无耻家庭

Shameless S05E11

Part 8 Jan. 8, 2020, 2:28 p.m.

kids are supposed to dream about, you know?
当医生当宇航员
Being a doctor or an astronaut.
卖♥♥纸杯才更现实但...
I mean, selling cups, that felt realistic, but--
那份工作我也搞砸了
I fucked that up anyway.
敬自毁
To self-sabotage.
敬自毁
To self-sabotage.
我们这算是约会吗
Is this a date?
我不知道
I don't know.
可能吧
Could be.
怎么你希望这是个约会吗
Why, are you hoping it is a date?
还是你害怕我们会误解对方的意思
Or you're afraid we got mixed signals?
不我喜欢对方流露出的意思
No. I like the signals.
是啊我也喜欢
Yeah, I'm enjoying them, too.
只是
It's just, uh,
我最近才跟别人结婚了
I recently got married to someone else
但很快我又跟我前男友上♥床♥了
and then five minutes later I screwed my ex...
所以你的配额已经满了吗
And so you've met your quota?
算是吧
Sort of?
不
No...
我完全是可以彻底放荡的
I'm pretty capable of maintaining a slutty streak.
我明白了
I see.
所以如果你和我要开始一段真感情
So, if you and I were gonna have something real,
那也不会始于今晚
it wouldn't start tonight.
你说得很令人信服
You sold that pretty well.
很好很好
Good! Good!
能再给我一些土豆饼吗
Can I get more hashbrowns?
你的配额什么时候重新分配啊
So when does the quota reset?
因为我明晚也有空
'Cause, um, I'm free tomorrow night too.
真恶心
Fucking gross.
搬家公♥司♥什么时候来取这些东西啊
When's the moving company pick this shit up?
你竟然在问我吗
You're asking me?
我就说说而已如果要过好几天
I'm just saying, if it's days,
她会发臭的我♥操♥
she's gonna smell-- Ah! Fuck!
米奇小黛这是比安卡
Mickey, Debs. This is Bianca.
-你好 -那个
- Hello. - Say, is, uh,
利普去上学了吗他房♥间没人对吧
Lip at school? He's not in his room, is he?
没人
No.
箱子里装了什么
What's in the crate?
我他妈怎么知道
How the fuck should I know?
你刚刚在锁那个箱子啊
You were locking it.
我才没有锁呢
I wasn't locking it.
我从没碰过那个锁你眼瞎吧
I never touched that lock. Get your eyes checked.
没错我就在旁边他从没碰过
It's true, I was right here. He never touched it.
好吧
Okay.
我感觉不太舒服
I don't feel well.
我们进去吧
We'll be inside.
那妹子干嘛跟弗兰克搅在一起啊
What the fuck's a girl like that doing with Frank anyway?
没什么事吧
Everything all right?
刚刚真好玩
That was fun.
喝太多威士忌了吗
Too much scotch?
是癌症引起的
Just cancer.
我给你买♥♥了香蕉和水
I brought you a banana and some water
可以让你的胃舒服一点
to help settle the stomach.
谢谢
Thanks.
我们要怎么做
So, how do we do this?
只要放进烟斗里点燃就行了吗
Uh, do I just put it in the pipe and light it?
我们就抽大♥麻♥烟算了吧
Let's smoke some reefer instead.
什么我已经尝过大♥麻♥烟了啊
Huh? I already tried it.
只是...
It's just that,
可♥卡♥因♥对免疫系统伤害真的很大
crack really plays havoc on the old immune system.
如果你不想吸
Oh, if you don't want any,
我完全理解的
I totally get it.
我没有我没...
I don't-- I didn't--
你能帮忙拿下打火机吗
Can you just hold the lighter?
拜托
Please.
谢了
Thanks.
开始吧
Here we go.
天啊我真不敢相信
Oh, my God. I can't believe it.
天啊
Oh, my God.
累了吗
Tired yet?
早着呢
Not even.
你听上去很疲惫
You sound tired.
古斯给我打电♥话♥了问我怎么样
Gus called and asked how I was doing.
我没告诉他我们当时在陆军基地
I didn't tell him that we were at an army base.
也没告诉他伊恩遇到麻烦了
Or that Ian was in trouble.
我说我这边没什么新鲜事
I said I had nothing to report.
我不知道我为什么那么做
I don't know why I did that.
我们希望别人以为我们过着理智的生活
We want people to think we live reasonable lives.
我无意中伤你和你丈夫的关系
I don't mean to cast aspersions on your relationship with your husband
但我想指出一点
but I'd like to point out
就是今早我来到这里时
that when I came in this morning,
你把家里的事都告诉我了
you told me what was happening.
说得很详细
In detail.
你累了吗
Tired yet?
弗兰克弗兰克
Frank! Frank!
什么
What?
我的家人来了
My family is here.
我♥操♥啊
For fuck's sake...
已经进来了
In the room.
早上好啊
Morning.
我的天啊比安卡
My God. Bianca,
你一定要跟我们去医院才行
you have to come with us to the hospital.
医生们在等着我们呢
The doctors are expecting us.
我们要报♥警♥
We're calling the police.
你们非法闯入了我家
You broke into his house.
我们不是非法闯入
We didn't break in.
妈
Uh, Mom?
-老天啊 -抱歉晨勃抱歉
- Oh, for God's sake. - Sorry. Morning wood. Sorry.
我裤子在这里某个地方不知你们看见没
I have a pair of pants around if you've seen 'em.
吸毒就已经够糟糕的了
The crack pipe is bad enough,
竟然还跟这家伙搞在一起
but this guy?
如果你好不容易打败癌症却又患了艾滋
If you beat the cancer and learn you have AIDS--
天啊你是怎么找到我的啊
Oh, God-- how did you even find me?
你跟踪我们来的吗
Did you follow us here?
-你给我发短♥信♥的 -什么
- You texted me. - What?
我今早醒来就看到你的短♥信♥
I woke to your text this morning
叫我们来接你还写了地址
asking us to get you, with the address.
还说你会把门开着
Even said you'd leave the door open.
-瞧吧 -不那不是我发的
- See? - No, I never sent that.
反正是某人发的
Well, someone did.
你为什么要做这种事啊
Why would you do that?
什么不是我...
What? No! I-I-I--
我的天啊
Oh, my God!
我心想如果我们还可以在一起
Well, I thought maybe if we got another couple
几个月或是几年
of months together or years even--
你能怪我吗
Can you blame me?
我们之间心有灵犀
We have a connection.
我并没有爱上你弗兰克
I am not in love with you, Frank.
拜托你们能不能...
Please, can you--
你们能到楼下去等着吗
Can you please just wait downstairs?
我穿下衣服你们等等我
I'll get dressed and-- Wait for me.
我会下来见你们的
I'll come and meet you.
我真的很抱歉对不起爸爸
I'm so sorry-- I'm sorry, Dad.
我对此感到抱歉
I'm--I'm sorry about that.
我当时嗑药嗑高了脑子不清楚
I was high. I wasn't thinking clearly.
这房♥子有后楼梯对吧
There is a back stairway, yes?
你不去医院吗
You're not going to the hospital?
-你要去哪儿 -哥斯达黎加啊
- Where are you going? - Thinking Costa Rica!
天啊
Oh, my god.
那真是太赞了
That is perfect.
给我几分钟