摩登家庭

Modern Family S09E14

Part 2 Nov. 26, 2019, 11:02 a.m.

这家酒店是我的我能坐吗
I own this hotel. May I?
当然马塔多雷先生
Of course, Mr. Matadore.
像《十一罗汉》里的安迪·加西亚一样
Like Andy Garcia in "Ocean's Eleven."
我觉得你没必要解释
I don't think you have to explain.
是的你说
Right. Um, you talk.
不我的意思是谢谢
No, I mean, um... Thank you.
跟我说说你
Tell me about you.
你是做什么生意的
What business are you in? Bueno.
姑且说
Well, let's just say,
我是在夜晚工作的女人吧
I'm just a lady that works in the evening.
但不是什么男人都能一亲我芳泽
But I am not available to any man.
用魅力征服我吧马塔多雷先生
So charm me, Mr. Matadore.
这间酒店
This hotel...
有世界上最高级的衣柜
has the finest closets in all the land.
我们有带灯的挂衣杆和无声衣柜门
We have lighted rods and soft-close doors.
我曾经嫁过一个
I was once married to a man
只会无休无止谈论衣柜的男人
that endlessly talked about closet.
你让我非常无聊
You're boring me very much.
好吧
Okay, well, um...
等我一下好吗
I need one secondo, huh?
我得处理下酒店事务
Hotel businesso, huh?
好的
Bueno.
我的天服务员把菜单落在这了
Oh, my goodness. The waitress -- She left a menu here.
我在想我们是不是该点...
Now, I'm wondering if we should have got --
我的天他的约会对象呢
Oh, my God! Where's his date?
你觉得他被放鸽子了吗
Do you think he got stood up?
-让我看看 -就在这
- Let me see that. - Right here.
太丢人了我们该说些什么
It's so embarrassing. What do we even say?
菜单又不能隔音没错她放我鸽子了
They're not soundproof menus. Yeah. She's standing me up.
真搞不懂女人你们说呢
Women are impossible, you know?
我们的确搞不懂
For us, they are.
有次我还真成功了
Well, now I made it work once,
她身后挂的帅哥罗伯·劳的海报也有功劳
although there was a-a Rob Lowe poster behind her.
要我说忘了这姑娘吧
You know what? I say to heck to heck with this gal.
-去邂逅其他人到酒吧去 -没错
- Get back out there, go to a bar! - ?Yes!
我赞成
I hear that.
-像你这样的小伙一头秀发 -没错
- A guy like you, great head of hair... ?- Yep.
算了我太郁闷了
Nah, I'm too depressed.
再说我已经提前付款了我还是点餐吧
Besides, I prepaid for my meal. I guess I'll order.
无视我就好
Just forget I'm here.
话说回来情人节快乐
Anyway... happy Valentine's Day.
-谢谢 -你看起来真帅气
- Thanks. - You look so handsome.
这太糟心了
This sucks.
真不敢相信我听你的劝玩起了这一套
I can't believe I let you talk me into doing this crap.
-快帮帮我 -没事的
- I need help! - It's okay.
在表象之下不过还是你和你妻子
Underneath it all, it's just you and your wife.
这就是问题所在
That's the problem.
我都不知道当初是怎么追到她的
I don't know how I got her to begin with.
现在我开始觉得如果今晚不好好表现
And I'm starting to feel if I can't pull this off,
她会发觉她一开始是上我的当了
she's gonna figure out she got duped the first time.
让我先说句"谢谢"
Let me start by saying "Thank you"
谢谢你对我敞开心扉
for being so vulnerable with me.
我恨死你了
I hate you.
另外我不是这事的专家
Also, I'm no expert at this,
但我认识一个专家
but I have a friend here who is.
我是克莱夫·比克斯比
Clive Bixby here.
要我帮你把今夜变得更性感吗
How can I make your night sexier?
如果我跟她玩不成角色扮演
If I can't role-play with her,
也不会跟你玩
I'm not doin' it with you.
随便吧老爹
Whatevs, Daddio.
让我把电♥话♥还给菲利普
I'm gonna give the phone back to Philip.
是我菲尔
Phil here.
重点全在投入和自信上
Listen, it's all about commitment and confidence.
你扮成什么角色了
What's-what's your character?
