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Modern Family S09E21
Part 2
Nov. 26, 2019, 11:03 a.m.
你敲死了你叔叔吗
Did you kill your uncle?
她不记得我是同性恋
She doesn't remember I'm gay.
我知道 刚刚医生解释时我一直都在
Yeah, no, I know. I was here for the whole explanation.
这意味着我能再跟她出柜一次
This means I get to come out to her again.
第一次简直是灾难
It was a disaster the first time.
我下不定决心告诉她
I was-I was so wishy-washy about the whole thing
当我终于说出"我想我可能是同性恋"时
that when I finally said, "I-I think I might be gay,"
她说"好恶"
she said, "Ew."
你确定她说的不是"好啊"
Are you sure she didn't mean, "Ooh"?
不 之后她说了许多
No, no. It was followed up by a whole bunch of stuff
我让耶稣哭泣的话
about me making Jesus cry.
二十年来我一直后悔那一刻
For 20 years, I've regretted that moment,
而今天 我有机会重新好好做
and today, I get the chance to make it right.
或者你可以不刺♥激♥那个精神错乱的老女人
Or you could just leave a poor, old demented woman alone
不把她中风的事变成以你为中心
and not make her stroke all about you.
我到底为什么跟你说这些事
Why do I even bring you to these things?
贝奇姑姑 项链真漂亮
Well, Aunt Becky, what a necklace.
很漂亮不是吗
Isn't it lovely?
是我在列支敦斯登遇见的一位王子给我的
It was a gift from a prince I met in Liechtenstein.
真的吗
Really?
菲尔 那是我的项链
Phil, that is my necklace.
老爸和歌♥洛莉亚的婚礼时我借给她戴
I lent it to her for Dad and Gloria's wedding,
她从没还给我
and she never gave it back.
她说她弄丢了
She said she lost it.
克莱尔 她才经历了中风
Claire, the woman just had a stroke.
我毕业时 我妈送了我一条
When I graduated, my mother gave me
有特殊意义的项链
a very special necklace,
我拿去退款了才买♥♥的这条项链
which I returned so I could get that necklace.
我要拿回来
I'm getting it back.
-你要去哪 -我要去热汤
- Where are you going? - I'm going to heat up the soup.
或许汤味能让她恢复记忆
Maybe the smell will jog her memory.
她遭的罪还不够多吗
Hasn't she suffered enough?
我想这两个小家伙是最让我骄傲的
I guess I'm proudest of these two little guys here.
这是空间大♥师♥500 这是仙乐都
This is the Spacemaster 500, and this is the Xanadu --
普利切特衣柜的最新成员
newest additions to the Pritchett's Closets family.
普利切特衣柜是什么
What's Pritchett's Closets?
这该死的病连最美好的事都要毁了
This damn disease doesn't care what it destroys.
我知道有什么能帮你记起来
I know what would help you remember.
乔和曼尼给你录了"早日康复"视频
Joe and Manny made you a "Get well" video.
你知道吗
You know what?
我把手♥机♥忘在车里了
I forgot my cellphone in the car.
我去去就回
I'll be right back.
谢谢你 迪迪
Oh, thank you, Dede.
深呼吸
Breathe.
你舒服吗 我能帮你做些什么
Are you comfortable? Can I help you with anything
不恶心的事吗
that's not disgusting?
我很好
I'm fine.
但我在想 今年夏天
But I was wondering if, this summer,
能不能把你的钓鱼木屋借给我
I could borrow your fishing cabin.
我的钓鱼木屋吗
My fishing cabin?
我爸有间钓鱼木屋 他保证过会留给我
My dad had a fishing cabin that he promised would go to me,
不过那个两面三刀的混♥蛋♥留给了我妹妹贝奇
but the double-crossing bastard left it to my sister Becky,
她也两面三刀
who's also a double-crosser.
现在她的记忆成了浆糊
Now that her memory is Swiss cheese,
我可以把我的木屋偷回来
I can steal my cabin back.
终于啊 好人胜利了
Finally, the good guy wins.
父亲
Hello, Father.
阿尔文 儿子
Arvin, my boy!
让我向你介绍
Uh, allow me to introduce to you...
海莉·邓菲
Haley Dunphy.
马尔科姆·费诺曼 幸会
Malcolm Fennerman. It is my pleasure.
做得好 儿子
Nicely done, son.
看到你找了个小姑娘[小屁♥股♥]我真高兴
Glad to see you've got yourself a little lass.
