无耻家庭

Shameless S08E09

Part 8 Jan. 7, 2020, 10:48 a.m.

你一定要帮我
You gotta help me.
不为我也为卢卡斯
If not for me, for Lucas,
因为我真的很爱那个孩子
'cause I fucking love that kid.
而他...
And he...
他需要一个爸爸
He needs a dad.
拜托了哥们就...
Please, dude, just...
就跟她谈谈
just--just talk to her.
你对那女人说的话很贴心
That was a nice thing you said to that woman.
你之前是在耍我吗
Were you just stringing me along earlier?
什么
What?
保龄球那事
The bowling thing?
不是我只是想大家一起聚聚
No, I thought it'd be fun to hang out.
听着你要是不喜欢我直说就行了
Look, if-if you're not into me, you just need to say so,
但别邀我去见你的前任们
but don't invite me to meet all your exes
然后又全程无视我
and then ignore me the whole time.
我们不是高中生了直接一点
We're not in high school. Just be up front.
你在我们交往前就给我下最后通牒吗
You giving me ultimatums before we're even dating?
没错
Yeah. I am.
还有我不是什么混乱复杂的女人
Also, I'm not some messy, complicated chick
和一群疯狂的家人住在一起
who's stuck in a house with a crazy family.
我有目标和计划
I've got goals and plans.
谁能跟老娘在一起就要烧高香了
And I'm an amazing fuckin' catch.
哪一枚是"拜托别再威胁要自杀了"
What says "Please stop threatening to kill yourself"?
水钻手镯我四岁的孩子手工粘的钻
Rhinestone bracelet. My four-year-old bedazzled it.
选得好不过听起来
Excellent choice, but sounds like
你真正需要的是承诺戒指
you're looking for more of a promise ring?
承诺戒指是什么玩意
What's a promise ring?
许下承诺但又留了后路
Like, commitment with an exit route.
我有枚蓝宝石的
Got a red sapphire.
或者这个立方氧化锆
Or this, cubic zirconia.
看起来像真家伙
Looks like the real thing.
来自瘦冰山的珠宝收藏
From the jewelry collection of Iceberg Slim.
他是本地拉皮条的几百块
Local pimp. Hundred bucks.
我还约了别的客户你决定了没有
Look, I gotta meet another client, so what's it gonna be?
我会选皮条客那枚
I'd go with the pimp.
以耶稣之名
In the name of Jesus,
上帝唯一的儿子
the Lord's only begotten son...
我将魔鬼的同性恋
...I rebuke the devil's homosexuality
从你身体和灵魂中驱赶出来
from your body and your soul.
你本来就纯洁神圣
You are pure and holy just as you are.
你同性恋的身体是恩赐不是罪
Your gay body is a blessing, not a sin.
-没错 -别先生
-Yeah! - No, sir.
别先生今天不行
No, sir. Not today.
这里不是你传递讯息的地方
This is not the place for your message.
我爱的讯息吗
Oh, my message of love?
教堂不是这种地方吗
A church isn't a place for that?
这里不欢迎你孩子
You are not welcome here, son.
-接待员 -不欢迎我
- Ushers! - I'm not welcome?
我还以为神的圣殿欢迎所有人呢
I thought everyone was welcome in the house of God.
淡定哥们别紧张
Easy, come on, fellas. Take it easy.
你打断神的话语这里就不欢迎你
Not when you're disrupting God's word!
那好吧你阻止不了伸张正义的运动
All right, well, you can't stop the movement for justice.
这事儿还没完
This isn't over!
小子别听这些混♥蛋♥的话知道吗
All right. Hey, kid, don't listen to these pricks, okay?
你不会有事的我们会回来的
You're gonna be okay. We're coming back!
帮我注册第二学期谢谢
Sign me for second semester, please.
看到你回来了真让人欣慰
Oh, it's good to see you made it back.
好的
Okay.
别问了
Don't ask.
我知道...
Look, I-I know
你经历了许多烦心事
you've been through a lot.
这些都跟我无关不过...
And it's not really any of my business, but, um...
查理真的很爱你
...Charlie's crazy about you.
