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Modern Family S09E03
Part 5
Nov. 26, 2019, 11:01 a.m.
my name's actually Fernando.
的确是消了气
Oh. ?It does help.
她在那里
Ah! There she is.
海莉
Haley!
-海莉 -要命啦
- Haley! - Oh, my God!
这是什么鬼
What is going on?!
靠 没有那钥匙不行啊
Damn it! We need those keys!
我们得在演唱会
Got to get to the concert before the roadies
他们选辣妹去后台派对前就到场啊
pick all the hot chicks that get to party backstage.
我有点迷糊了
I'm confused.
-哪怕是当年 他们也不.... -海莉
- Even back in the day, they weren't exactly... - ?Haley!
这样吧 我去跟她取
You know what? I'll go get them.
不 别 不许你去
No. No. You can't.
今天不许
Um, not today.
你也相信诅咒 对吧
You believe in the curse, don't you?
我也搞不懂啊
I don't understand it.
可是你今天一直像衰神附身
Bad things have been happening to you all day.
或许...
Maybe...
或许就是那内♥裤♥在搞鬼
Maybe it's the underwear.
我... 我不能冒这个险
I just -- I can't take a chance.
-你待在这吧 -不行不行不行
- You stay here. - No, no, no, no, no.
能发生在我身上最糟糕的事
You getting hurt is the worst possible thing
就是我的宝贝老婆受伤
that could happen to me. ?
告诉孩子们我爱他们
Tell the kids I love them.
亲爱的
Oh, honey.
你... 你没穿胸罩吗
Are you, uh -- Are you not wearing a bra?
好吧 那你小心点
All right, be safe.
我的老天
Oh, my God.
那人是邓菲
That's Dunphy.
第一个打中他的人赢50块怎么样
50 bucks to the first guy who hits him, huh?
开始
Go.
海莉
Haley!
爸
Oh, Dad?
好的 听我说
Okay, listen.
我的车钥匙丢了 我需要你那份备用的
I lost my car keys. I need the spare set.
我知道我这样算说一套做一套
I know that makes me a hypocrite.
你完全有权生我的气
But you have every right to be angry with me.
有这么多该感恩的事情 我怎么会生气
How could I be angry when there's so much to be grateful for?
那个... 是书吗
Is that a -- a book?
多亏你没给我新买♥♥手♥机♥ 我才有幸读到它
I never would have picked it up if you had bought me a new phone.
你长了点白头发 我喜欢
You've gotten a little gray. I like it.
宝贝 给我钥匙
Honey...the keys?
对不起 刚才被这些黄蜂给分散心思了
Sorry. I was distracted by those bumblebees.
你听 它们在互相交流呢
Shh, listen -- they're talking to each other.
是贱♥人♥格尔吗
Is that freakin' Gil?
爽 爽爽爽
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
这程度的事每天都可能发生
Well, that could happen any day.
还没死 让暴风雨来得更猛烈一些
He's still moving! Machine-gun him!
用最快速度连发
Just hit as fast as you can!
天啊 他这是要我亲命啊
Dear God! He's got me dialed in!
早安啊 两位
Morning guys.
你们错过了美好的日出
You missed a beautiful sunrise.
这几天所度过的无手♥机♥生活
You know, living without a phone these past few days
简直像上天的恩赐
has been such a gift.
所看到的颜色更鲜艳了
Colors are brighter.
尝到的味道也更美味
Tastes are tastier.
你们吃过桃子吗
Have you ever eaten a peach?
我是指真的品尝过桃子
I mean really eaten a peach?
大多数我都写在我的短文里了
Well, most of it is in my short story.
但最棒的部分 是我真正地认识了你们
The best part though, is really getting to know you two.
老爸 你真的好有趣
Dad, you are so funny.
你还有最温暖的目光
You have such kind eyes.
老妈 你是一个衣柜公♥司♥的董事长
And mom, president of a closet company?
太厉害啦
Way to go!
所以分别也变得好艰难
I guess that's why it makes so hard to say goodbye.
今早到的 卢克帮我设置好了
Came in this morning. Luke set it up for me.
他真的长大了呢
He really shot up huh?
总而言之
Anyway.
在接下来的日子里
In the weeks to come,
尽量记得...
try and remember that...
这臭婊♥子♥
That skank!
别想
No way!
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