单亲

Single Parents S01E15

Part 2 Nov. 27, 2019, 11:46 a.m.

好的
Okay.
罗里你和我谈过我恋爱的事
Rory, you and I talked about me dating,
你说你不在意
and you said you were okay.
是的我只是不知道你们俩合不合适
I am. I just don't know if you two are compatible.
坐好了波比
So, uh, land your can, Poppy.
游戏时间到
It's game time.
什么叫"游戏时间"
What do you mean "Game time"?
"情景问答"
头脑与心灵的游戏
罗里·班克斯出品
欢迎来到
Welcome to...
"情景问答"
Scenarios!
好了
All right.
九个送到还有一个
Nine deliveries down, one to go.
谢谢你们
Thank you, guys.
我可以和欧文过情人节了
Now I can see Owen for Valentine's Day.
我可以和威尔过兄弟节了
Yeah, and now I can see Will for Palentine's Day.
还有威尔认识的
And also every other person Will knows
其他没事做的人
who didn't have something better to do.
好
Okay.
太棒了
That is good.
真有趣
Oh, that's funny.
稍等一下
Yeah, just give me one second.
安吉
Angie?
你在这里干什么
What are you doing here?
拜托
Hello!
我是来参加派对的
I'm...here for the party.
你不记得我回复过吗
You don't remember me RSVPing?
我不记得邀请过你
I don't remember inviting you.
要不
But I guess...
进来吧
come in?
和同学家长一起参加情人节派对
A couples Valentine's party with the parents from school?
算我一个
I'm in.
别客气
Make yourself at home.
你是这里唯一未婚的
you're the only unmarried person here.
希望你不介意
I hope that doesn't bother you.
不会不会
Oh, no, no.
这样我这个单身就可以和你们丈夫调情了
It just...frees me up to flirt with all your husbands.
杰瑞德亲爱的过来
Jared, honey, stay close.
食物怎么还没到
Where are the groceries?
亲爱的我说了别用"有求必应"
Oh, hon, I told you to stop using Beck+Call.
他们雇的都是贱民
They hire gutter people.
要不怎么会送外卖♥♥呢
I mean, there's a reason why they're delivering groceries.
对吧就好像
Right? It's just like...
为啥不挣大钱呢
why can't you just be rich?
没错
So true.
我要留个差评
I'm writing a scathing review.
让布兰妮45完蛋
I'm gonna bury Britney45.
不好意思我要...
Will you excuse me? I gotta --
-"未按时送达"怎么拼 -未按时送达
- Spell "Delinquent". - "Delinquent".
未按时
D-E-L-I-N...
安吉你怎么这么久
Angie, What's taking you so long?
你受到胁迫了吗如果是就点个披萨
Are you under duress? If so, order a pizza.
我不点披萨好吗
I'm not ordering a pizza, okay?
这是杰姬的家
This is Jackie's house!
我跟她说我是来参加她的破派对的
I told her that I came to her stupid party
因为我不想让她知道我在"有求必应"工作
'cause I didn't want her to know that I work for Beck+Call.
她给了我差评
She gave me a bad review.
零星
Zero stars?!
这个贱♥人♥毁了我
The bitch torched me!
就因为我把她的食物扔到了草丛里
Just because I threw her groceries in the bushes.
-什么 -你不懂
- You what? - You don't get it.
我需要黄金配送员的奖金
I need that Golden Cart money!
格雷厄姆的旅行就靠它了
Graham's trip depends on it.
-噢安吉 -别跟我"噢安吉"
- Aw, Ang... - don't "Aw, Ang" me!
快过来帮我偷她的手♥机♥
Just get in here and help me steal her phone
这样我就能改评价了
so I can rewrite the review.
我又得拯救安吉了
I gotta go bail Angie out of another jam.
所以呢你想让我像狗一样在车里等吗
So, what, you just want me to wait in the car, like a dog?
这应该是我们的夜晚
?This is supposed to be our night.
是啊
It is.
我觉得在兄弟节
