无耻家庭

Shameless S08E12

Part 4 Jan. 7, 2020, 10:49 a.m.

她喜欢吃人肉
She has the taste for human flesh.
我们该给她吃几片安定
How many Valium are we supposed to give her?
你们穿的这是什么玩意
What the hell are you wearing?
你碾碎几片了
How many of them have you already crushed up?
大概四片也可能五片
Uh, four, maybe? Five, I think.
好吧再加两片
All right, add two for good measure.
她为什么会在这里
What the hell is she doing here?
斯维特拉娜的朋友弗雷拉尼娅
Svetlana's friend Freelania
要嫁给一个超有钱的老爷子
is supposed to marry this super rich old guy,
但是斯维特拉娜要嫁给他
but Svetlana's gonna marry him instead.
所以我们要给她妈妈下药让她看不出来
So we're gonna drug the mother so she doesn't realize
要嫁人的是斯维特拉娜而不是弗雷拉尼娅
that it's Svetlana marrying him, not Freelania.
我们觉得这主意不怎么样但还是要接着干
We don't think it's a good plan but we're gonna go along
希望我们不会因为绑♥架♥而被捕
and just hope that we don't get arrested for kidnapping.
说实话你刚说的我一个字都没听懂
I honestly don't understand a single word you just said.
让您久等了
Here we are.
伏特加
Vodka.
我知道是伏特加你这大♥波♥黑婊
我女儿在哪呢
伏特加
Vodka.
老太太挺能喝啊
Old gal can really hold her hooch, huh?
你干什么去了
Where have you been?
我出去给你买♥♥了这些花
Oh, uh...I went out and got you these.
-花 -庆祝我们的周年纪念日
- Flowers? - For our anniversary.
没到周年呢
No it's not.
-两个月纪念日 -不是
- Two months? - No.
确定吗
You sure?
我们现在认识了一个月零18天
We met one month, eighteen days,
6小时12分
six hours and twelve minutes ago.
这...
Oh. Well...
我一早醒来的时候想着你就给你买♥♥了花
I woke up thinking about you so I got you these.
你真好
How sweet.
我也要给你一个小惊喜
You know, I've got a little surprise for you too.
你爱我吗
Do you love me?
当然
Yes, of course.
-有多爱我 -超级爱
- How much? - A lot.
你干什么呢
Ow, what the hell?
你以为我有多蠢卡尔
How stupid do you think I am, Carl?
-别这样卡斯蒂 -陆海军军需用品店
- Come on, Kassidi. - The army-navy surplus store?
你跟踪我
You followed me?
手♥机♥有定位卡尔
"Find my Phone," Carl!
我必须回去
I have to go back!
我们排的人还指望着我呢
My men in my platoon are counting on me!
不不
No, no!
我现在就能给你六万都不用看♥房♥♥产
I'll give you 60 grand for it, right now, sight unseen.
我可是投进去了八万多
I have over 80 in it.
没错但我会接着还贷款
Yeah, but I'll take over the mortgage,
你可以拿好现金直接走
and you can pocket that cash and just walk away.
我的预期是九万
I was hoping for 90.
-五万 -五万
- 50. - 50?
四万
40.
天哪我打给你是想问你有没有
Jesus, I called to see if you'd be interested
兴趣买♥♥我的楼不是让你来占我便宜的
in buying my building, not to get bent over a fence.
这是廉价急卖♥♥
Well, it's a distressed sale.
三万
30.
两万
20.
-一万 -这样吧
- 10. - You know what?
去你♥妈♥的♥
Go fuck yourself.
好样的
Good girl.
什么
What?
坐下
Sit down.
来坐下
Come on, sit down.
别犯傻了
You don't wanna sell.
整个社区都在快速发展
The whole neighborhood's on the way up.
没几年你就能发大财
You're gonna make a killing in a couple years.
他们起诉我赔600万
They're suing me for 6 million.
总有一些底层的懒鬼无赖
There's always some lazy bastard staring up at you
会眼红盯着你
from down in the shit.
那我该怎么办
So what do I do?
你给他们出个最终价
Well, you make them a final offer
既不会让你破产
that doesn't kill you and that they think
又让他们觉得中了大奖
is a winning lottery ticket.
大概多少呢
Like how much?
五千一万
Five grand. Ten.
请等我一下
Can you excuse me a minute?
有什么消息吗
Anything?
没有他没有回我电♥话♥ 你呢
No, he hasn't called me back. You?
你看那个短片了吗
You seen the clip?
已经有三万次浏览了
It's already got, like, 30,000 views.
我的上帝是个女同性恋
My God is a dyke.
-我的上帝是变性人 -他看上去疯了
- My God is trans... - He looks fuckin' nuts.
吸毒者婊♥子♥
A junkie...A whore!
标题是什么
What does that say?
耶稣"基"督说出真理
"Gay Jesus speaks the truth."
他是不是没吃药
Is he off his meds?
我怎么知道
How the hell would I know?
见鬼
Shit.
我去了趟中心特雷弗让大家
I went by the center and Trevor's had people
到外面找了他一整天
out looking for him all day.
我得回我的楼里
I gotta go back to my building.
赶走那些无赖没有
Kicked out those deadbeats yet?
没福特帮我看了一天房♥子
No, Ford's been watching my building all day.
-不不查理 -我还要说多少遍
- No, no, Charlie! - How many more times
对不起
can I say I'm sorry?
你能
Can you...?
我要说多少次不
How many times do I have to say no?
伙计们
Yo, guys!
我他妈说过不了查理
I said fucking no, Charlie.
约书亚是他的哥哥
Joshua is his brother.
一半血缘的哥哥
Half-brother!
那又怎么样呢
What does that matter?
好卢卡斯想要见他
Okay, Lucas wants to meet him
我说了可以
and I said he could.
-你一直在跟卢卡斯说话 -他是我儿子
- You've been talking to Lucas? - He's my son.
我随时随地可以打电♥话♥给我儿子
I can call my son any goddamn--
-操♥你♥妈♥ -操
- Fuck you! - Shit.
你不能想打给他就打给他
You can't call him any time you want,
-因为他 -你♥他♥妈♥冷静点
- because he's fucking-- - Calm the fuck down!
冷静
Calm!
-混♥蛋♥ -你♥他♥妈♥疯了
- Asshole! - You're fucking crazy!
-你才疯了 -快停下
- You're crazy! - Just stop it! Hey!
会有人报♥警♥的好吗
Someone's gonna call the cops, all right?
-你俩都是 -他也是我儿子
- Both of you. - He's my kid too!
-操♥你♥妈♥ -操♥你♥妈♥
- Fuck you! - Fuck you!
闭嘴闭嘴
Stop! Stop!
查理你先走行吗
Charlie! Go, all right?
没错去找你的婊♥子♥去吧
Yeah, go back to your whore.
让她再给你生个贱种出来
Have her pop out another fucking baby for you.
随你怎么说
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
操
Fuck it.
-嗨 -别烦我
- Hey. - No.
小凯能上来一下吗
Kev! Can you come up for a sec?
弗雷拉尼娅好像会巫术
Hey, Freelania is crazy powerful.
刚刚在下面对我施展绝地武士的心灵操控术
She's using some Jedi mind trick voodoo shit on me down there.
我♥操♥
Holy shit.
-你看起来 -很漂亮对吧
- You look... - Incredible, right?
你也得试一下你的礼服
You need to try on your tux.
我还得穿礼服
I have to wear a tux?
你要把新娘交到新郎手里
You are giving away the bride.
-我 -对我没有父亲
- I am? - Yeah, I have no father.
所以你来
So you do it.