单亲

Single Parents S01E11

Part 4 Nov. 27, 2019, 11:46 a.m.

to jump in and stop this whole thing.
你们这些敏感的父母都喜欢这么做
That's what you sensitive parents tend to do.
好吧
Okay.
知道吗你想狗咬狗
You know what? You want dog-eat-dog?
行啊我再也不保护你的孩子了
You got it. I'm not protecting your kids anymore.
揍她们格雷厄姆
Hit 'em, Graham!
等下你要做什么
W-W-Wait. What are you doing?
按你的规则来
Playing by your rules.
这不就是你想要的吗丛林法则
This is what you want, right? Jungle law?
打倒她们格雷厄姆为妈妈报仇
Take 'em down, Graham! Avenge Mommy!
当心了我们可是
Heads up, we come from a long line
西西里街头斗士出身
of Sicilian street fighters.
我身体里流的可是D·阿玛托的血
I got D'Amato blood in my veins!
揍她们格雷厄姆
Hit 'em, Graham!
这一战是为了我的英雄我妈妈
This is for my hero: my mother!
等下住手好吗别动手
Okay, wait, wait! Stop! All right, no one fight, okay?
姑娘们格雷厄姆是你们的朋友
Girls, listen. Graham is your friend.
就算他爱发牢骚和古怪
And even though he's... whiny and weird
还自以为我没注意时
and picks his nose in the back seat of my car
在我的车后座挖鼻屎
when he thinks I'm not looking,
重点是他需要你们
the point is, he needs you, and...
你们也需要他
...you need him.
你在开玩笑对吗爸爸
You're joking, right, Dad?
就他
This guy?
道歉
Apologize.
这么做才是对
It's the right thing to do.
好吧很抱歉在你额头上写"屁"
Fine. Sorry for writing "Farts" on your head.
还有在你脸上画胡子
And for your 'stache.
接受道歉
I accept.
谢天谢地都结束了
Thank God it's over.
生气好累
Being angry is exhausting.
谢谢你道格拉斯
Thank you, Douglas.
很抱歉押了你女儿一整晚做人♥质♥
And I'm sorry for holding your girls hostage all night.
说实话我没给她们东西吃
I gotta be honest, I don't think I fed them.
接受道歉
Apology accepted.
好好
Good...good.
你有什么想对我说的吗
Do you have anything you want to say to me?
没有我不能说
Yeah, no. I can't do it.
不是吧伙计
Really, dude?
我可是格拉斯·福格蒂医生
I'm Dr. Douglas Fogerty.
自从1998年后就没有说过抱歉
I haven't said sorry since 1998.
我一直孑然一身也想尝尝孤独的滋味
I was alone and wanted to see how it would feel.
我并不喜欢
I didn't care for it.
不过我会以我自己的方式道歉
But I'll apologize in my own way.
相信我
Trust me.
天呐都怪我我得研究下我自己的梗
Oh, God. This is my fault. I gotta work on my banter.
-我觉得要怪米基 -什么
- I blame Miggy. ‭- What?!
你知道所有好的表演都是从发型开始的
You know every good performance starts with the hair.
可是你说要他"打扮成莱莎"的
Hey, you're the one that told him to "Liza it up."
没人知道那是谁
No one knows who that is!
-收回这句话 -我拒绝
- Ooh, take that back! - I will not.
朋友们这不怪你们好吗
My friends, it is none of your fault, okay?
我只是没有上电视的气质
I just...don't have the charisma to be on TV.
我是谁啊马里奥·洛佩兹吗
I mean, who did I think I was? Mario Lopez?
他跟我坐同一班去夏威夷的航♥班♥
He was on my flight to Hawaii.
经济舱
Coach.
威尔有些人都不知道自己的梦想职业是什么
Will, some people don't know what their dream job is.
你知道
You do.
这就是个开始凡事都有个过程
That's a start, and you have to start somewhere.
没错
Yeah, man.
你应该看看我的第一支运动鞋视频
You should've seen my first sneaker video.
只有鞋带的10秒特写
It was just a 10-second close-up of a shoelace.
但是那个特写成就了今天的我
But that close-up got me to where I am today.
你看我现在
I mean, look at me now.
过早失败经常失败失败乃成功之母
Fail early. Fail often. Fail forward.
这是威尔·史密斯的图享短视频里的一段话
I got that quote from Will Smith's Instagram story.
很励志
