生活大爆炸
The Big Bang Theory S11E17
Part 1
Oct. 8, 2019, 10:36 a.m.
天啊 真不敢相信哈雷已经这么大了
Oh, my God, I can't believe how big Halley's getting.
对啊 霍华德在哪呢
Yeah-- where's Howard?
他在给麦克换尿布
He's changing Michael.
搞定 分享个有趣小知识
A-All done. You know, fun fact,
你们知道男婴儿可以往空中撒尿吗
did you know baby boys can pee straight up?
长大的男孩也可以
Grown-up boys, too.
我们为啥要跟你击掌这事
Why would we high-five that?
你们俩还好吗
So how are you guys?
很好啊
Really good.
除了我们去超♥市♥买♥♥东西时
Except for when we went grocery shopping,
结账的店员问我预产期是什么时候
and the checkout lady asked when I was due.
但你处理得很好啊
But you handled it well.
如果你们需要人帮忙 我很乐意过去
Well, if you guys need help, I'd be happy to come over.
谢谢了 但我们想尽量在回岗位前
Oh, thanks, but we're really trying to enjoy this family time
多享受这天伦之乐
before we both go back to work.
好吧 我们都很想你们
Okay, well, we all miss you.
-我们也想你们 -再见
- You guys, too. - Bye.
要命了 看到他们一家和乐融融
Boy, seeing them all together like that
让人家的生物钟疯狂加速到想要...
has got my biological clock ticking like crazy.
男人好像没有...
Yeah, I don't think men have...
人家有
I do.
-你们好 -来啦
- Hi. - Hello.
你们来啦
Hey, guys.
好消息 我们有邀请函了
Good news, we have save the date cards.
居然没用我的书法 有意思
Huh, didn't go with my calligrapher. Interesting.
这图案是什么
What is this picture?
是把我们俩大脑的核磁共振成像
Oh, it's an MRI of our brains photoshopped
修到看起来像在接吻
to look like they're kissing.
是不是太性感火♥辣♥了
Is it too sexy?
太难以形容了
It's too something.
大家 是5月12号♥ 太迫不及待了
Guys, May 12, that's exciting.
-是啊 -你们定好在哪举♥行♥了吗
- I know. - Do you guys have a location yet?
你们时间所剩不多啊
'Cause you don't have a lot of time.
我们俩花了9个月才选出个日期
Hey, it took us nine months to pick a date,
又花了一周来决定大脑能不能加上嘴唇
and a week to decide if brains can have lips on them,
少唧唧歪歪 配合就是了
so get in the boat and row.
麦克睡着了
Michael's out.
哈雷也睡着了
So is Halley.
老天啊 他太可爱了
Oh, my God, he's so cute.
她也是
So is she.
交换吗
Switch?
好
Yeah.
老天啊 他太可爱了
Oh, my God, he's so cute.
她也是
So is she.
我好爱他们啊
I just love them so much.
我也是
Me, too.
我的心脏感觉都要被萌炸了
My heart feels like it's gonna explode.
当然啦 我吃了那么多牛腩 总有一天会炸
Of course, it's full of brisket, so it probably will.
我本来都不知道我这个人
Oh, I didn't even know I was capable
居然可以这么爱某一个人
of loving someone so much.
多过爱我吗
More than me?
我耍你呢
I'm just messing with you.
我爱他们绝对多过爱你无数倍
I totally love them more than you.
我理解
I get that.
我愿意为他们挡子弹
I would take a bullet for them.
但我也愿意为你严重断手断脚
But I would get seriously mutilated for you.
嘴真甜
That's sweet.
但先说好 如果你哪天真的残了
But you should know, if you got seriously mutilated,
我可能会甩了你
I might dump you.
你不甩才真是疯了
You'd be crazy not to.
我好手好脚时也不是什么人中龙凤
Even unmutilated, I'm no prize.
我对我们选出来的大喜之日十分满意
You know, I'm really happy with our wedding date.
月份的平方等于日期的
The month squared equals the square of the sum of the members
质因子的和的平方
of the set of prime factors of the day.
是不是超浪漫
Isn't that romantic?
对啊 就像莎士比亚那首十四行诗写的
Yes, it's like that Shakespeare sonnet,
"我怎能将你与
"Shall I compare thee to a day
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
大喜之日兼奇怪数学问题相比"
that's also a really weird math problem."
太遗憾你只是在挖苦了
It's a shame you're joking.
不然本来很适合在我们婚礼朗诵呢
That'd be a lovely reading at our ceremony.