你知道吗那家伙
You know, I mean, the dude,
他死缠着我不放
he won't leave me alone
要你再给他一次机会
until you give him another shot.
我能理解
I mean, I-I get it.
像你这样的女孩
You know, you-you're not the kind of girl
谁都不想失去
somebody wants to lose.
爆菊是耶稣的爱
Butt bumping is Jesus' love!
桑加蒙第一浸信会教堂
干蹭是耶稣的爱
Dry humping is Jesus' love!
干蹭是耶稣的爱
Dry humping is Jesus' love!
干蹭是耶稣的爱
Dry humping is Jesus' love!
干蹭是耶稣的爱
Dry humping is Jesus' love!
吸逼是耶稣的爱
Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
吸逼是耶稣的爱
Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
吸逼是耶稣的爱
Carpet munching... is Jesus' love!
-吸逼是耶稣的爱 -够了
- Carpet munching is Jesus' love! - That's enough.
够了
That's enough!
我们有示♥威♥的权利
We have the right to demonstrate.
你们在亵渎上帝
You are blaspheming the Lord!
传播憎恶才是亵渎上帝
Preaching hate is blasphemy.
我不会允许你们
I will not allow you
毁掉这座教堂的良好风尚
to drag down the good morals of this church...
吸逼是耶稣的爱
Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
-滋长你们的变♥态♥信仰 -吸逼是耶稣的爱
- ...for your own sick beliefs. - Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
吸逼是耶稣的爱
Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
-请你们离开 -吸逼是耶稣的爱
- I'm telling you to leave. - Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
-爆菊是耶稣的爱 -请立刻离开这里
- Butt bumping is Jesus' love! - Leave the premises now!
-请离开... -干蹭是耶稣的爱
- Please, leave the-- - Dry humping is Jesus' love!
干蹭是耶稣的爱
Dry humping is Jesus' love!
舔乳是耶稣的爱
Nipple licking is Jesus' love!
舔乳是耶稣的爱
Nipple licking is Jesus' love!
舔乳是耶稣的爱
Nipple licking is Jesus' love!
舔乳是耶稣的爱
Nipple licking is Jesus' love...
退后
Hey, stand back.
大家都退后
Everybody, stand back.
看着我坚持住
Hey, look at me. Stay with me.
醒醒
Come on!
快点
Come on.
快醒醒快醒醒
Come on, come on. Wake up. Wake up.
天哪
Oh, my God.
他醒了
He's breathing.
感谢上帝
Thank God.
你要走了
You leaving?
对
Yeah, uh...
抱歉我也很想...
Look, I'm sorry. I wanna...
留下来陪着你
stay and be here with you.
但我该走了
I should go.
朋友们爱国者们盟友们
Friends, patriots, allies,
我穿过了炼狱的熊熊烈火
I have traveled through the depths of hell.
从马上摔下来一瘸一拐穿过树林
Fell from a horse, limped through the woods,
但是却被那些加拿大佬
just to have my final source of income
夺走了我最后一点收入来源
stripped away from me by the Canucks.
我回到了自动化的美国
I am returning to an automated America
在这里白人被机器人和中国人取代
where the white man is replaced by robots and Chinese.
我身无分文两手空空
I am penniless and empty-handed,
我唯一的安慰就是
and the only solace I have
与各位蓝领的兄弟姐妹
is sharing a lot of beers
一起喝几杯啤酒
with my blue-collar brothers and sisters.
谁买♥♥单
Who's buying?
你没买♥♥到我们的药物
So you don't have our meds?
这只是我说的一部分
That's one part of what I said.
也许你没听到我的艰辛之旅
Perhaps you missed the part about my hardship!
我给了你一百块弗兰克
I gave you 100 bucks, Frank!
弗兰克快抓住他老不死的
Frank--get him! You little shit!
弗兰克我♥操♥ 跑得还真快
Frank! God, he's fast.
这是你的大提琴
Is that your cello?
我在帮朋友护理重装
Refurbishing it for a friend.
是这样