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Modern Family S09E13
Part 5
Nov. 26, 2019, 11:02 a.m.
Oh, my God!
我也是这么跟那些喷子说的
That is just what I said to all of those haters
就是那些说我的水晶能量贴纸
who told me that my crystal energy stickers
并不能改善结肠健康的人
did not improve your colon health.
神经病
Uh! ?Crazy.
是能有效的 只要...
They do if you, you know...
是啊
Yeah.
所以下周一早上我们能再见吗
So, um, does that mean that I will see you Monday morning?
周二吧
Let's make it Tuesday
因为我周一喜欢在漂浮缸里待着
'cause I like to spend Mondays in a flotation tank.
年轻时 我们沿着这条路爬到这棵老橡树
As young men, we'd hike this path up to an old oak tree,
我们一起动脑想着怎么征服衣柜世界
where we'd brainstorm how to conquer the closet universe.
我们当年傻傻地以为自己什么都懂
We foolishly thought that we knew everything back then.
但我乐观地希望我这些年来有学到几件事
But hopefully, I've learned a few things through the years.
比如 仿佛没有明天般认真活在当下
Like, live today as if there is no tomorrow.
弥补过去的错误何时都不晚
it's not too late to right past wrongs,
当一切都在走下坡时 要向上看
and when things are looking down, look up...
抓住你永远以为自己不会尝试的机会
...or take chances you never imagined you would.
阿尔文·费诺曼博士
拒绝 接受
"你个傻♥逼♥娘炮 我就知道你会做
"You stupid softy, I knew you'd do it.
你有没有有试着搞点煽情的啊
Did you try to do something special?
是不是日落时分
Was it at sunset?
就是日落时分 对吧
It was at sunset, wasn't it?
娘们 我赢了
Sucker. I win.
咱们地狱再见"
See you in hell."
我拭目以待
I look forward to that.
这太爽了
Whoo! ?Ohh, this is amazing!
对啊 我们好几年前就该这么做了
I know! We should have done this years ago.
我有点冷啊 你是不是也有点冷
Whoa. I'm a little cold. Are you a little cold?
是啊 我还没被冻僵的部位的确有点冷
Yeah, the parts of me that I can still feel sure are. ?Yeah.
看看那些下班在回家路上的废柴
Oh, look at those suckers on their way home from work.
祝生意场狗咬狗愉快啊
Enjoy the rat race!
-别忘了要纳税啊 -对啊
- Don't forget to pay your taxes! - Yeah!
你有没有读到那个... 恐龙鱼的文章
Hey, did you see the story about that, um, dinosaur fish?
文章说它的头... 是个蛇的头之类的
It said it had the head of... a head of a snake or something.
有 有16排牙齿嘛
Yeah, 16 rows of teeth, uh-huh.
你觉得我们从水下看像两只海豹吗
Hey, do you think that we look like seals from underneath?
米奇尔 我们这是在干嘛
Mitchell, w-what are we doing?
我们在干... 我们这是在享受人生啊
What are we... We're living our lives, is what we're doing.
是啊 我知道 我只是问问
Yeah, but I, uh, I'm just asking,
但想象是不是比现实做更有意思啊
but was imagining it more fun?
好歹更暖和
Well, it was warmer.
你知道吗 我很喜欢期待一件事情
You know, I like looking forward to things.
女歌♥手卡莉·赛门的名曲是"预期"
Carly Simon's big hit was "Anticipation",
不是"还记得我们做过的那些牛逼事"吗
not "Remember That Cool Thing We Did".
我有个主意
Hey, I have an idea.
我们就回去 买♥♥一瓶永远没机会开的酒
L-Let's go back, we'll buy a bottle of wine that we'll never open
一根永远没机会点的蜡烛
and a candle that we'll never light,
-然后今天就收工 -这主意听起来很赞
- call it a day, huh? - That sounds wonderful.
好了 但你别再碰我脚了
Okay, but stop touching my feet.
我没碰你脚
I didn't touch you.
我没碰你的脚
I didn't touch you.
-你没... -我没碰你
- You didn't... - I didn't touch you.
-恐龙鱼 是恐龙鱼 -恐龙鱼 恐龙鱼
- Dinosaur fish! Dinosaur fish! - Dinosaur fish! Dinosaur fish!
米奇尔 米奇尔 不许你留下我一个人
Mitchell! Mitchell, do not leave me alone!
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