外星居民（2021）

Resident Alien S02E03

Part 2 Feb. 22, 2022, 11:53 a.m.

这里有时会有一些完全不相关的
where sometimes bad things happen
坏事发生
that are totally unrelated.
科罗拉多州的最高峰
Some of the highest peaks in Colorado
就在佩西恩斯但你知道这里什么最低吗
are right here in Patience, but you know what's really low?
我们这里的死亡率
Our mortality rate.
我觉得你不应该说死亡率这个词
I don't think you should say "mortality."
- 不好吗 - 不好
- No? - No.
不好你说的对是有点太消极了
No good? You're right, it's a little too dark.
- 嗯 - 亚莉克莎
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah. Uh, Alexa?
死亡的近义词
What is another word for "mortality"?
同义词有断命
Synonyms for "mortality" meaning "death"
还有致命杀戮升♥天♥
include "fatality," "bloodshed," or "dying."
亚莉克莎住嘴
Alexa, stop.
要不这样吧
Uh, you know what?
干脆不提这个死亡主题
Let's just lose the whole, you know, death theme.
- 好 - 对积极一些
- Yeah. - Yeah. Keep it positive.
- 对轻松些 - 别太压抑
- Yeah, keep it light. - Keep it loose.
- 好 - 让我
- Yeah. - Okay, let me, uh--
让我试试这些
let me just try some of these.
来佩西恩斯吧
Come on down to Patience.
这里我们仍在使用电♥话♥亭
We still have a working phone booth.
有好的牙医
We have a pretty good dentist.
自从大♥麻♥在这里合法化后
Our meth hospitalizations have been way down
冰♥毒♥住院治疗率大大降低
since we legalized marijuana.
所以赶紧来佩西恩斯吧
So come to Patience
感受温暖纯洁的天伦之乐你在听吗
for some good, clean family fun, you hear?
哎呀
Oh! Oops
怎么会有那张照片
How'd that get in there?
我说啥来着亲爱的不要使用
See, honey, this is... this is why I said not to use
云端不安全
the cloud for these... it's not safe.
别这么紧张
Oh, don't be so uptight.
没有那么糟糕
What's the worst that happens, huh?
有人黑了我们的账户
Somebody hacks into our account
看到了我们的性♥虐♥视频，那有怎样呢
and sees pictures of our BDSM kink play?
- 什么是性♥虐♥视频 - 就是
- What's BDSM kink play? - It's--uh, it's--
- 是新游戏的名字吗 - 什么也不是
- Did we get a new game? - It's nothing.
什么也不是不是新游戏知道吗
It's nothing. No, we did not, okay?
去打扫你的房♥间我的表妹卡琳要来住一晚
Go clean your room--my cousin Carlyn's coming for the night.
我可以和你还有你的表妹一起完性♥虐♥游戏吗
Can I play kink play with you and your cousin?
不可以
No!
她要和我一起去远足
Uh, because she and I are going hiking.
快去打扫房♥间
You go clean your room.
建这个无线电需要多长时间
So how long will building this radio take?
- 我能帮忙吗 - 哈哈
- Can I help? - Ha! Ha!
你说呢刚出生的小猪能帮着做心脏手术吗
I don't know. Can a newborn pig help perform cardiac surgery?
好你最好想出一个别的比喻
All right, you might want to think of another metaphor
否则我把你推到车流中
before I push you into traffic.
我只是想要拯救人类
I'm just trying to save the human race here.
问题是我没有太多时间
My problem is I do not have a lot of time to build it,
而人类的科技力量又非常有限
and human technology is very limited.
我不知道该怎么和你说哈利
I don't know what to tell you, Harry.
格局打开
Get creative.
电影外星人可是动动嘴皮就搞定了
You know, E. T. used a freakin' Speak & Spell.
外星人是个蠢货
E. T. was an idiot.
很性感
Obviously, sexy.
非常有魅力
Very attractive...
但很蠢
but so dumb.
最起码没什么其他事情干扰我们了
Well, at least we have fewer distractions
毕竟你的罪行已经解决了
now that your criminal past is taken care of.
差一点解决
Almost taken care of.
- 现在解决了 - 你认真的吗
- Now it is taken care of. - Are you serious?
别把致死的毒素
Maybe don't throw a deadly toxin
扔在小孩可以接触到的地方啊
