生活大爆炸

The Big Bang Theory S11E24

Part 2 Oct. 8, 2019, 10:36 a.m.

Hi.
给我一分钟
I'm gonna need a minute.
那是马克·哈米尔啊
That's Mark Hamill!
你好
Hello.
非常感谢你找到了这个小家伙
Thank you so much for finding this guy.
我的老天
Oh, my goodness.
巴克[汪汪] 你还好吗小家伙
Hey, Bark. How are you, buddy?
你家狗的名字是巴克吗
Y-Your dog's name is Bark?
是的
Yeah.
巴克·哈米尔吗
Bark Hamill?
没错我在网上让粉丝给他取名
Yeah. Well, I let the fans name him online.
不过我还算走运
I got lucky, though.
他差点就要叫蜂蜜烤火腿·哈喇米尔
He was almost Honey Baked Hamill.
总而言之非常感谢
Anyway, thanks so much.
你帮我找到他我一定要好好酬谢你
I-I want to give you a reward for finding him.
不用了我不能拿你的钱
Oh, no, I couldn't take your money.
见到你已经是我的荣幸了
It's just an honor to meet you.
拜托别客气
No. No, please.
你不知道这只狗对我来说多重要
You don't know what this dog means to me,
我还以为再也看不见他了呢
and I thought he was gone for good.
请说吧肯定有什么我可以帮上忙的地方
Please? There must be something I can do for you.
什么都行
Anything.
你肯定会后悔说出这句话
Oh, you're gonna regret that.
哥们
Hey, dude.
哥们吗
Dude?
是啊就想让你知道
Yeah, you know, just want you to know
我没有把你当女人看
that I don't think of you as a woman.
太好了我也没有把你当男人看
Oh, perfect. I don't think of you as a man.
太棒了
Great.
所以作为两具无性别的肉身
So, as two genderless blobs of human flesh,
你跟我一起去参加
how would you like to go
谢尔顿和艾米的婚礼怎么样
to Sheldon and Amy's wedding with me?
斯图尔特
Oh, Stuart.
感谢你的邀请但这可能
Look, I appreciate that, but it just might be
有点怪毕竟你是我老板
a little weird, considering you're my boss.
猜猜谁要为谢尔顿和艾米证婚
Guess who's gonna officiate Sheldon and Amy's wedding!
马克·哈米尔
Mark Hamill!
卢克·天行者将会在婚礼上出现
Luke Skywalker is gonna be at the wedding!
我出席穿的裙子你来买♥♥
You'll need to buy me a dress.
你们知道我家艾米
And did you know that my Amy
曾在八年级的时候扮演阿梅莉亚·埃尔哈特吗
played Amelia Earhart in the eighth grade?
艾米你从未说过你演过校园话剧
Amy, you never said you were in a school play.
不不是在家演
Oh, no, no, at home.
我绝不会让她参演校园话剧
I'd never let her do a school play.
那些孩子只会吸毒和交♥配♥
Those kids just take drugs and have intercourse.
艾米现在还有在表演
You know, Amy still does some performing.
她和谢尔顿有个关于旗帜的网络节目
She and Sheldon do an Internet show about flags.
艾米
Amy?
网络视频吗
V-Videos on the Internet?
你明知男人用那些视频干什么
You know what men use those for.
如果你是在说《有趣的旗帜》
If you're talking about Fun with Flags,
我一般用来助眠
I use it to go to sleep.
谢尔顿你真是出奇地安静啊
Sheldon, you're awfully quiet.
你没事吧
Are you okay?
抱歉抱歉
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
我刚才在思考弦理论
I was thinking about string theory.
跟我说说我都错过什么了
But catch me up. What'd I miss?
你看见了吗拉里
Are you seeing this, Larry?
等你死后我得跟这种人生活在一起
These are the people I'm gonna have to live with after you're dead.
欢迎伯特一身西装好帅啊
Welcome, Bert. Don't you look nice.
是啊就像紫晶洞处理过后换发迷人光彩
