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Modern Family S09E11

Part 4 Nov. 26, 2019, 11:02 a.m.

小家伙就是个直射
It's a straight shot, pal.
你能行你感觉如何
You got this. How are you feeling?
我有点紧张
I'm nervous.
我儿子正在接受运动员的考验
My son was being tested as an athlete,
而我也在接受当父亲的考验
but I was being tested as a father.
我那一刻说的话将会影响乔人格的发展
What I said then would help shape the man Joe would become.
废物才会紧张
Nerves are for losers.
你现在的感觉是兴奋
What you're feeling is excitement
因为这是你人生第一次
because for the first time in your life
在做真正有意义的事情
you're doing something that actually matters.
其他的那些孩子都想你怯场
These other kids -- they want you to choke
因为你是山丘之王君临天下
because you're king of the mountain,
而他们也想爬上山顶
and they're climbing to reach you.
所以你得准备好踩掉他们登顶的手指
You've got to be ready to step on their fingers.
感觉好狠心啊
That sounds mean.
他们也会对你做同样的事
They would do the same thing to you.
去吧拿下属于我们的荣誉
Now, get out there and take what is ours.
然后享受过程啊
And have fun.
这挺新鲜
Huh. That's new.
她就在我后面她知道假信的事了
She's right behind me. She knows about the letter.
我们该怎么办我们得想个解释啊
What are we gonna do? We have to think of an excuse.
我们没时间了
We don't have time!
她可能遇到红灯了
Huh. Guess she hit a light.
好吧那我们来想想
All right. Well, let's think this through.
不是吧菲尔你就转身逃跑吗
Really, Phil?! You just turned and ran?
亲爱的我...
Sweetheart, I...
-我 -你别想跑
- I... - Don't you run again.
好
Okay.
我只有一个问题为什么
I have one question. Why?
一言难尽
It's complicated.
怎么一言难尽了
How is it complicated?
你印假的信纸伪造一封信
You printed fake stationery and forged a letter
就为了让自己有个傻♥逼♥击球场
so you could have a stupid batting cage.
-这不是他的错 -卢克
- It's not his fault. - Luke --
我来告诉她
I'm gonna tell her.
-他害怕了 -什么
- He got scared. - What?
他害怕你以后
He thought you would like
会想整天泡在你的女人窝里
being out there alone in your shed so much
你不会想再跟他待在一起
you'd stop wanting to spend time with him.
怎么会
Come on.
他担心说不定你哪天就开始睡在里面
He was worried maybe you'd start sleeping out there.
很快那里就成了你与闺蜜们喝酒
Pretty soon it's where you and your friends go to drink
然后抱怨自己老公的地方
and complain about your husbands.
抱怨老公不需要个女人窝啊
Oh, I don't need a shed for that.
我们都是用手♥机♥群聊
We-we do it on a group text.
亲爱的我都不知道你有这感觉
Honey, I didn't know that's how you felt.
你为什么不跟我说说呢
Why didn't you say something?
可能我不好意思露出内心的脆弱
I guess I'm not comfortable being vulnerable...
给除了卢克之外的人
...except-except with Luke.
我想盖那个女人窝的原因
The whole reason I wanted to get that shed
是给自己一个能静下心的地方
was to give myself a place to calm down
然后你也不用承受我像疯婆子
and spare you some of my insanity.
我本来还觉得这会让我们感情更好呢
If anything, I-I thought it would help our relationship.
亲爱的
Sweetheart.
他接受你的道歉
He accepts your apology.
剩下交给我就行了兄弟
I got it from here, buddy. Mm.
我们得到了击球场某种程度上吧
We got our batting cage... sort of.
妈你觉得很快能轮到我跟爸上场吗
Hey, Mom, think we can get in there any time soon?
老娘今天这心情别想了
Not after the day I've had!
走吧兄弟咱们明天再来碰运气
Come on, buddy. Let's try again tomorrow.
来啊
Come on.
爽
Yeah!
给
Here you go.
这什么鬼我要推杆
What is this?! I need a putter!
放轻松嘛落后一杆而已
Take it easy. You're only down by one stroke.
别提醒我
Don't remind me!
没事的各位他没事
He's fine, everybody. He's fine.