拉尔夫·马塔多雷酒店老板
Raoul Matadore, hotel owner,
像安迪·加西亚...
like Andy Garcia --
《十一罗汉》里的嘛真适合你
In "Ocean's Eleven" -- I love this for you!
你用了表的那招吗
Did you go with the timepiece?
我就想着找机会拿出表
Yeah, I thought at some moment, I'd pull it out,
往吧台上砸烂对她说
smash it on the bar, and say,
"我想永远记得我坠入爱河的那一秒"
"I want to remember the exact moment I fell in love."
-我就是个白♥痴♥ -你不是
- I'm an idiot! - ?No.
我沉默是因为我要捡起惊掉的下巴
That silence is me picking my jaw up off the floor.
我们还在学走路你已经在飞了大♥师♥
We're all walking, and you're flying, mister.
真的吗你真这么觉得
Seriously? You think so?
我1000%觉得但最好还是问高手
1,000%! But don't take it from me.
现在又是克莱夫
Clive again.
马塔多雷先生我脱高领衫向你致敬
Mr. Matadore, I tip my turtleneck to ya.
还在吗
Hello?
好啦不许偷看
All right, no peeking.
我不偷看
Oh, no peeking.
希望你不会失望
I hope you're not disappointed.
天啊好美
Wow! It's so pretty!
你知道还有什么很美吗
You know what else is pretty?
你讨厌啦
Oh! Stop.
我本来是要说"金星"
Well, I was going to say "Venus."
但行吧就夸你美
But sure, let's go with you.
来吧来看看
Come on, have a look.
不是这样
Nope.
好吧
Oh! Okay.
是新月所以今晚特别适合
Yeah, there's a new moon, so it's the perfect night
观测微弱的星团
to observe faint star clusters.
而而在正中♥央♥
?And -- And right in the middle,
有一颗我所发现的变星
there's a variable star that I discovered.
就在一个白矮星[白侏儒]旁
It's right next to a white dwarf.
现在好像不能用这种词汇称呼人家了
Oh, I don't think you're allowed to say that anymore.
是啊这年代说话得很小心
Yes, tricky times we live in.
这真是太酷炫了
Wow, this is so cool.
是啊你想像一下这个
Right. Have a -- Have a think about this --
有个理论说整个宇宙大到
There is a theory that suggests the universe is so large
世上所有能发生的事情全都正在发生
that everything that can happen is happening all the time.
你抽大♥麻♥吗
Do you smoke weed?
不啊
Oh. No.
抱歉我有一点太着迷宇宙
Sor-- Sorry, I'm a little obsessed with space.
我在10岁时造了人生第一个多布森望远镜
I-I built my first Dobsonian telescope when I was 10.
你造了望远镜吗
You made a telescope?
我唯一做过的东西就是送我妈的烟灰缸
The only thing I've ever made was an ashtray for my mom
上面还写着"请在这里摩擦你的屁♥股♥"
that says, "Rub your butt here."
就是在说烟屁♥股♥
Oh, like cigarette butt.
是的
Yeah.
你8月27号♥有安排了吗
What are you doing next August 27th
大概晚上8点
8:00 P.M.?
我不知道啊怎么了
I have no idea. Why?
太空总署要为我做的防辐射层给我颁奖
NASA is giving me an award for a radiation shield,
-而... -太空总署要给你颁奖吗
- and -- ?NASA's giving you an award?
我需要带个伴你别有压力啊
I need a date. There's no pressure.
不过我做的东西救了一群宇航员的性命呢
But it saved the lives of a bunch of astronauts.
你好有成就啊
Wow, you've done a lot.
我相信你也有不少
Well, I'm -- I'm sure you've had
属于你的成就吧
your share of accomplishments.
是啊当然啦
Oh, yeah! Yeah, of course.
我想想啊有一个...
Let's see. There was, um...
大学...
college...
不不这话题
Nope. Nope. That is a --
通向了一条死路
that is a bad road.
好吧在我的工作上...
Well, uh, uh, okay, so professionally,
我有涉猎... 比如...
I've been kind of sort of dabbling in, like,
很多不同的... 算了
a lot of different -- Pass.
我有一次坐飞机
Um...I-I-I-I once flew
坐在杀手乐团的贝斯手旁边呢
next to the bass player of The Killers.