This is all very inspiring,
你也知道我有多爱威尔·史密斯
and you know how much I love Will Smith.
他太帅气了
He's a "Bad Boy."
但我觉得这不是...
But I just don't think it's --
行了都是很好的建议
Okay, guys, great advice all around.
但我和这个男人生活了七年
But I've lived with this man for seven years.
我知道应该怎么办
I think I know how to handle this.
爸家庭会议
Dad? Family meeting?
苏菲亲爱的请不要担心我
Sophie, honey, please do not worry about me.
我没事的
I am going to be fine.
再说了我上了宝贵的一课
Plus, I learned a valuable lesson.
-是什么 -不要好高骛远
- Which is? ‭- Stick to what I know.
这是为了我吗
Is it for my sake?
是我拖累你了吗
Have I been holding you back?
什么苏菲绝对不是
What? Sophie. No way.
什么也换不走我在家
I would not trade all these years at home with you
陪你的这些年
for anything in the world.
我放弃是因为我没有做
I'm giving up because I don't have what it takes
黄金时间气象员的潜质
to be a prime-time weather anchor.
我没有那么酷炫
I just... don't have the zazz.
我想今天下午去趟公园
I'm thinking of heading to the park later this afternoon.
你觉得我该穿哪双靴子
What boots do you think I should wear?
话题转得好突然
That was a very abrupt subject change.
-发生什么事了 -快告诉我
- What just happened? - ‭Indulge me.
如果你一定要去
Okay, well, if you're really going,
昨天下雨了
it rained yesterday,
所以那里肯定一片泥泞
so there's definitely gonna be mud.
穿厚底靴吧
So I'm thinking boots with a tread.
最好是橡胶靴
I'd say something rubber,
以防降雨再次发生
just in case that precipitation comes back.
我想最好穿风衣
And now I'm thinking windbreaker.
-带帽子的比如... -爸
- Something with a hood, like -- - ‭Dad.
你听到自己的话了吗
Are you hearing yourself?
当然我准备用戈尔特斯武装起来
Yeah, I was just about to ramp up on Gore-Tex
戈尔特斯一种防水防风的轻薄面料
冲进雨雾中
and go deep on dew.
没错因为你身为父亲
Right. Because your dad skills
每天都要做天气预报
include delivering a weather forecast every day.
为我
To me.
是啊我只想告诉你每天的情况
Well, yeah, but I just want you to know what you're in for.
我知道因为每天早上我挑靴子穿的时候
And I do. Because every morning when I'm picking out my boots,
你都会花15分钟介绍风速
you do a full 15 minutes on wind speeds,
湿度预计日落时间
humidity, what time I should expect the sunset.
这些本来都很无聊但你说出来就不会
And all that could be boring. But with you, it's not.
你说得诙谐幽默还有点怪怪的
You make it fun and interesting and weird.
为什么不在面试的时候这样说呢
Why don't you just do that in your audition?
不能直接做自己吗
Can't you just be you?
小趣闻自1990年6月的44度高温后
Fun fact, hasn't been this hot since June 1990
天气就没有这么热过
when temps soared to 112.
烫别碰
Hot. Tss! Do not touch.
就是这样保持凉爽[酷] 洛城观众
Uh, that's all for now. You stay cool, L.A.
威尔·库珀天气一手掌握
I'm Will Coop with your weather scoop.
播报结束
Back to you.
威尔你做到了我为你骄傲
Will, you did it. I'm so proud of you.
你真棒爸爸
You were great, Daddy.
热度十足
I felt that heat!
干得好
Good job!
高度赞扬头发怎么样
High praise. How was the hair?
很接近了就快好了
We're close. It's getting there.
刚才你讲得很好库珀
That was really nice work, Cooper.
谢谢特蕾西
Ah, thank you, Tracy.
谢谢你让我来当面试镜
Thank you so much for letting me come and do this in person.
是你硬闯进来我没什么办法
Well, you barged in, so I didn't really have a choice.
但我喜欢你的表现
‭But I liked what I saw.
没有团队我根本做不到
Well, I couldn't have done it without my team.