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Brooklyn Nine-Nine S05E19

Part 4 Oct. 1, 2020, 12:24 p.m.

Why?
干嘛要说出来啊
I know why you're here, Turtle Bug.
我知道你为什么会来这里小龟龟
I feel like the fact that you just
你都喊我小龟龟了
called me that means you don't.
你肯定不知道我为什么过来
Uh, quick question: If I make fun of Constantine
呃我有个问题如果我取笑Constantine
does that count as making fun of you?
算不算取笑你
Yes. Okay.
算好吧
Can I make fun of you? I'd rather you didn't.
那我能取笑你吗我希望你别那么做
Well, I have to remove myself from this situation.
那我可不能在这儿呆着了
Look, I want to talk to you about a gig you have coming up.
我想跟你聊聊你刚接的一个活动
Jake Peralta booked it. Yeah.
Jake Peralta订的对
Your wedding. What?
你的婚礼啥
If you knew that, then why did you take it?
你明明知道是我的婚礼为什么还要接这个活动
I wrote you a love song.
我给你写了首情歌♥
I'm gonna sing it, and I'm gonna win you back.
我打算在你婚礼上唱把你抢回来
Then we're gonna be on "The Today Show."
然后我们就能上<今日秀>了
I love Hoda. Yeah, no.
我爱死Hoda了对不不不
No, we will not.
才不会
This is what's gonna happen, okay?
接下来我们该这么办好吧
You're gonna call Jake,
你打电♥话♥给Jake
tell him something came up,
跟他说你突然有点事
and you have to cancel the gig.
必须得取消这次演唱活动了
Not happening. I'm gonna get on that stage.
不可能的我会站在那个舞台上
And I'm gonna play "Amy Come Back."
唱着那首
Fine. I'm gonna tell Jake everything.
行那我就把事情的一切告诉Jake
I'm cancelling your band. Boom.
我要取消你这个乐队嘣
Okay! That'll just cost you $15,000.
可以啊不过是浪费你一万五美金罢了
Excuse me?
你说什么
Well, when I heard it was your wedding,
我刚得知是你的婚礼的时候
I knew your fiance would cancel
我就猜到如果你未婚夫知道了我们的事情
when he found out about us, so...
就一定会把这个活动取消
I put in a huge kill fee.
所以我就把违约金提得很高
Yeah, he never even noticed.
而且他压根就没在意
He didn't read the terms and conditions.
因为他根本没认真看那些条条框框
Look, Charles, I'm sorry that we cheated,
嘿 Charles 很抱歉我们作弊了
but your puzzle was too hard.
但是你给的谜题实在是太难了
Oh, don't give me that excuse.
噢少给我来这套
I worked hard on this night!
我为了今晚可是煞费苦心
And it all led up to this moment
故事最后的结局就应该是在这一刻
where everyone gives you $3,200 in gold coins!
所有人都把金币给你加起来可是三千二百美金呐
Again, is the gold coin thing based on something I said?
我再问一次我是不是以前说过关于金币的东西
You're 24 karat gold!
你可是24K金呐
Yeah, right, okay. You guys are the worst.
嗯对好你们简直太糟糕了
You're right, and we shouldn't have lied to you.
没错我们不该对你撒谎
But all of this, the puzzle,
但是这一切的一切包括谜题
it's what you wanted, not me.
都是你想要的而不是我想要的
I just wanted to hang out with my friends.
我只是想跟我的朋友们出去聚聚而已
Well, don't let me stop you.
好啊你可别让我耽误了你
You can hang out with your friends all you want,
你想跟什么朋友出去都行
because I'm leaving.
我先告辞了
Charles!
Charles
Come on, slideshow.
我擦这幻灯片做的
Boyle isn't picking up and I called Genevieve.
Boyle不接电♥话♥ 我还打了电♥话♥给Genevieve
She doesn't know where he is. Wait.
她也不知道他在哪等等
I bet Charles is looking for the coins he hid all over the city.
我猜 Charles肯定是去城市的各个角落找那些金币了
They were so expensive.
它们实在是太贵了
Also, why does he keep saying I'm 24 karat gold?
还有他为什么总说我是24K金啊
No idea. Makes zero sense.
不知道完全毫无头绪
We'll have to figure it out later.
我们得尽快搞清楚
In the meantime, we gotta find those coins.
同时我们还得尽快找到那些金币
Yes, but how do we figure out where they are?
没错但是我们怎么找啊
All we have to do is solve
我们只需要立刻马上解决那个
the entire six-hour scavenger hunt immediately.
需要六小时才能解决的寻宝游戏
Raymond, toss me that sextant.
Raymond 把那个六分仪扔给我
Guys, we can do this!
