无耻家庭

Shameless S08E09

Part 5 Jan. 7, 2020, 10:48 a.m.

塞拉的男人把另外某个女人的肚子搞大了
Um, Sierra's dude got some other girl pregnant.
我去
Oh, shit.
她知道吗
She know?
不知道
No, no.
我没告诉她这件事但我不想
I'm trying not to feel like a douchebag
觉得自己是个混♥蛋♥
for not having told her.
不得让他亲口告诉她
No, no. Let her find out from him.
-好 -也问你个问题
- Okay. - Question.
如果我在Patsy之家有盈利
If I'm making a profit here at Patsy's
而且公♥寓♥楼的租户也够多
and I have enough tenants in my apartment building,
你觉得我能不能空出来一间公♥寓♥自己住
you think I can spare one apartment for myself?
你要搬出去
You moving out?
我在考虑
I was thinking about it.
还不知道我能不能负担得起
Can't decide if I can afford it.
至少你负担不起也不会被赶出去
Well, at least you know you won't get evicted.
小黛
Hi, Debs.
塞拉我能来杯可乐吗
Hey, Sierra, can I get a Coke?
谢谢托托
Thanks. Toto.
托托
Toto.
小黛你的狗在骚扰我店里的顾客
Debs, your dog is harassing my customers.
他觉得自己在做本职工作菲奥娜
Think he's doing his job, Fiona.
我觉得它可能是条缉毒犬
Think he may be a drug dog.
听着换条短绳牵它或者把它栓到外面
Look, keep Toto on a short leash or tie him up outside.
好吧过来
Okay. Come.
亲爱的我收到短♥信♥了什么情况
Hey, babe. I got your text. What's the sitch?
他好可爱
Oh, he's so cute.
你的理发店还是总有人嗑药吗
Your salon still full of stoners?
嗯都是我的老主顾
Yeah, my most loyal customers.
怎么了
Why?
我应该有个便宜货源
Think I may have a cheap supplier
专供大♥麻♥
who specializes in weed.
你身上有货吗
You got product on you?
要想明天前弄到300块得卖♥♥出去多少
How much do we need to sell to make 300 bucks by tomorrow?
15小袋呗每袋20美元
About 15 dub sacks.
我可以卖♥♥出去
I can unload it.
是谁给你供的货
Who's your supplier?
他的代号♥是"托托"
He goes by the street name "Toto."
帮我弄马鞍
Help me with the saddle.
我不要偷马
I'm not stealing a horse.
骑警会紧追不舍的
The Mounties are gonna be on our tails.
你想被抓吗
You wanna get caught?
我根本不会骑马
I don't know the first thing about riding a horse.
跟骑骆驼没什么区别
It's no different than riding a camel.
我没骑过骆驼混♥蛋♥
I've never rid a camel, asshole!
你们在对派珀做什么
What are you doing with Piper?
你好可爱呀
Aren't you cute?
你叫什么名字
What's your name?
我叫詹妮那是我的马
Jeni. That's my horse.
我...我们知道这看上去不太对詹妮
I-I--we-we know how this must look, Jeni.
但我们现在走投无路了
Uh, but we're sort of in a desperate way.
你介不介意我们借用一下派珀再把她送回来
Would you mind if we borrowed Piper and then send her back?
爸
Dad!
-不不别喊小宝贝 -我的天
- No, no, no, no, honey. - Jesus Christ.
-别这样 -爸
- Don't do that. - Dad!
别叫我们不会伤害你的
No, we're not gonna hurt you.
爸爸救命
Dad! Help!
你刚打晕了一个小女孩
You just punched a little girl!
好吧那是个意外
Okay, that w-- that was an accident.
我只是想轻轻拍她一下
I was going more for a soft tap.
你太小只了
You're so tiny.
我的天
Oh, my God.
我们赶快离开这别套马鞍了
Let's get the fuck out of here, bareback.
-你靠太近了 -知道了
- You're too close. - Okay!
我只是不你可以搂着我的腰
I--ju--no, you can put your arms around my waist.
那太怪了真的很诡异
That's weird. That's really weird.
我的天你太他妈紧张了
My God, you're so fucking uptight.
