无耻家庭

Shameless S07E02

Part 3 Jan. 7, 2020, 11:02 a.m.

我儿子利亚姆
My son, Liam.
我想找几个人帮我家里砌堵墙
Looking for some workers to help with a home masonry project.
挑几个壮实但是看着傻里傻气的家伙
Pick three guys with a strong physique and a dumb disposition.
你你还有你
You, you, you.
真让我骄傲我唯一的儿子
You make me proud, my one and only son.
非常骄傲
Very proud.
这些是我需要的货
Uh, the supplies I need.
托比来五金部报到
Toby, report to hardware.
弗兰克·他妈的·加拉格
Frank fucking Gallagher.
这次有钱付吗弗兰克
You got money for once, Frank?
有信♥用♥卡♥
Credit card.
能帮我从这卡里预支400块钱吗
And could I get a $400 cash advance on that card?
你自己留一百
And keep $100 for yourself.
如你所愿威尔森太太
Whatever you say, Mrs. Wilson.
你昨晚怎么没回家也不回我的短♥信♥
How come you didn't come home last night or answer my texts?
忙
Busy.
介意说说怎么个忙法吗
Care to elaborate?
我不知道问德尼丝去
I don't know, ask Denise.
是因为这件事吗
Is that what this is about?
就因为我去见了高中时的女朋友
My high school girlfriend?
跟你上♥床♥的高中时期女朋友
Your high school girlfriend who you fuck.
你在说些什么
What are you talking about?
-我昨晚看到你和她在一起了 -你监视我
- I saw you with her last night. - You're spying on me?
对因为我知道你出轨了
Yeah, 'cause I knew you'd been cheating on me.
我没有
I wasn't cheating.
你的意思是你没有睡德尼丝
So you didn't fuck Denise, then?
如果我吸了别人的屌♥ 那才算出轨
Cheating would be if I sucked some guy's cock, all right?
-所以你没有跟她睡 -我没这么说
- So you didn't sleep with her? - I didn't say that.
-那我就不懂了 -你觉得我是什么感觉
- Well, I'm confused. - How do you think I feel?
你才是那个说我出轨的人
You're the one calling me a cheater.
你还是没有正面回答我的问题
You still haven't answered the question.
你到底有没有上德尼丝
Did you or did you not fuck Denise?
-这重要吗 -你问我这重要吗
- What's the big deal? - What's the big deal?
-她就是个老朋友 -跟你上♥床♥的老朋友
- She's an old friend. - Who you fuck!
我们从小时候开始就一起睡了
We've been sleeping together since we were kids.
你不要小题大做行吗
Don't make this into something more than it is.
你把你的老二
You're taking your dick,
插♥进♥她的阴♥道♥里
you're putting it into a vagina.
别跟我说你从来干过这种事
And you're telling me you've never done that before?
不我没有
No, I haven't!
-我是个同性恋 -我也是
- I'm gay. - So am I!
把我老二插♥进♥一个朋友的阴♥道♥里
Sticking my dick in a friend's vagina
并不代表我是直男
doesn't make me not gay.
你听到了吗劳尔
Are you hearing this, Raul?
这就是为什么我不想告诉你
This is why I didn't want to tell you--
因为我不想让你大惊小怪的就像现在这样
because I didn't want you freaking out the way you are right now.
真是抱歉了
Oh, gee, sorry.
那你觉得当你告诉我你一直在跟
Hey, how should I react when you say
一个女人上♥床♥ 我该作何反应
you've been screwing a woman?
我不知道
I don't know.
或许对你男朋友的正常的异性性♥爱♥经历
Maybe by being more accepting of your partner's normal,
可以表现得更大度一些
sexually fluid experiences,
或者你可以跟我说说你的经历
maybe by sharing some of your own.
我没什么好分享的
I don't have anything to share.
我是同性恋好吗
I'm gay, all right?
百分百同性恋
100% gay.
-没有谁百分百是什么 -我就是行吗
- No one's 100% anything. - Yeah, well, I am, all right?
我这个没有操过女人的人
So now this inexperienced vagina-fucker
要去工作了
has got to get to work.
你是特瑞莎吗
Uh, you Trisha?
是的
I am.
这是崭新的
It's brand-new.
你卖♥♥多少来着
How much did you want, again?