我们只剩两个月时间找场地了
Well, we only have two months to find a venue,
而我有个想法
and I had a thought.
加州理工的雅典娜学术俱乐部怎么样
What about the Athenaeum club at Caltech?
阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦曾是会员
Albert Einstein was a member there.
宾客有爱因斯坦与三位诺贝尔奖得主
-环境很美 -是啊
- It's beautiful. - Yeah,
而且阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦曾是会员
and Albert Einstein was a member there.
还很近
It's close.
而且阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦曾是会员
And Albert Einstein was a member there.
而且阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦曾是会员
And Albert Einstein was a member there.
现在你听起来像是个想结婚的女人了
Now you sound like a woman who wants to get married.
所以你有兴趣吗
So you're interested?
当然啦
Oh, of course.
可是那个俱乐部十分难进
Yeah, but that club is extremely exclusive.
你知道莱纳德试着帮我们申请好多年了吗
You know, Leonard's been trying to get us in there for years,
但都没成功过
but no luck.
这就奇怪了
Well, that's odd.
我打去询问时 他们表示很乐意带我们看看
When I called, they said they'd be excited to give us a tour.
好吧 去看一下也没损失
Well, I suppose we can give it a look,
如果最后没成功 我听说那附近
and if it doesn't work out, I hear that there is
有一家中餐馆以前爱因斯坦是常客
a nearby Chinese restaurant that Einstein used to frequent.
或者我们选一个喜欢的场地
Or, we pick a place we like,
然后不要管爱因斯坦了
and don't worry about Einstein.
天啊 真人秀还真没错 新娘都疯了
Boy, reality TV is right; brides are crazy.
怎么样了啊 在家跟俩孩子待着
So, how has it been, being home with two kids?
累死人 但成就感满满
Oh, tiring, but super rewarding.
就像普拉提课程 我懂
Oh, like Pilates, yeah, got it.
说实话 我们都回工作岗位后会挺难吧
Honestly, it's gonna be hard when we both go back to work.
我在考虑或许我们俩人中
I've been thinking maybe it would be better
有一个人专职留在家带孩子
if one of us decided to stay home.
是吗 我就是佣人带大的 你看我
I don't know, I was raised by servants, and look at me.
我真的说不上你是觉得好还是不好
I literally can't tell if you think that's good or bad.
一方面来说 他们在我浴缸里加满了香精油
Well, on one hand, they filled my tub with scented oils
还会给我加蜂蜜的点心 而另一方面
and brought me honeyed sweets; on the other hand,
我二十多岁了却无法与女人直接对谈
I spent my twenties incapable of talking to women.
所以你懂吧 好坏参半
So you know, pros and cons.
我纠结的是
Here's my dilemma:
我有点想在家当家庭煮夫
I... kind of want to stay home.
但伯纳黛特比我更会带孩子
But Bernadette is a way better parent than I am.
等等 那伯纳黛特有想当主妇吗
Wait, does Bernadette want to stay home?
我不知道 她对事业投入了许多心血
I don't know. She's really invested in her career,
而且很有成绩
and she's doing great.
我觉得应该我在家
I think it should be me.
我敬佩你 霍华德
Wow, I admire you, Howard.
要我可能就很困难
I-It would be hard for me
让我这么突破传统性别角色藩篱
to buck traditional gender roles like that.
你这个月看了两次泰勒·斯威夫特的演唱会吧
Didn't you see Taylor Swift twice this month?
是因为她人美 不是因为歌♥词唱到我心坎
Yeah, because she's hot, not because she sings my truth.
爱因斯坦坐过这其中的任何一张椅子吗
Did Albert Einstein ever sit in any of these chairs?
这些椅子应该都还挺新的
I think these are fairly new.
但霍金教授常来这里吃
But Stephen Hawking's eaten here a lot.
但他都是自带[轮]椅来的啊
Yeah, but he brings his own chair, you know?
这里感觉好完美啊
Well, it seems kind of perfect,
而且离你办公室又近
and it's close enough to your office,
你可以使用你喜欢的洗手间
so you can use the bathroom you like.
我把自动冲水的感应器用贴纸贴上
Mm. I put a sticker over the auto-flush,
这样就不会被突然吓到
so it doesn't startle me.
这是我的名片 两位先好好谈谈
Here's my card. Why don't you two talk it over,
我趁这时间去问问看我们的汤匙
and I will check to see if our soup spoons
是否"深度多过宽度"
are "Deeper than they are wide."
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