where any kid can just grab it.
你看那么多《法律与秩序》
Have you not watched enough "Law & Order" to know
不知道不能把证据丢在垃圾桶里吗
you don't just throw evidence into a trash can?
到底是谁蠢啊
Who's the idiot now?
还是电影外星人
Still E. T.
漂亮傻瓜
Beautiful moron.
干啥
What?
万德斯本格医生你在家太好了
Dr. Vanderspeigle, I am so glad you're home.
这是我表姐卡琳
This is my cousin Carlyn.
嗨抱歉
Hi. Sorry.
我们在外面徒步她被绊倒摔伤膝盖了
We were out hiking, and she tripped and cut her knee open.
- 希望你能帮忙 - 她要死了吗
- I was hoping you could help. - And she's dying?
不是简单处理就行
No. It just needs to be looked at.
我本来打算带她去镇里的
I was gonna take her into town,
但是斯莫伍德医生...
but Dr. Smallwood is...
苏珊·布朗因为手腕伤了去的
Susan Brown went in with a broken wrist
出来的时候脚踝上打着石膏
and came out with a cast on her ankle.
如果我整完了
If I fix it...
你们会离开吗
you'll leave?
是的
Yes.
这看起来像一个环形谐振器
This looks like a ring resonator.
你在造激光器吗
Are you... are you building a laser?
你是会说话的火腿吗
Are you a talking ham?
卡琳在新墨西哥矿业理工大学实验室工作
Carlyn works in a lab at New Mexico Tech.
- 她很聪明 - 我很惊讶
- She's one smart lady. - I'm impressed.
作为一个外行这个技术含量很高啊
For a layman, this is really quite advanced.
这是以软件为基础的
It is software-based
无线电遥测收发器技术
radio-telemetry-transceiver technology,
不过里面用来做扩散器的薯片袋
but the inside-out potato chip bag
老是融化
that I'm using as a diffuser keeps melting.
我从没遇见过哪个男的对无线电感兴趣
I've never known a guy who was into SDR
但长得却不像个巨魔
who wasn't also, like, you know, a troll.
巨魔住在桥底下
Trolls live under bridges.
我不是
I am not one of them.
她是说你很帅
It means she thinks you're handsome.
我确实有张帅气的脸庞
I have a handsome human face.
我的肤色和文艺复习的画里
And my skin tone is the same as a dead soldier
死去的士兵一样
in a Renaissance painting.
♪我只是在胡闹♪
I'm just messin' around
♪我只是在胡闹♪
I'm just messin' around, around
♪我只是在胡闹♪
I'm just messin' around
♪我很喜欢♪
Around, and I like it
不管你做什么别吃零食
Just, whatever you do, don't eat the snacks.
本尼凯特
Benny. Kate.
好久不见很久没一起碰见你俩了
Long time, no see... well, together anyway.
我倒是那天晚上近距离接触了你
I saw you up close and personal the other night.
什么晚上
What other night?
打牌啊
Poker.
怎么你以为我要说哪天晚上
Why? What night did you think I was talking about?
- 你好我是卡琳 - 嘿我是达茜
- Hi, I'm Carlyn. - Hey. D'arcy.
需要来点三明治吗
So can I get you guys some sliders?
放了一天和小圆面包为了掩饰放了一周的肉
Day-old buns help disguise the week-old meat.
我们喝点就好
We'll just... we'll stick to liquids.
我们想带卡琳转转镇子转完了
We just wanted to show Carlyn the town, and now we have.
就花了九分钟
It took about nine minutes.
如果你今晚在的话
If you're here tonight,
我朋友凯拉组织了一场姐妹酒局
my friend Kayla just called a GN59.
是个派对但有可能会坐牢哦
It's, like, a party but with a decent chance of prison time.
听着不错
Sounds fun.
是啊是啊
Yeah. Yeah.
我们当中如果有人压力大或者遇上什么破事
When anything stressful or shitty happens,
都会叫着来场姐妹酒局
anyone in our friend group can call a GN59.
你必须把丢掉一切
You have to drop everything
来场狂欢姐妹局
and go tits out on a huge girls' night.
很不错的你们也应该来
Yeah, it's really fun. You should come.
今晚不行我们约了晚饭
Can't tonight. We have dinner plans.
如果你能找来个酒保
But wouldn't mind ordering a few drinks, though,
我也可以喝几杯
if you can just find that bartender.