稣爱你
Jesus loves you.
去死吧弗兰克
Fuck you, Frank.
耶稣妈的
Jesus-- oh, shit.
我的钱呢
Where's my money?
好好住手
Okay, okay, okay, stop!
回去工作
Back to work.
你拉链没拉
Your fly is down.
你觉得这里有多少
So how much do you think you've got growing down here?
不知道至少一百多磅吧
I don't know, a couple hundred pounds or so.
我已经开始加工了
I'm gonna start drying what I can,
但周五前也只能赚一千多块
but that won't fetch more than a couple grand or so by Friday.
不然我们可以
Well, you know what? Maybe we could, uh,
直接卖♥♥掉一些
unload some of the plants?
要卖♥♥掉多少
Yeah, how much would we have to sell?
五棵
Five maybe,
六棵吧
Six?
利普这里谁出的起两千来买♥♥
Lip, who the hell around here has two grand for a plant?
我没准能找到一个
I might know a guy.
小维会杀了我的
V's going to kill me.
她绝对会杀了我的
She's going to fucking kill me.
我向她保证
I promised her that I wouldn't sell
今年不卖♥♥超过四棵
More than three or four this year.
平常我都是随便撒一堆种子
Normally I throw a bunch of seeds around,
挑几个看起来好的剪掉其他的
see which looks best, thin out the rest,
但今年不行
But this year I couldn't.
都长得太好了我
They're all so beautiful, I just...
我下不了手
I just couldn't do it.
我的钱呢
Where's my fucking money?
昨晚很不错
That was great last night.
我们玩的很开心我玩的很开心
You were having fun, I was having fun.
我的钱呢
Where's my fucking money?
你当真啦
You were serious about that?
把我的钳子拿来
Get me the goddamn tin snips.
如果我赢了我才不会要你的钱呢
I-if, if I had won, I wouldn't expect you to pay me.
把他的鞋脱掉
Take off his shoes.
我不过是随便说说罢了
But... It's a turn of phrase, like, uh, uh,
就好像我打赌今天一定要下雨一样
"I bet it's going to rain today."
我告诉你
Yeah, let me tell you something,
如果我拿不到钱我就剪掉你的脚趾
If I don't get my fucking money, I'm cutting toes off
再用喷灯烧
and cauterizing 'em with a blowtorch.
我行乞的钱你都拿走了
You got my panhandling cash.
老兄那就60块钱
60 bucks, man?!
我刚干了45分钟