神探可伦坡（1971）

Columbo S06E01

Part 1 July 18, 2023, 8:27 a.m.

你怎么看？
What do you think?
I think that I had better
try and help you.
我想我最好
试着帮助你。
你愿意吗？
哦，那将是一种荣幸。
Would you?
Oh, that would be an honor.
卢塞恩警探
帮助我。
Detective Lucerne
helping me.
Wait till I tell my wife.
等我告诉我妻子。
你。举起手来。
没有噪音。
You. Hands up.
No noise.
我们仍然认为这是
有预谋的，不是吗？
We still think it was
premeditated, don't we?
哦，我不知道，先生。
你猜怎么着？
Oh, I don't know, sir.
What do you suppose?
And here I thought
you were in shock.
在这里我以为
你很震惊。
你以为
我很困惑。
You thought
I was confused.
你是对的。
You're right.
Perhaps scared.
也许害怕。
You're amazing.
你太棒了
如果你再告诉我一次
，我会自杀的。
If you tell me that one more
time, I'm gonna kill myself.
That's ridiculous.
Is it?
这太荒谬了。
是吗？
Half-a-dozen people have
already attested to the fact
六个人
已经证明了这个事实
贝克被杀那天晚上我不在她家附近。
that I was nowhere near the Baker
home on the night she was killed.
没有一个
六个人意识到
Not one of those
six people realized
他正在听
录音。
he was listening
to a recording.
没有一个
六个人意识到
Not one of those
six people realized
那个模糊的幻觉
在屏幕后面移♥动♥
that vague illusion
moving behind the screen
根本不是你
was not you at all,
但是其他人。
but someone else.
一个迷人的理论。
A fascinating theory.
You know, some people think you're the
most brilliant detective of our times.
你知道，有些人认为你是
我们这个时代最杰出的侦探。
我倾向于同意
因为，碰巧的是，
I tend to agree
because, as it happens,
你完全正确。
you're absolutely right.
是的，我确实杀了
Mrs. 贝克。
Yes, I did kill
Mrs. Baker.
但是对于所有
自夸的才华，卢塞恩，
But for all your
vaunted brilliance, Lucerne,
there's no way in the world that
you can prove what I've just said.
世界上没有办法
你可以证明我刚才说的话。
啊，团队的另一半
。
Ah, the other half
of the team.
WARD: The gentleman whose
silhouette impersonated you so well
WARD：这位绅士的
剪影模仿得很好
在屏幕后面。
是约瑟夫，不是吗？
behind the screen.
It's Joseph, isn't it?
卢塞恩先生，这将是一个宝藏
给你吃药...
It'll be a treasure
to pill you, Mr. Lucerne...
(ALL LAUGHING)
对不起！
I'm sorry!
“宝药丸你？”
"Treasure to pill you?"
他没事
到那里。
He was all right
up to there.
Replace him.
替换他。
克莱尔，
你不明白吗？
Claire,
don't you understand?
The studio doesn't
pick up one cent
工作室不收一分钱
of this extra tab
on Ward, we do.
这个额外的选项卡
在 Ward 上，我们这样做。
You and I, we produce the show.
We own it.
你和我，我们制♥作♥节目。
我们拥有它。
This extra money for Ward
is coming out of our pockets.
为 Ward
额外支付的钱是从我们的口袋里掏出来的。
Why don't you just
let me handle that?
你为什么不
让我来处理？
Now, gentlemen,
现在，先生们，
may we continue?
我们可以继续吗？
Who does Ward Fowler
think he is?
Ward Fowler
认为他是谁？
Now, look, Claire.
现在，你看，克莱尔。
作为本工作室的代表
As representative
of this studio
I will not stand
for this precedent.
我不会支持
这个先例。
There is no actor in the
business who is irreplaceable.
业务中没有不可替代的演员。
Claire，Ward Fowler 不是这个网络上的
第一个演员
Claire, Ward Fowler is not the
first actor on this network
赢得艾美奖，
to win an Emmy,
他已经是
收入最高的电视表演者之一。
and he's already one of the highest
paid performers in television.
If we give in to him now...
如果我们现在屈服于他...
Now, say you
don't give in to him.
现在，说你
不要屈服于他。
He walks.
他走路。
那么你
打算做什么？
Then what are you
going to do?
Without Ward Fowler, there isn't going
to be any next year for this show.
如果没有 Ward Fowler，这个节目明年就不会
了。
And because of Ward Fowler,
因为 Ward Fowler，
Detective Lucerne has the
highest rating in television.
侦探 Lucerne 拥有
最高的电视收视率。
Sid 和我给你的节目
年复一年都是赢家。
Sid and I have given you a show that has
been a winner year in and year out.
但是
But
Ward Fowler 就是表演。
Ward Fowler is the show.
As the other half and rather
silent partner of this team,
作为这个团队的另一半和
沉默的伙伴，
恐怕我必须和
和我的妻子一起去。
I'm afraid I have to go along
with my wife.
Try to look
pleasant, Ward.
试着让自己看起来
愉快，Ward。
You're supposed to be pleased
when you get a raise.
当你得到加薪时，你应该感到高兴。
我必须告诉你多少次
？
How many times
must I tell you that?
你喜欢
侮辱我吗，克莱尔，
Do you enjoy
insulting me, Claire,
as much as you enjoyed
making love to me?
和我做♥爱♥有多开心？
Or more? You didn't use
to think I was so bad.
还是更多？你没有用
认为我很糟糕。
Well, I, didn't
used to think.
嗯，我
以前不这么想。
Neither did I,
if I remember.
我也没有，
如果我记得的话。
你还记得吗？
You do remember?
多么好的致敬。
What a tribute.
你知道，我不相信你这种
他妈的没有愤怒的行为。
You know, I don't buy this
hell-hath-no-fury act of yours.
I just think it's your way
of blackmailing me
我只是觉得这是你敲诈我的方式