无耻家庭

Shameless S07E01

Part 7 Jan. 7, 2020, 11:02 a.m.

What's a night nurse?
她晚上照顾弗兰妮
She stays up with Franny
这样我就可以睡个好觉
so I can sleep through the night
然后精神焕发地迎接新的一天
and wake up refreshed and ready to greet the day.
你的夜班护士还能照顾我的匡迪吗
Can your night nurse watch my Kwandi, too?
没问题
Sure, no problem.
每小时只要二十块
It's only $20 an hour.
二十块
Twenty bucks?
高级婴儿护理可不便宜姐♥妹♥们♥
Premium infant care doesn't come cheap, ladies.
我得走啦有代数课
Gotta go. Algebra.
高年级生
手术我可以做但并不建议
I can do it, but I don't recommend it.
你已经16岁了术后恢复会比较困难
Recovery's going to be tough at 16.
建议你换个姑娘比较简单
I'd suggest you find another girl.
我不想要别的姑娘
I don't want another girl.
伤口愈合前你都没办法勃起
You won't be able to have an erection while the incision heals.
愈合要多久
How long will that take?
手术四天后拆线
Four days before the stitches can come out.
多少钱
How much it cost?
差不多1500
Around $1,500.
没事的孩子
It's all right, son.
就算不割包皮你的人生也能一样精彩
You're gonna get through life just fine without being circumcised.
我有钱
No, I have the money.
就是得先挖出我的小金库
I just need to dig up my rainy day fund.
今天下午能手术吗
Can you fit me in this afternoon?
你把我们家的账本也给她看了
You asked her to go through our checkbook and bills?
她昨天那么快就把酒吧的账算平了
She figured out my screw-up with the Alibi books so fast yesterday,
我就想着顺便也屡屡我们家的账吧
I figured she should look at our home finances too.
-她真的是什么都厉害 -是啊
- She does so many things well. - Yeah.
我本以为我俩床上功夫够厉害了
I mean, I thought we were good in the sack,
可她就像是情♥色♥界的迈克尔·乔丹
but she's like the Michael Jordan of erotic stimuli.
毕竟她曾当过妓♥女♥
She is an experienced sex worker.
就好像她有三只手六条舌头
It's like she has three hands and six tongues.
她昨晚亮出的那招
That thing she was doing last night?
可不她好像一边做还一边发短♥信♥
I know, and I think she was texting at the same time.
家庭会议今晚
Family meeting. Tonight.
家庭会议
Family meeting?
现在我们是用这个词代替"做♥爱♥"了吗
What, is that what we're calling sex now?
宝宝真可爱
What a beautiful baby.
是啊很可爱吧
Ah, yeah, she is, isn't she?
-她叫什么 -弗兰妮
- What's her name? - Franny.
但愿弗兰妮知道自己有多幸运
Well, I hope Franny knows how lucky she is
能拥有如此出色的母亲
to have such a wonderful mother.
我不就是想当个好父亲
I was being a good father.
伟大的父亲
A great father.
揭穿要毁我女儿人生的骗子的伎俩
Exposing a liar who was gonna ruin his daughter's life.
但她却将父亲如丧家犬般对待
And she treats him like a pariah?
人们都不想听真♥相♥
People won't hear the truth.
都讨厌戳穿真♥相♥的人
They hate you for it.
我的错
It's my fault.
谢了
Thanks.
以前我对他们太慈爱
I was too easy on 'em.
现在他们个个都成了软蛋
And now... they're soft.
像温暖夏日宝宝拉的屎那样软
Soft as baby poop on a warm summer's day.
刚那一下真够冲脑
Wow, there go a couple of billion brain cells.
世界要搞死你
The world's gonna fuck ya.
而你也只能
All you can do?
任其蹂躏但绝不投降
Take it up the ass and soldier on.
谢谢你听我唠叨那么多
Hey, you're a pal for listening.
有个能聊天的朋友真好
It helps having a friend you can talk to.
真的吗
You sure?
你当真没看过电台司令的演唱会吗
If you've never seen Radiohead in concert,
现场表演精彩绝伦
it's pretty fantastic.
谢谢告知可我还得上班
Ah, thanks, but I gotta work.
也许可以找别人顶你
Maybe you could get somebody to cover for you.
不用了谢谢你的好意
Really, I appreciate it.
我有男朋友了
But I got a boyfriend.
你有新男朋友了
You got a new boyfriend?
没有你不搞教授了
Uh, no. You're off the professors,
我也不搞男人了
I'm off the men.
真的吗
Really?
没什么好惊讶的
Don't sound so surprised.
只是你从来没单身那么久
Oh, it's just you've never stayed single long.
去你的
Fuck off.
这是历史性的事实
What, it's an historical fact.
不找了我不再搞男人了
Well, no more. I'm done with men.
女人呢
Uh, women?
不搞
No.
我不谈恋爱了
Relationships in general.
我的直觉太差
My instincts suck.
完全监测不到渣男
No shithead radar.
要直接戒掉吗
Just going cold turkey?
你戒了酒不也挺好的吗
Worked for you, didn't it?
快下班了吗
Yo, you done working soon?
奥尔加帮忙接个电♥话♥
Hi. Hey, Olga, can you get that?
-好的 -伊恩来啦
- Yeah. - Hi, Ian.
大姐好
Hi, big sis.
我需要你帮我个忙
I need your help with something.
-后厨忙完了就走吧 -好嘞
- You can go soon as you finish up in the back. - Sweet.
坎迪要迟到几小时
Candy's gonna be a couple of hours late.
说是痛风很厉害
Her gout is acting up.
完了
Oh, crap.
你能不能帮忙...
Is there any way that you can...
不行抱歉
No, sorry.
梅琳达坎迪要迟到...
Melinda, Candy's gonna be...
绝对不行
Not a chance.
尤妮斯
Eunice?
进程怎么样了
How's it goin' down there?
快结束了
Almost done.
很好
Great.
我完全没感觉
I can't feel a thing.
别担心
Don't worry.
很快就会有了
You will soon.
我♥操♥
Fuck.
凯文来开家庭会议
Kevin, family meeting!
来了
Coming!
准备的时间久了点
Took a little longer to get ready!
凯文
Kevin!
我准备好来开会了
Ready for our family meeting.
我们是要讨论家庭经济状况
This is about family finances.
斯维特拉娜比对了酒吧收入和家庭支出
Svetlana's been going over our bills and income from the bar.
坐下
Sit.
快点
Sit!
我们得提高总收入
We need to increase our revenues
提升损益比例
and improve our P&L immediately.
你们没有人寿保险
You have no life insurance,
养老保险大学基金没有资产负债表
401ks, 529s, you have no balance sheet,
对收入和资金流没有任何预测
no income or cash flow forecast.
我们的毛收益率糟透了
Our yield on gross revenues are shit.
等下...
I'm sorry, ar...
我们真的不是要嘿♥咻♥吗
are we seriously not gonna have sex?
因为我好像吃了颗伟哥
'Cause I kinda took a Viagra.
这事太蠢了
This is fucking stupid.
同意
Yeah.
那你为什么不直接跟他一起去
Why didn't you just go to the dinner with him,
见见这位德尼丝
meet this Denise?
我不希望他觉得我不信任他
I didn't want him to know that I don't trust him.
但你确实不信任他啊
Yeah, but you don't trust him.
可我不希望他知道我不信任他
I don't want him to know that I don't trust him.
好了他要下车了
All right, he's gonna get off.
好吧
All right.