同志们我们能行的
We cannot do this.
不我们不行
We're way too drunk.
我们醉得不行
But there has to be someone
但是肯定有人
that knows where those coins are, right?
知道那些金币在哪的对不对
Charles.
Charles知道
Charles would know. Brilliant!
Charles肯定知道机智如你
We just have to find Charles, but where might he be?
我们只需要找到Charles就可以了他会在哪呢
He's probably digging up the gold coins.
他估计在挖金币呢吧
But who would know where the gold coins are?
但是谁知道那些金币在哪呢
Charles! Charles knows where they are.
Charles Charles知道那些金币在哪
But where is he... No, wait we're stuck in a loop.
可是他在哪呢不等等我们进入死循环了
We're super drunk and we're in a loop.
我们不光醉的不行还陷入了死循环
We need to find someone who isn't Charles
我们得找到一个不是Charles
who knows where the coins are.
却知道金币在哪的人
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
我的大姑二姨三婶五舅啊
It's Reginald VelJohnson. What's going on?
居然是Reginald VelJohnson 什么情况
Who are you? I'm Jake Peralta.
你谁啊我是Jake Peralta
You were part of my bachelor party tonight.
你是我单身派对的一部分
Oh, you're the jerk who didn't show.
噢你就是那个迟迟不现身的混♥蛋♥
He knows who I am.
他竟然知道我是谁
Okay, so I need to come up with 15 grand
好吧我得拿出一万五
or my father/daughter dance is going to be performed by that.
不然婚礼上的父女舞蹈环节就得让他来伴奏了
Wrong. You're forgetting the most obvious option.
错你忘了一个最明显的选择
Steal the contract and destroy it.
把合同偷过来销毁它
Destroy a legal document? I can't do that.
销毁一份合法文件吗我做不来
You were right, I'm a boring square
你们说得对我就一个无聊透顶的人
who's never actually had a crazy, stranger bone session.
从没试过和陌生人疯狂的一♥夜♥情♥
Gina, your looks are just as hurtful as your words.
Gina 你的表情和你的话语一样伤人
I'm sorry. I can only control so much.
不好意思我已经尽量控制住了
I shouldn't have come back. Okay. Look.
我就不该回来好了
You don't have to steal it. We will.
不用你偷我们会动手
Right? Hell yeah.
这样行了吗这就对了
You guys don't have to do this.
你们其实不必这么做
We told you. We're your bridesmaids.
跟你说过了我们是你的伴娘
We have your back. Okay.
有我们支持你好了
I think if we distract him, I can sneak in
如果我们分散了他的注意力我就能溜过去
and take the contract out of his man purse.
把合同从他的男士女包里拿出来
Won't he know what's going on?
他难道不会发现吗
He saw all of us with Amy.
他都看到我们和Amy一起了
Not all of us.
没看到所有人
Sick set.
舞台很酷
You were really jamming up there.
你刚才把气氛搅得很热
Oh... I'm Lucious Lyon.
噢我是Lucious Lyon
Record executive at... Executive Records.
高级唱片公♥司♥的唱片部门主管
Lucious Lyon. I've heard that name.
Lucious Lyon 我听过这个名字
Anyway, we're always looking for new talent.
总之我们一直在寻找新的人才
"We" Being me and my partner.
"我们"指我和我的搭档
That's Cookie. Let me introduce you.
那位是Cookie 让我来介绍一下
Where is it? Where is it?
在哪儿到底在哪儿
Why are there so many scarves in here?
怎么这么多围巾
You looking for this?
在找这个吗
I see him, Gina. Thank you.
我已经看到他了谢谢你了Gina
Look, Sergeant Powell,
那个 Powell警长
oh, I'm sorry, is it okay if I call you by
不好意思我能不能
your character name from "Die Hard"?
用<虎胆龙威>里的角色名来称呼你
No. Okay.
不行好吧
Look, Reginald, do you know why Charles hired you?
那个 Reginald 你知道为什么Charles雇了你吗
Because I love "Die Hard" More than any other movie,
因为<虎胆龙威>是我最最爱的电影了
and I loved you in it. For the record,
而且我特别喜欢你的角色声明一下
I loved you from "Family Matters"
我特别喜欢你在<凡人琐事>里的表演
Carl Winslow made me want to become a cop.
Carl Winslow让我向往当一名警♥察♥
Come on, Terry, you already have like six other reasons you became a cop.
真是够了 Terry 你已经有另外六个理由来当警♥察♥了
This is not your moment. And for the record,
现在不是你说话的时候而且再声明一下
that's the first time I've ever heard him
我这还是第一次
even mention "Family Matters."
听他提<凡人琐事>