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Modern Family S03E09

Part 5 Dec. 3, 2019, 11:18 a.m.

but you know it's gonna end in tears.
对向来都是
Yeah, always does.
敲门敲门谁啊
Knock-knock. Who's there?
物理学
Physics.
-谢谢 -不用
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
谁应该来发射它
Who's gonna be able to launch it?
我觉得是小卡
I think it should be Cam!
哦不我觉得应该是我们所有人一起
Oh, no! I think it should be all of us!
所有人所有人
All of us! All of us!
到这儿来哇
Just get right here. Whoo!
我必须声明我没有打♥压♥菲尔所有的梦想
For the record, I don't squash all of Phil's dreams.
只是那些可能会注定悲剧的
Just the ones that are, you know, potentially fatal.
我只是想让那孩子准备好来面对现实生活
I'm just trying to get the kid ready for life.
对如果我们不对他们狠一点
Yeah. Yes, I-if we didn't do this to them,
在社会上也会撞得鼻青脸肿
the world would.
好大家各就各位准备好要发射了吗
Okay, everybody, in final launching positions?
准备接受羞"乳"吧
Get ready to eat some crow!
羞"乳"的味道可不怎么美味哦
It is not as delicious as it sounds.
好
Okay...
一
Uno!
二三
Dos! Tres! Three!
怎么回事小卡
What happened, Cam?
我不知道我我不知道
I don't know. I-I don't know.
我们再试一次行吗
Can we do it again?
不我们只有一个南瓜
No, we only had one pumpkin,
而我们刚刚发射掉了
and we just chunk it.
-就说嘛我们是对的 -哈是的
- Well, we were right. - Aw, yeah.
对不起
I'm sorry, guys.
通常我们赢了应该更开心才对啊对吧
This usually feels a little better, doesn't it?
-是的 -是吧
- Yeah. - Huh? Mm.
好吧虽然我不愿意承认这点
All right. I-I hate to admit it,
但是当他们把南瓜放进去的时候
but when they put the pumpkin in,
我有一点希望他们能成功
I was kind of hoping it would work.
-是的 -我也是
- Yeah. - Me, too.
好吧开始幸灾乐祸吧
All right! Let the gloating begin.
你知道吗其实是一次好的尝试
You know, it was a pretty good try.
我们不需要你们的同情
We don't need your pity.
我们清理一下球场吧
Let's just get this stuff cleaned up.
或者或者我们可以
Well--or if--if maybe we, um...
-试一下用更大的倾斜角发射 -是的
- We launch it from a steeper angle? - Yeah.
然后如果你们能有多一些人
Then...maybe if you had somebody else,
一起帮你们拉它
you know, helping you pull the thing.
但是我们没有多余的南瓜了
But we don't have any more pumpkins.
那很简单
That's the easy part!
街坊邻居家家户户门前都有
They're on every porch up and down the block.
-我们可以搞定来吧 -是的
- Oh, we can handle that. Come on, kid! - Yeah.
来吧让我们再试一次
Come on. Let's try one.
好吧我们再试一次
Okay! All right! Let's do it!
我说南瓜大家说射
I say "Punkin," Gang says "Chunkin"!
这个世界上有梦想家也有现实主义者
There are dreamers and there are realists in this world.
你可能会觉得梦想家们喜欢聚在一起
You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers
现实主义者又聚成另外的小集体
and the realists would find the realists,
但是往往二者喜欢混搭在一起
but more often than not, the opposite is true.
如果这个成功了
Maybe if this works,
我们下一个应该发射我做的餐桌装饰
we should launch my centerpiece next.
它没有那么糟糕啦
It wasn't that bad.
你做的手抓饭倒是挺糟糕的
Your rice pilaf was.
杰小心点儿
Jay, be careful!
好的准备
Okay. All right.
好好继续用力继续用力
Oh! Oh! Keep going, keep going! Keep going!
其实梦想家需要现实主义者
You see, the dreamers need the realists
提醒他们不要把梦想放飞得过高
to keep them from soaring too close to the sun.
而现实主义者
And the realists...
如果没有梦想家的话
Well, without the dreamers,
可能永远无法将梦想放飞
they might not ever get off the ground.
好下一个一定会穿过球门
Okay! Next one's going through the--the goal thingy,
我能感觉到
I can feel it!
当洛娜科迪和我做这件事的时候
Now when Lorna, Cody, and I did this, it was--
少说话多用力
less talkin', more chunkin.
妈妈我要告诉你一件事
Mom, I need to tell you something.
是什么宝贝
What is it, honey?
准备
Ready!
海莉开车的时候我让她分心了
I distracted Haley while she was driving,
我们把你的车撞出了一个凹痕
And we dented your car.
发射
Fire!
姑娘们
Well, girls...
再忍♥三秒就追究不到你们头上了
Three more seconds, and you would have gotten away with it.
现在射人了吧
Now a human?
过来吧莉莉
Come here, Lily.
卢克别犯二
Luke, no.