邪恶力量

Supernatural S15E11

Part 5 April 5, 2020, 6:31 p.m.

You've met?
是啊
Yeah.
小个子很疯狂
Little guy, squirrelly as hell.
就是他
Yeah, that's him.
欢迎加入我们
Well welcome to the club.
我们
The club?
是啊我们
Yes, the club.
上帝创造了世界
God created the world,
但你知道是谁创造了诸神吗
but you know who created us gods?
是你们人类
You did. You humans.
算是吧
Sort of.
你们这些猿类刚从树上爬下来时
When you apes first climbed down from the trees,
你们没向他祈祷而是向
you didn't pray to him. You prayed to the --
太阳子♥宫♥ 雨水和星星祈祷
the sun, the womb, the rain, and the stars.
起初造世主很生气
Well, at first, the creator was furious.
你们怎敢不知好歹
How dare you not recognize his beneficence?
但很快他创造了我们
But soon enough, he birthed us --
太阳神天神赫拉燧石云蛇
Ra, Anu, Hera, Mixcoatl,
等等
all the rest.
为什么
Why?
为什么
Why?
为什么
Why?
背锅
To take the blame.
收成不好
Bad harvest?
死胎
Stillborn child?
都怪我们不是他
Our bad. Not his.
而且我们是好故事
Plus, we made for epic stories.
但他的自大容忍♥不了太久那样的局面
But his ego could only handle that for so long.
现在他很乐意躲在任何经营得
Now he's happy to hide behind whatever religion
最好的宗教之后
has the best syndication deal.
而我们只能在荒郊野外勉强生存
While we survive on scraps in the wilderness.
大部分神祇都被遗忘了
Most gods, they're forgotten.
但我老了
But I'm old.
我有怨气
I hold a grudge.
唉
Oh, well.
还能怎么办呢
What are you gonna do?
我们要抵抗他
We're gonna fight him.
是吗
Are you, now?!
等你们输了
And when you lose...?
那也输得潇洒
We lose swinging.
八号♥球底袋
Eight ball, corner pocket.
你个小狐狸
You little minx.
你骗我说话
You got me talking.
你挺厉害
You're good.
跟我哥哥学的
I learned from my brother.
好了说好的
Alright, you know the deal.
结算吧
Even up.
我们玩把好的吧
What do you say we make it interesting?
你们要抵抗上帝
Okay? You're gonna fight God.
那是英雄干的事吧
That's the stuff of heroes, right?
你们需要英雄的运气
So, you're gonna need the luck of heroes --
大力神库丘林吉尔伽美什
Hercules, Cuchulain, Gilgamesh.
我帮过他们所有人
I helped them all.
我也能帮你们
I can help you, too.
什么条件
What's the catch?
再来一局赌双倍赔光
Another game. Double or nothing.
双倍
Double.
牛仔就那么死的
That's how the cowboy died.
好
Yeah.
成交
Deal.
但不是赌更多运气
But not for more luck.
赌他们
For them.
如果我赢了
If I win,
你放了他们
you have to let them go.
亲爱的我没拦着他们
Honey, I'm not stopping them.
那好等我赢了
Okay, then when I win,
你要归还你偷的运气
you have to give back the luck you stole.
关店
Close up shop.
你为什么揪着这些废物不放
What is with you and these loser?
他们什么都不是
They're nothing!
他们毫不重要
They don't matter.
他们对我重要
They matter to me.
他们对我们重要
They matter to us.
好吧
Well, fine.
摆上
Rack 'em up.
八号♥球底袋
Eight ball, corner pocket.
你在运气女神的地盘挑战她
You challenged the Goddess of Luck in her own joint.
你以为会发生什么
What did you think was gonna happen?
我们总得一试
Well, we had to try.
真蠢啊
Well, that was stupid.
还以为她要杀了我们呢
Thought she was gonna kill us.
她不必杀我们
Yeah, she doesn't have to.
我们的霉运会了结我们
Our luck will do that on its own.
迪恩我们不能...
Dean, we can't just --
丢下他们我知道
Just leave them. No. I know.
好吧我们去找个有无线网的地方
Alright, well, let's go find some Wi-Fi
查查什么能杀死运气女神
and see what kills Lady Luck.
然后回来
Then we'll circle back.
怎么回事
What -- What's going on?
-发生什么了 -她
- What happened? - She...
她关店了
She shut it down.
-什么 -为什么
- What?! - u202dWhy?
因为你们
Because of you.
她说她以为你们这种人都绝种了
She said she thought your kind had gone extinct.
我们这种人
Our kind?
英雄
Heroes.
就像以前
Like the old days.
她还让我带个话
And, uh, she gave me a message.
她说 "别玩他的游戏
She said, "Don't play his game.
让他玩你们的游戏"
Make him play yours."
走吧
Come on.
我们回来了
We're back, baby!
好了这是最后一个刮刮乐了
Alright, this is it. Last scratcher.
拜托
Come on, come on.
搞什么啊
What the hell?!
还说什么"大力神的运气"呢
I mean, so much for that "Luck of Hercules" crap.
我们没中彩票
So, we didn't win the lottery.
但车没出故障
But no car trouble.
信♥用♥卡♥也好使了
Uh, credit cards work.
而且连吃了俩培根奶酪汉堡
Oh, and back-to-back bacon double cheeseburgers
也没要你命
didn't kill you, so...
那简直太棒了
That was beautiful, by the way.
再多给我们点运气难道能死啊
I'm just saying u202dwould it have killed her to give us a little extra?
她觉得我们是真英雄
Well, she thinks we're real heroes.
或许英雄不能走捷径
Maybe they don't get all the shortcuts.
神啊
Friggin' gods, man.
小卡
Cass?
没事吧
Everything okay?
你们好
Hello.
杰克
Jack?
真的是他
It's really him.
杰克你吃了他们的心脏
Jack, you -- you ate their hearts?
我必须吃
I...had to.
你没管他
And you let him?
你怎么没给我们打电♥话♥
You could have called us.
我每天都想回家来但
Every day I wanted to come home, but...
我不能
I couldn't.
为什么
Why not?
因为如果我不藏起来
Because if I don't stay hidden,
如果我使用能力我爷爷
if I use my powers, my grandfather --
就会发现我回来了