Y-You know, I guess on Palentine's Day,
问问题是很自然的威尔
It's natural to ask the question, Will...
我们算什么
what are we?
好吧你想一起吗那来吧
Fine. You want to come? Come.
你是真的想要我一起还是说说而已
Do you really want me to come, or are you just saying that?
我真的想要你一起
I really want you to come.
好吧但我们不能空着手
Fine. But we can't go empty-handed.
我也邀请了你们吗
I invited you guys, too?
不能边喝酒边发电子请帖了
can't drink and Evite anymore.
天啊这是蔬菜色拉吗
Oh, my God, is that crudités?
我下单了但一直没送来
I ordered some that never came.
我们狂欢吧
let's party!
我应该担心吗
Should I be concerned?
我知道我应该穿西装过来
I-I knew I should've worn a suit.
在门口时我才想到这个
I-I second-guessed myself at the door.
不用这就是罗里的风格
No, no, It's just Rory being Rory.
他保护欲有点强还有点小题大做
He can be overprotective and a little dramatic.
你们的"情景问答"游戏分类
Your "Scenarios!" categories --
都是亲戚
"It's All Relatives",
浴袍和洗澡
"Robes & Baths",
三日周末
"Three-Day Weekends",
出城旅行
"Out On The Town",
和州首府
and "State Capitals".
2号♥参赛者
Contestant 2?
选"浴袍和洗澡"吧
let's do "Robes & Baths".
我妈妈给你放了洗澡水你要洗吗
"My mom draws you a bath. Do you take the bath?"
洗澡洗澡
Bath...bath...
我要洗澡吗
Do I take the bath?
不我觉得不要
No, I don't think I do.
-对了 -回答正确
- Yes. - Correct.
在此情景我妈妈放了洗澡水作为测试
In this scenario, my mom drew you a bath as a test
因为泡澡的男人很奇怪
because... Men who take baths are weird.
我要选"州首府"
Okay, um, I'll take "State Capitals".
俄勒冈州的首府是哪里
"What is the state capital of Oregon?"
这怎么能算情景
Okay, how is that a scenario?
-没关系塞勒姆对吗 -对
- Fine. Salem. Right? - Yeah.
瞧我们很快就能搞定
See? We'll be done in no time.
我试试"州首府"
I'll try "State Capitals".
选择题
Multiple choice!
你和我妈妈在堪萨斯州托皮卡参加婚礼
"You and my mom are in Topeka, Kansas, for a wedding.
你们刚刚发现婚礼是海滩主题
You've just learned that the theme is "The Beach",
你们俩都没有带适合的衣服
and neither of you have packed the proper clothes.
请问你是"A" 假装从没收到邀请
Do you "A" -- pretend that you never got the invitation,
"B" 买♥♥海滩服饰
"B" -- buy beach clothes,
"C" 故意把你们租来的车冲出马路
"C" -- purposefully drive your rental car off the road?"
-我选 -别着急伙计
- I'll go with -- - Hold your horses, cowboy.
选项一直到"N"呢
The answers go to "N".
"D" 大吵一架
"D" -- get into a fight.
这么着杰姬整晚都在看手♥机♥
So, here's the plan -- Jackie has been on her phone all night,
她一直图享网上直播这个派对
and she keeps Instagramming the party
还标了各种明星让大家以为明星也来了
and tagging famous people so everyone thinks they're here.
好像乔许·哈奈特真的会来这一样
Like Josh Hartnett would really come here.
总之等她放下手♥机♥
Anyway, when she puts it down,
你们去转移她的注意力我去偷手♥机♥
you distract her, and I'll grab it.
-怎么转移 -不知道
- Well, how do we distract her? - I don't know.
问问她老公写的剧本
Ask her about the show her husband writes for.
《哥谭》吗都最后一季了
"Gotham"? It's the last season.
我不想被剧透
I don't want any spoilers.
同意这太扯了安吉
Agreed. This is nuts, Angie.
你是个为了让儿子过上好生活
you're an amazing mom who's working really hard
而努力工作的伟大母亲