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Modern Family S03E14

Part 5 Dec. 3, 2019, 11:50 a.m.

Yeah, we should go.
-没开玩笑吧香蕉 -我们该走了
- Come on. The bananas-- - Yeah, we need to go.
-我们该走了 -不不
- We gotta get going. - Oh, no, no, no.
-时间太晚了 -但是他刚刚打开
- Yeah, yeah, we're late. - But he just opened the--
-我们回家要晚了 -谢谢你的盛情款待
- We're late for getting home. - Thanks for everything. Just--
你有什么毛病
What is wrong with you?
你笑得花枝乱颤像是说"谁先上我"
You laughed like it was "Who's on first?"
什么
What?
他必须第二个上别哄我
He's on second. Don't try to cheer me up.
我知道了你吃醋了
I know what's going on here. You're jealous.
吃他的醋吗
Of him?
他一点都不好笑
He's not even funny!
他有什么棍又软时又短吗
What's he got? Like, a soft ten minutes?
而且他去哥斯达黎加的故事
And he goes to the Costa Rican well
我的品位完全无法理解
a little too much for my taste.
天呐
Oh, god.
不是吧还在笑猴子吗
Really? This is still about the monkey?
不不不
No! No, no, no!
是你你现在让我很开心
It's you. You are making me so happy right now.
你仓皇地逃出来了简直像个傻子
You stormed out of there, and you're acting like an idiot.
你喜欢吗我真的相当不爽
You like this? Because I am really uncomfortable.
亲爱的我太喜欢了让我觉得倍受重视
Honey, I love it. Makes me feel special.
有时候我真的搞不懂你在想什么
Sometimes, I really don't understand you.
我知道有点傻
I know. It's stupid,
但是看到你为我而战感觉很好
but it's nice to know that sometimes you'll fight for me,
而我只用对其他男人的故事笑笑就能看到
and all I have to do is laugh at some other guy's story.
但没有人能像你那样让我开怀大笑
But no one makes me laugh like you do.
只要这句永远是真的
As long as it's always genuine.
你的一切都可以是假的
You can fake anything you want with me,
只要笑容是真的就行
But not your laugh.
-我要重说一遍 -好
- I'd like to go back. - Yeah.
住手走开
Stop it! Leave me alone!
-老实点 - 别动
- Hold still! - Stop moving!
我恨你们走开
I hate you! Get off of me!
干什么呢你们
What... is going on?
你们有大♥麻♥烦了
You guys are in a lot of trouble.
海莉我告诉过你把客厅收拾好
Haley, I told you to clean this mess up,
艾丽克斯你的书丢得到处都是
And, Alex, your books are everywhere.
贝蒂·卢克娃娃坐下来你♥爸♥快去拿相机
Betty Luke, sit down while your dad gets the camera.
收到
Got it.
上次你做了个鬼脸
Last time, you made a funny face
所以我们没有拍到一张很好的照片
and we didn't really get a good shot,
所以我们要练习微笑
so let's work on our smile.
好见到你真高兴贝蒂·卢克娃娃
Okay. Good to see you, Betty Luke.