无耻家庭
Shameless S08E09
Part 1
Jan. 7, 2020, 10:48 a.m.
我和死人一起住在高速公路底下
I'm living under a highway with a dead guy,
都没有错过《无♥耻♥家庭》
and I didn't miss Shameless last week.
整理好你的狗屎生活 老兄
Get your shit together, man.
我很感谢你今天的帮助
I appreciated all your help today,
但我没求你帮我
but I didn't ask for it.
我很久以前就选择了酒
I chose booze a long time ago.
你不喜欢你所看到的 就别看
You don't like what you see, don't look.
收一点小钱 我带你们全家过去
For a small fee, I'll get you and your family across.
弗兰克 你要去加拿大的话
Hey, Frank, if you're going to Canada,
能不能顺便帮我带点胰岛素回来
can you bring me back some Canadian insulin?
要比这里便宜一半呢
It's 50 percent cheaper up there.
这是什么烂玩意
The fuck is this?
你要把这个
This is a piece of shit
"烂玩意"修成"好玩意"
that you're gonna turn into not a piece of shit.
这不是你想的那样
This isn't what it looks like.
什么样 是你又把一个妹子的肚子搞大了
What, like you got some other girl pregnant?
这是在我和塞拉分开的时候发生的
It happened when Sierra and I weren't together.
塞拉知道吗
Sierra know?
我还没找到机会告诉她
I haven't had a chance to tell her yet.
整整九个月都找不到机会说吗
It looks like you've had nine months to tell her.
你是同性恋吗 伊恩
Are you a homosexual, Ian?
没错 我是
Indeed, I am.
你愿意走向圣坛
Would you like to come up to the altar
让耶稣重回你的生活吗
and bring Jesus back into your life?
耶稣已经在我生活里了
I already got Jesus in my life.
你们这些同性恋有受不了这些狗屁
Any of you queers sick of this bullshit
想离开这里的吗
and want to get out of here?
你刚才太棒了
You were awesome.
你刚才收拾了那个牧师
Going at it with that pastor.
油管是看到的
It's on YouTube.
已经有一千多点击量了
It already got, like, 1,000 hits.
爱尔兰人福特吗
I-Irish Ford?
是的
Yes.
他是孩子他爸
He's the father?
-没错 -两个孩子都是他的
- Yeah. - Yeah, for both of us.
我们的孩子以后
And our kids are gonna look...
就长那样
...just like that.
那也是福特的孩子吗
Is that--that's one of Ford's?
嗯
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
-五个孩子 -是的
- Five kids, huh? - Yeah.
情况有点失控了
It's getting a little out of hand.
瞧瞧谁才是复杂的那个人
Now who's complicated?
无♥耻♥家庭
第八季 第九集
这棵树上应该有根丝带才对
There's usually a ribbon on this tree.
那边走
That way.
你知道我们该往哪儿走吗
Do you know where you're going?
知道 直走再左转
Uh, straight and to the left.
但我觉得我们好像曾经过那棵树了
But I think we passed that tree before.
我们现在到加拿大没有
Are we even in Canada yet?
闭嘴
Shut up.
马上要到了 走吧
Just a little bit further. Here we go.
蹲下
Get down!
卧♥槽♥
Oh, fuck.
终止行动
Operation Abort.
重复一遍 终止行动
I repeat, Operation Abort!
老天啊
Oh, my God.
往北走 往北走
Just go north. Go north.
-什么 -继续往北走
- Wha-- - Just keep going north.
-不行 -没事的
- I can't-- - Everything will be fine.
往北走
Go north.
-那边我一个人都看不到 -往...
- I can't see anybody out there. - Go fucking--
我不知道是谁
I don't know who it is.
这里空间不够 好吗
There's not enough room, okay?
去另外找棵树吧
Go find another tree.
老天爷 你简直是个噩梦
Jesus Christ, you're like a bad dream.
我不知道是谁
I don't know who it is.
你看到什么人了吗
Do you see anybody?