Yeah. Like a geode, I clean up good.
紫晶洞通常不都是破开来观赏的吗
Don't you crack a geode open?
这个比喻不够恰当
It's not a perfect metaphor.
老天
Oh, my God.
-那不是马克·哈米尔吗 -是的
- Is that Mark Hamill? - Yeah.
我的老天
Oh, my God.
-那不是... -伯特找你座位坐下
- Is that... - Bert, go find your seat!
他怎么会来这里
W-What is he doing here?
我捡到了他的狗
I found his dog
然后用人情压力拐他来主持这场婚礼
and guilted him into officiating the wedding.
别告诉谢尔顿这是给他的惊喜
Don't tell Sheldon. It's a surprise.
我还以为会是威尔来主持仪式
Wait, I-I thought Wil was officiating the wedding.
是啊本来是的
Yeah, so did he.
他知道自己被换后什么反应
How did he take the news?
答案马上揭晓
I'll let you know.
威尔
Hey, Wil!
你是对我别在翻领上的花过敏吗
Are you having an allergic reaction to my boutonniere?
不我是由衷为你感到开心
No. I'm just so happy for you.
还有为我自己
And for me.
今天过后你正式
After today, you are officially--
更重要的是合法地成为艾米的麻烦了
and, more important, legally-- Amy's problem.
别傻了莱纳德
Don't be silly, Leonard.
我永远都会是你的麻烦
I will always be your problem.
宝贝
Hey, baby.
你好妈妈
Hello, Mother.
莱纳德你能回避一下吗
Leonard, could you give us a moment?
当然可以
Oh, of course.
谢利
Oh, Shelly.
真希望你♥爸♥爸能看到你这副模样
I wish your dad could see you now.
我也是我好想他
Me, too. I miss him.
他肯定会为你感到很骄傲
He would be so proud of you.
我就是
I knowt I am
谢谢
Thank you.
你为我做的一切
I mean, for everything.
照耀了我一生
My whole life.
我帮你调整下领结吧
Let me straighten your tie.
不必了不用调整
No, no, no, it's all right.
就应该有点不对称
It's supposed to be a little asymmetrical.
好像有点小瑕疵会显得更好看
Apparently, a small flaw somehow improves it.
我懂你的意思
I can see that.
有时候...
Sometimes it's the...
不完美反而能让事情显得完美
imperfect stuff that makes things perfect.
失陪一下
Excuse me.
完美的例子
Case in point.
我们终于见面了
So, we finally meet.
抱歉你是哪位
I'm sorry, who are you?
威尔·惠顿
I'm Wil Wheaton.
本来应该是我来证婚
I was supposed to officiate this wedding.
我整晚没睡就为了准备这些笔记
I was up all night preparing these notes.
太感谢了肯定对我大有帮助
Well, thanks so much. It's gonna be a great help.
艾米
Amy.
艾米
Amy.
艾米
Amy.
进来吧
Come in.
我有话要对你说
There's something I need to tell you.
你真是美呆了
Wow, you look amazing!
这不是我要对你说的话
That's not what I need to tell you.
-但你真美 -怎么了
- But you do! - What's wrong?
刚才发生了不可思议的事情
Something incredible just happened.
还记得你怎么说我的领结
Remember when you were telling me about my bow tie
以及为什么不对称是好事吗
and how a little asymmetry is good?
-记得 -我的方程式一直试图
- Yeah? - My equations have been trying
描述一个不完美的世界
to describe an imperfect world,
唯一的办法就是将不完美
and the only way to do that is to introduce imperfection
引入到基本理论
into the underlying theory.
所以不是超对称性
So, instead of supersymmetry,
而是超不对称性
it would be super asymmetry?
超不对称性
Super asymmetry.
就是这个
That's it!
-把你的唇膏给我 -什么
- Give me your lipstick. - What?
快给我你个大美人