我要滑下去了我要滑下去了
I'm slipping. I'm slipping.
-你最好坚持住 -好的
- Well, you better hold on. - Okay. All right.
-慢一点慢一点 -不我们得加快
- Slow down. Slow down. - No, we gotta go faster.
天哪你呼的气都喷到我脸上了
God, you're breathing right in my face.
对不起坚持住
I'm sorry. Hold on.
我的天派珀派珀
Jesus Christ! Piper. Piper.
我的膝盖
My knee!
我的天
Jesus Christ! Ah!
然后牧师觉得
And then Pastor's like,
"妮娜愿意把生命献给基♥督♥并谴责撒旦"
"Nina's ready to give her life to Christ and rebuke Satan."
而我在想
And I'm just like...
"完了
"Shit.
意思是我不能和女孩做♥爱♥了吗
Does this mean I can't still fuck girls?"
他们告诉你这些糟糕的想法耶稣都有过
They tell you that Jesus had all these messed-up ideas,
但事实上
but the truth is that you...
和女孩做♥爱♥正是耶稣希望你去做的
fucking girls is exactly what Jesus wants you to do,
因为那是爱耶稣就是爱
because that's love and... Jesus is love.
再说了大多数混♥蛋♥都是深柜
You know, most of the assholes are closeted gays anyway.
他们希望能像你一样自♥由♥
They wish they were as free as you.
阿门
Amen.
所以我们为什么要阻止别人
So why should we stop anybody
成为上帝创造他们的样子
from being exactly who God created us to be?
我们就是上帝创造力的鲜活例子耶稣之爱
We are living examples of God's creation, Jesus' love.
男孩亲吻男孩是耶稣之爱
Boys kissing boys is Jesus' love.
女孩亲吻女孩耶稣之爱
Girls kissing girls... Jesus' love.
告诉你的教会这才是耶稣之爱
So you tell your church "Amen" to that.
-阿门 -好
- Amen. - All right.
-你好 -你好
- Hi. - Hey.
-这地方不错 -是的
- Cool spot. - Yeah.
我跟大家介绍一下你
Let me, uh, introduce you to the crew.
-这是凌美娜塔莎 -你好
- This is Mei Ling, Natasha. - Hi.
印第奥玛丽娜苏菲特瑞莎
Indio, Marlina, Sophie, Trisha,
还有何塞
and Jose.
-你好 -各位这是菲奥娜
- Hi. - Everybody, this is Fiona.
大家好你们的名字我一个都没记住
Hi. Not gonna remember any of that.
很高兴认识大家
Nice to meet ya.
你是怎么认识福特的
So how do you know Ford?
他之前在我的公♥寓♥楼帮忙
Uh, he helped me with some stuff at my apartment building.
你们呢
How about you guys?
我们在尼泊尔遇到的
We met in Nepal,
那时候他在给美♥联♥社♥拍照片
when he was doing photography for Associated Press.
尼泊尔
Nepal?
福特手很巧
Ford is incredible with his hands.
我和他同居的时候把我们家改造一新
Renovated our home when he and I lived together.
很久以前了
Long time ago.
好了菲奥娜你跟美和印第奥一队
Okay, Fiona, you're on Mei and Indio's team.
娜塔莎到这来你跟我和何塞一队
Natasha, get up here. You're with me and Jose.
-开始吧 -好
- Let's go. - Okay.
这不是
This isn't, like, a...
什么联赛吧
like, a league or anything, is it?
不就是玩玩的
No, it's just for fun.
我最高只打过225分
I mean, I only bowl a 225.
你平均多少分
What's your average?
我不知道
I have no idea.
-棒 -漂亮
- Yes! - Beautiful!
-好球 -好吧
- Beautiful! - All right.
斯特维拉娜盯着笔记本一天了
Svetlana's been on that laptop all day.
我觉得有问题
I don't trust it.
觉得她在策划复仇
Think she's plotting revenge?
毕竟她处理掉了她的丈夫兼父亲
This is the same chick who offed her husband/father
连尸体都没人找到过
and no one's ever found the body.
申请抽根烟休息一下先生鲍尔
Permission to take cigarette break, Sir...Ball?
批准了
Permission granted.
她会杀了我们的
She gonna kill us.