-没 我没看到 -你们好
- No, I don't see-- - Hello.
走错方向了 二位
Wrong side of the border, boys, eh?
我♥操♥
Oh, fuck.
你们做的标记在这儿呢
Think we found your hiking trail.
我靠 现在几点了
Oh, shit. What time is it?
还早
It's still early.
对不起 我没想在这过夜的
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sleep over.
没事
No worries.
毕竟我的魅力难以抗拒
I'm sort of hard to resist.
是的
Yeah, well,
拥护性别异教♥徒♥
standing up for gender nonconformists
的确让你魅力四射
kind of makes you irresistible.
我现在就可以
Oh, well, I can quote
引述几句被曲解的圣经
some misinterpreted Bible verses right now
如果那能让你射
if it'll get you off.
我该走了
I should go.
这样...
This is...
还挺好的
it's kind of nice,
我们又在一起了
like, us being a thing again,
对吗
right?
我可没这么说
Jury's still out.
臭傻子
Fucker.
越来越坚强了啊 加拉格
You're getting tougher, Gallagher.
一次都没哭
You didn't cry once.
我觉得我的疼痛阈值上升了
Yeah, I think my, uh, pain threshold is improving.
想一起去吃早餐吗
You, uh, wanna grab breakfast?
我得回家了 我侄女要被送来
Gotta get to the crib. My niece is getting dropped off.
你还有个侄女
Oh, you got a niece?
我姐姐的孩子 小詹
My sister's kid. Xan.
你还有个姐姐
Oh, you got a sister?
同父异母
Half sister.
我那傻♥逼♥爸爸和一个不怎么认识的骚货生的
My shithead dad's kid with some skank he barely knew.
她进进出出了戒毒所无数次
She's been in and out of rehab, like, 100 times.
我有时候会照看她的孩子
I look after her kid sometimes.
我觉得你在这过夜很好
Hey, it was cool having you stay over.
你再这么矫情我就把膝盖塞你喉咙里去
You get soft on me and I'll bury my knee into your throat.
好吧
Okay.
菲奥娜 你的狗一晚上都在吠
Fiona, your dog's been barking all fuckin' night.
不是拉斯提 昨晚他和我一起睡在公♥寓♥里
Wasn't Rusty. He was with me at the apartment.
这是我们第一次一起做拉面的地方
This is where we first made ramen noodles together.
这纪录片是在搞什么鬼
What's with the...documentary?
我在给我家宝宝做一个视频集
Oh, I'm making a video scrapbook for my boo
好让他离开我后有个念想
before he goes AWOL on me.
我过几周就要回学院了
Kassidi's having some separation anxiety with me leaving
卡斯蒂有点分离焦虑症
to go back to the academy in a couple weeks.
她想确保我记得
She wants to make sure I remember
在家里能得到的好
the goods I got back at home.
这是你第一次给我口的地方
This is where you first went down on me.
她真是对我痴迷
She's crazy about me.
这里都快成他妈的速8酒店了
Place is turning into the fuckin' Super 8.
没错 所以我才住在自己楼里
Yeah, that's why I've been sleeping at my building.
你还没把那间公♥寓♥租出去吗
What, you haven't rented that apartment yet?
会租出去的 只是...
No, I will. Just...
现在这里住了太多人
too many folks crashing here right now.
是谁又养了条狗吗
Hey, we get another dog?
是托托 绑在房♥外头
That's Toto. He's tied up outside.
托托又是什么
The fuck's a Toto?
街上那对嬉皮士夫妇养的
Belongs to the hipster couple up the street.
我找了个看狗的活儿
Got a job dog sitting.
感觉101条斑点狗都住在这了
Like 101 Dalmatians up in here.
托托听上去很生气啊 小黛
Yeah, Toto sounds pissed, Debs.
他有时候是喜欢乱吠 我也不知道为什么
Yeah, he gets barky sometimes. I can't figure out why.
不过那对夫妇一天给40块
But they pay 40 bucks a day,
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