他说的是"小姑娘"
He said "lass."
对了 计划稍微有变
Oh, by the way, slight change in plan.
在最后一刻 你妈决定跟我一起来
at the last minute, your mum decided to join me on the trip.
-什么 -是的
- What? ?- Yes.
在布莱顿的那个周末后
I, um, can't go anywhere by myself
我不能独自去任何地方了
after that weekend in Brighton.
老妈要来 现在吗
Mum's coming here? Now?
一切还好吗
Is everything okay?
我还有喝一杯的时间吗
Is there time to get a drink?
恐怕没有 战斗人员就位
I'm afraid not. Man your battle stations.
你好
Hello.
我是艾丽斯·费诺曼博士
I am Dr. Iris Fennerman.
很高兴终于能见到
So nice to finally meet the woman
这位我儿子如此迷恋
with whom my son is so enamored
但我却没有任何认识的姑娘
and yet I know nothing about.
我只是一个很普通的美国姑娘
Well, I'm just your average American girl,
但幸好我比普通的美国姑娘轻非常多
although much thinner, thank God.
还有 我在诺普工作
Oh, also I work at NERP.
什么诺普
Nerp?
纳米电子研究项目的缩写
Nano Electronics Research Project.
我跟海莉是同事
Haley is a colleague.
但这是最高机密任务 不可言
It's very top-secret, though. Hush, hush.
我们刚才估计已经透露太多了
We probably already said too much.
马尔科姆 为什么还没位子
Malcolm, how is it we are not seated yet?
我不想...
Well, I didn't want to --
又选错桌子嘛
pi--pick the wrong table again.
别傻了 坐哪我都可以
Oh, don't be silly. I'd be happy anywhere.
什么时候开始的
Since when?
"纳米电子" 什么鬼
"Nano Electronics"? What was that?
求你啦 你就配合演出一下
Please, just play along.
你们在后面交头接耳什么呢
What's all that whispering back there?
没什么 妈 就聊科学的事
Uh, nothing, Mum. Just, um, science talk.
我实在待不住了
I had to get away.
普里契特家的人又开始发作了
It's getting way too Pritchett-y in there.
为什么来疗养院探望要搞那么复杂呢
Why can't they just let this be a fun nursing-home visit?
对啊 我们都来到里弗赛德了
Exactly. We're in Riverside.
我们应该尽情玩耍啊
We should be tearing it up.
我们去玩那个密室逃脱吧
Hey, let's go to that escape room.
我同意
I am in.
歌♥洛莉亚 我们要去玩密室逃脱
Hey, Gloria. We're going to the escape room.
-你想一起去吗 -感觉很有趣
- You want to come? - That sounds fun.
歌♥洛莉亚
Gloria!
杰好像需要我
I think Jay needs me.
他很难过
He's very sad. ?Oh.
别给她看那影片了
Forget the videos.
我们得让她想不起任何事
We have to keep her from remembering anything
我才能把我的钓鱼木屋拐回来
so I can nab her fishing cabin!
我突然有强烈想逃脱的冲动
I suddenly feel like escaping.
限制出入区
未经许可不得入内
真庆幸我们决定去玩
I'm so glad we're doing this.
对啊 我也这么觉得
I know. Me, too.
等等 我们好像走错路了
Oh, well, I don't -- I don't think this is the way.
这是什么地方
What is this place?
不知道啊 我们沿着原路回去吧
I don't know. Let's just go back up.
惨了 锁上了
Oh, no. It's locked!
打电♥话♥叫人来开吧 我没带手♥机♥
Okay, call someone. I don't have a cellphone.
我收不到任何信♥号♥♥
Okay, well, I don't have any service.
我手♥机♥也没信♥号♥♥ 两位 如果我们
I don't either. Guys, if we don't figure out
不快点想出办法离开这里
a way to get out of here soon,
那我们就来不及去玩密室逃脱了
we're never gonna make it to the escape room.
海莉 我知道你的工作是最高机密
Haley, I know your job is top secret,
但我真的对纳米科技十分着迷
but I'm so fascinated by nanotechnology --
就是能自我复♥制♥的机器人这类的
self-replicating robots and such.
我很有兴趣想听你对灰蛊的看法
I'd love to hear your insight into grey goo.
一种有关能自我复♥制♥的纳米科技机器人
无限自我复♥制♥并消灭地球所有生物的末世假想
这题我能回答
Ooh, I can answer that.
那是我最爱的伏特加[灰雁牌]
It's my favorite vodka.
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