神探可伦坡（1971）
Columbo S10E04
Part 13
July 18, 2023, 8:38 a.m.
会为优雅的珠宝商买♥♥什么礼物？
Anything in the store
at half price.
店内任何商品
半价。
My dear, I think this afternoon
will have to hold us for a while.
亲爱的，我想今天下午
我们得再等一会儿。
你不是认真的？
You're not serious?
Your cute busybody
Lieutenant Columbo
你可爱的爱管闲事的人
哥伦布中尉
is still snooping around here and there
looking for God knows what.
仍在四处窥探
寻找上帝知道的东西。
有一段时间，我建议我们尝试
彼此保持距离。
For a while, I suggest we try
to keep our distance from one another.
Well, how long are you talking about?
那么，你说的是多长时间？
一天？一周？
A day? A week?
Longer?
更长？
Long enough
to come out of this alive and free.
足够长的时间
活着自♥由♥地离开这里。
现在，我们必须
稍微训练一下。
Now, we've got to
exercise discipline a little bit.
- Discipline?
- Yeah.
- 纪律？
- 是的。
You've got $24 million,
Leon, after taxes.
你有 2400 万美元，
Leon，税后。
Half is mine.
一半是我的。
我想要它。
I want it.
All in good time.
Somehow, I don't think it'll look right
一切都很好。
不知何故，我认为它看起来不对
for the widow's bank account
to suddenly swell to 12 million. Do you?
寡妇的银行账户
突然膨胀到 1200 万。你？
In the meantime, I'm sure you know that
your share is completely safe with me.
与此同时，我相信你知道
你的分享对我来说是完全安全的。
来吧。
来吧，现在。
Come on.
Come on, now.
Good evening, ma'am.
晚上好，女士。
Do you have a moment?
你有时间吗？
- Can I get you something to drink?
- No.
- 我能给你拿点喝的吗？
- 不行。
- 苏打水、矿泉水？
- 第一个快速问题。
- Soda, mineral water?
- No. One quick question.
- Uh, do you want to sit down?
- It's about your divorce.
- 呃，你想坐下吗？
- 这是关于你的离婚。
嗯。
Mm-hm.
你还记得我们第一次见面是什么时候吗？
是在一家内衣店。
Do you remember when we first met?
It was in a lingerie shop.
You told me how for six months you've
been going through a difficult divorce.
你告诉我六个月来你
经历了一场艰难的离婚。
Because of that, you couldn't honestly say
you were feeling a deep sense of loss
因此，你不能诚实地说
你感到很失落
在 Freddie 去世后，您
真的希望结束这段婚姻。
over Freddie's passing, that you
really wanted that marriage to be over.
- It was true.
- I don't doubt that.
- 这是真的。
- 我不怀疑这一点。
这就是困扰我的地方。
That's what's bothering me.
- 什么？
- 你为什么不在离婚协议书上签字？
- What?
- Why didn't you sign the divorce decree?
老实说？
Honestly?
- 我不喜欢公共债务条款。
- 公共债务条款？
- I didn't like the communal-debt clause.
- The communal-debt clause?
但是你丈夫的律师告诉我
But your husband's attorney told me
Brewer 先生于 10 月 2 日签署并邮寄了
最终法令的副本，
that Mr Brewer signed and mailed
a copy of the final decree on October 2,
他取消了
公共债务条款。
and he had eliminated
the communal-debt clause.
你的律师告诉我你在 10 月 4 日收到了
该文件的副本，
And your attorney told me that you got
a copy of that document on October 4,
almost a month ago,
and you never signed it.
将近一个月前，
而你从未签名。
I see.
我明白了。
嗯，是的，我想这确实需要
解释一下，不是吗，中尉？
Well, yes, I suppose that does need
to be explained, doesn't it, Lieutenant?
你
经历过离婚吗，中尉？
Have you ever
gone through a divorce, Lieutenant?
- 天堂禁止。
- 好吧，我希望你永远不要这样做。
- Heaven forbid.
- Well, I hope for your sake you never do.
所有这些强硬的谈话，中尉，
All that tough talk, Lieutenant,
fades like a blush
when all of a sudden the doorbell rings
像脸红一样褪去
突然门铃响了
有人递给你
这份非常重要的法律文件
and somebody hands you
this very imposing legal document
称为“最终法令”。
called the "final decree".
And there's your soon-to-be
ex-mate's signature already in place.
你即将成为
前伴侣的签名已经到位。
唯一缺少的是
And the only thing that's missing,
唯一能让门
不关上你生命中的一章的东西
the only thing that keeps the door
from closing on a chapter in your life
你个人，高贵地，
在把一切都吹向地狱的过程中发挥了你的作用
which you personally, royally,
played your part in blowing all to hell
is your own John Hancock.
是你自己的 John Hancock。
Well, let me tell you, Lieutenant,
好吧，让我告诉你，中尉，
暂停一下。
it gives one pause.
（抽泣）我没有签署最终法令
因为我无法让自己承认
(Sobs) I didn't sign the final decree
because I couldn't bring myself to admit
被授予的
是我真正想要的。
that what was being granted
was what I actually wanted.
It's funny how we often
learn things about ourselves
有趣的是我们经常
学习关于我们自己的事情
much too late to change them.
来不及改变它们了。
Oh, Freddie!
哦，房♥地美！
(Sobs)
（抽泣）
房♥地美。
Freddie.
（#古典钢琴音乐）
(# classical piano music)
（电♥话♥响起）
(phone rings)
- Hello?
- Hello. (giggles)
- 你好？
- 你好。 （咯咯笑）
你疯了吗？
我让你永远不要在家里给我打电♥话♥。
Are you insane?
I asked you never to call me at home.
Now, you should
direct this call to the office.
现在，您应该
将此电♥话♥转到办公室。
Leon，我还是你的前侄女婿。
I'm still your ex-niece-in-law, Leon.
Speaking to each other
isn't a criminal of fence.
互相交谈
不是围栏罪犯。
What is so important
you had to call me here?
有什么那么重要
你非得打电♥话♥给我？
- 你为什么要听糟糕的音乐？
- 进入正题。
- Why are you listening to terrible music?
- Come to the point.
Your friend the lieutenant
called today.
你的中尉朋友
今天打来电♥话♥了。
- 怎么样？
- 最后的法令。
- What about?
- The final decree.
I don't understand.
What are you getting at?
我不明白。
你在说什么？
Freddie,
the miserable, backstabbing louse,
Freddie，
可怜的背刺虱子，
changed the divorce papers
the way I wanted them
改变了离婚文件
我想要的方式
并在同一天签下他们
他中了彩票。10 月 2 日。
and signed them the same day
he won the lottery. October 2.
They were sent to me two days later.
两天后他们寄给我了。
- Did you sign them?
- I couldn't, Leon.
- 你签了他们吗？
- 我不能，莱昂。
If I did, we'd be divorced and then
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