祝你好远乔
Good luck, Joe.
歌♥洛莉亚我猜你是来把乔拉回家的吧
Gloria? I-I guess you're here to pull Joey out of the tournament.
没没没我是来给他加油的
No, no. I came to cheer him on.
不我想过了你说的那些话
No, but I thought about what you were saying,
虽然你当时说得有些不对
and even though you weren't right,
但我还是决定按你说的做
I'm gonna let you have this one.
你可以的宝贝
You can do this, baby.
别打扰我集中精神
I'm trying to concentrate!
这火气是怎么回事
What is that all about?
不知道啊歌♥洛莉亚你好像会让他紧张
I don't know, Gloria. You seem to make him tense.
-还有就是这个问题 -我就知道
- Uh, and there's this other thing. - I knew it!
你干扰了我的视线
You were in my eyeline!
别乔快回来
No. Wait. Joe, come here!
-我要踩了你的手指 -乔快回来
- I'm going to step on your fingers! - Joe, come back here!
-我才是山丘之王 -把球杆给我
- I'm the king of the mountain! - Give me the club!
球杆给我
Give me the club.
快给我
Give me the club!
干嘛啊
Why?!
又来了
Not again.
曲棍球绝对是你的菜
You're gonna love hockey.
你知道吗
You know what?
如果我老家的人知道我来心理咨♥询♥师这里
If people back home knew I was in a therapist's office,
绝对会在我们当地杂♥志♥上的
it would be all over the "Rumors and Ramblins" section
"八卦漫谈"环节大书特书
of the Grasshopper Gazette.
"自♥由♥左派西海岸毁了本地英雄"
"Liberal Left Coast Breaks Local Hero."
你在打什么字
What are you typing?
你刚才说的每一字每一句
Exactly what you just said,
别担心是我的咨♥询♥要用不是你的
but don't worry, it's for my therapy, not yours.
是啊这的确是你的咨♥询♥
You know what? This is your therapy,
我也不想在这里
and I don't want to be here.
别这样小卡你也需要这个
Cam, come on. You need this.
你就试一次嘛行不
Just give it a shot. Come on!
你好啊米奇尔
Hello, Mitchell.
你好格林医生
Hi, Dr. Green.
谢谢您特别空出时间来见我们
Thank you so much for making the time to see us.
好吧你那是什么声音
Okay, what's that voice?
你是在试着压抑
Are you tamping down your
-自己的神经病来让你的医生夸你吗 -没啊
- crazy to impress your therapist... - No. No.
就像你在家政女佣来之前先打扫一遍一样
...like you do when you clean up before the housekeeper comes?
感谢你的这些话
I appreciate what you're saying,
我听到了我会好好想想
I hear you, and I'm gonna give it some thought.
什么鬼我们能搬来这里住吗
The hell? Can we move into this place?
-你一定是卡梅隆吧 -是的
- You must be Cameron. - Yes.
很高兴跟你见面我听过好多你的事
So nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you --
米奇尔你对现在自己的举动有什么看法
Mitchell, how do you feel about how you're behaving right now?
不是太满意我能重来吗
I don't love it. Can I-Can I restart?
好的
Okay.
好的这个嘛
A-All right. Um, you know what?
这个... 这... 我不想在这里
This -- This -- I don't want to be here.
这不适合我
This just isn't me.
墙上的画好奇怪
The art on the wall is weird.
糖果感觉像是心理测试
The candy bowl feels like a test, uh...
这样吧我要吃就吃一个吧
You know what? I'm gonna have, uh, just one.
不要我要吃全部
Nope. I'm gonna have all of them.
不对我要走了
Nope. I'm just gonna leave.
小卡跨出第一步最难但值得你尝试
Cam, the first step is the hardest, but it's worth it.
家庭的问题需要时间来修复
It takes time to work through family issues.
她说的对有些人花了一生时间
Yeah, she's right. Some people spend their whole lives
在试着解决这些问题呢
trying to resolve these things.
那我... 那我跟她说什么啊
What would I -- What would I even say to her?
我爸跟一个小镇公交女跑了一年
That my dad left for a year with the town floozy
我还以为那年他是去打仗
and I thought he was off being a war hero
我就像个傻♥逼♥一样
and that I'm an idiot