如我在广♥告♥里所说商店里这个卖♥♥2500
Like I said in the ad, at the store, it's 2,500,
不过我只要你2000
but I can let it go for two.
1500卖♥♥吗
How about 1,500?
你这是在跟我砍价吗
You're haggling with me?
分类广♥告♥网站的精髓不就在于砍价吗
Isn't that what Craigslist is all about?
还包括人们发布婴儿产品的广♥告♥
It's also about people advertising baby stuff,
当孕妇出现时
and when the pregnant lady shows up,
他们直接把婴儿从孕妇肚子里取出来
they cut the baby out of her stomach.
你还好吗
You doing all right?
你在缝合我的老二你说呢
You're sewing on my penis, you tell me.
你下面完好的包皮所剩不多了
You don't have a lot of undamaged skin left down here.
是啊因为都被你割了
Yeah, because you chopped it all off.
我警告过你这会很困难
I warned you this would be difficult.
不勃起比我想象中要难
It's harder than I thought to not get an erection.
你可以挺过去的下定决心就行
You can get through this, son. Just put your mind to it.
我一天要意淫7万次
I literally think about sex 70,000 times a day.
你得把注意力放在别的事上
Have to find other things to focus on.
比如
Like what?
想象长毛的蛋蛋就可以
Hairy balls can work.
或者你奶奶一♥丝♥不♥挂♥的样子
Or your grandmother naked.
甚至有病人给我建议
I've even had patients suggest to me
在CSPAN电视台上看泰德·克鲁兹
that watching Ted Cruz on CSPAN
是防止勃起的有效途径
is an effective measure for preventing an erection.
好了小家伙这是你们的玩具
Okay, guys, here's your Snappy.
啪啪啪啪啪
Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap.
这是我不知道这是什么但你们喜欢
Here's--I don't know what this is, but you guys like it,
这是你的网球拍
and here's your tennis racket.
好了你们玩
All right, you guys play.
爸爸得把这里打扫下好吗
Daddy's got to clean this place up, all right?
伊夫耶尼亚吐出来
Yevgeny, get that out of your mouth!
你在干什么
What are you doing, man?
你会触电把自己烧成圣诞树的
You're gonna light yourself up like a Christmas tree.
你怎么拿到我手♥机♥的
How'd you get my phone?
你怎么拿到我手♥机♥的过来
How'd you get my phone? Come on, now.
我得把这些哑铃都拿走
I got to move all these weights.
得把这里打扫了
I got to clean this place up.
让我休息一下
Okay, let me just take a break here for just a second.
你来当我的哑铃好了
You know what? I'm gonna use you as my weights.
别担心杰玛
Don't worry, Gemma.
做下一组时就用你
I'll use you in my next set.
操你真重
Shit, you are heavy.
*祝你生日快乐*
*Happy birthday to you*
*祝你生日快乐*
*Happy birthday to you*
*祝你生日快乐亲爱的雪莉*
*Happy birthday, dear Sherrie*
*祝你生日快乐*
* Happy birthday to you *
不好意思
Excuse me?
我想找查德他在这儿吗
I'm looking for Chad. Is he around?
查德
Chad!
好吧
Okay.
谢谢
Thank you.
其实打扰你很不好意思
Actually, uh, sorry to bother you.
我在Patsy之家工作我想和查德说
I work at Patsy's. I wanted to let Chad know
哪里
Where?
Patsy
Patsy's...
之家
Pies.
那个富兰克林的垃圾店面
Oh, yeah, the dump on Franklin.
没错
You know it.
我暂代了经理的位置
Uh, I've been filling in as manager.
我想辞掉经理一职继续当服务生
I'd like to quit, go back to waiting tables.
没关系你想干什么就干什么
That's fine. Do whatever you want.
你有权决定吗
Are you allowed to say that?
我是说你不用先跟查德汇报一下吗
I mean, don't you have to run it by Chad first?
红丝绒蛋糕
Red velvet.
我知道这不是你最爱的口味老板
I know it's not your favorite, boss,
但雪莉喜欢
but Sherrie wanted it for her birthday.
城区规划局搞得我焦头烂额
Zoning board is on my ass.
为重建工程做的环境影响研究报告
Where is that, uh, environmental impact study