神烦警探

Brooklyn Nine-Nine S05E04

Part 2 Oct. 1, 2020, 12:20 p.m.

I don't see it. Me neither.
我可没发现我也是
Not even a little. Not at all.
一点都不像完全不像
Twins.
双胞胎一样
So, did you have any issues getting into the vents?
对了你在进入通风口时有遇到什么麻烦吗
Went like clockwork.
非常顺利
Sir, only authorized personnel are allowed up here.
先生只有经过授权的人员才能在这里
Oh, Detective Boyle, didn't see it was you.
哦 Boyle警探没发现是你
Get better eyes, you moron.
睁大你的狗眼你个白♥痴♥
Ah, man, I'm friends with Officer Lou.
啊伙计我是Lou警官的朋友
Not anymore. He was very upset.
不再是了他很难过
Anyway, once I got in the vents, it was smooth sailing.
总之我一进通风口后就是一帆风顺
The belt is in place.
腰带已就位
Whoever has it at midnight will be declared the winner
谁在午夜拿到它就会被宣布为优胜者
of the fifth annual...
作为第五届年度
What's going on? What's happening?
怎么回事发生了什么
I can't see! Everyone just grab something randomly.
我看不见了所有人快随便抓住点什么东西
Back off, Hitchcock.
滚开 Hitchcock
Hey, over here, losers.
嘿往这儿看失败者们
I gotta say, Bill, your Gina impression was spot-on.
我得说 Bill 你的Gina模仿真的是惟妙惟肖
I'm very good at roleplay,
我很擅长角色扮演
and I'm super comfortable wearing masks.
并且我超级喜欢戴面具的
Right, I forgot you were maybe a male prostitute.
没错我忘记你以前也许是一个男妓来着
I was definitely a male prostitute,
我以前当然是一个男妓
but I don't do that profession anymore.
不过我已经不再从事那种职业了
Now I sell vitamin supplements.
现在我销♥售♥维生素补剂
I made $90,000 this year alone,
我一个人今年赚了9万美元
working out of the comfort of my own home.
就在自己舒适的家里工作
Uhhuh? How did I do it?
嗯哼我是怎么做的
NutriBoom. Right.
营养爆弹行吧
And the good news is, you can do it too.
好消息是你也可以做到
Okay, this is clearly a pyramid scheme. We're not interested.
好吧这明显就是一个传销骗局我们不感兴趣
Okay, your loss.
好吧反正是你的损失
Here's the belt... Ah...
腰带在这儿啊
She's a beauty. Hiyah!
她真是个美人嗨呀
Ow! Charles, what are you doing?
哦 Charles 你在做什么
The hardest thing I've EVER DONE: betraying you.
我做过的最困难的事那就是背叛你
Bill, the belt.
Bill 那个腰带
Bill, you're in on this too? Yep.
Bill 你也参与其中了吗没错
Charles promised he'd buy a ton of supplements
Charles承诺他会买♥♥一大堆补剂
and become one of my downstream distributors.
并且成为我的下游经销商
No, look, listen to me, don't do this, okay?
不听着听我说别这么做好吗
I really need to win this year. I'm begging you.
今年我真的需要赢我求你了
Those baby browns aren't gonna work on me, not today.
这些温言细语的哀求对我不起作用今天不行
This is crazy.
这太疯狂了
You're never gonna get out of here with that belt on your own.
你一个人是不可能带着那腰带离开这里的
I'm not on my own. I have an alliance.
我不是一个人我有同盟
An alliance.
同盟
It's not "Bachelor in Paradise." It's "Survivor."
这不是<天堂单身汉> 这是<幸存者>
Rosa, I am very disappointed in you.
Rosa 我对你十分失望
Your approval means nothing to me.
你的赞许对我毫无意义
Copy that. And Terry, I knew you were playing.
收到还有Terry 我就知道你已经参与其中
Last year was a setup. Hell yeah, it was.
去年的种种就是一个骗局没错就是这样
I'm sick of you, Amy, and Holt winning.
我受够了你和Amy还有Holt赢得胜利
You're all so damn smug. Yeah, you guys may be champs,
你们都太自以为是了没错你们也许是冠军
but this year... this year belongs to The Tramps.
但是今年今年胜利属于流浪汉联盟
Charles, that's a bad name.
Charles 这是个坏名字
Ha, you're just jealous. Everyone loves it.
哈你只是嫉妒所有人都喜欢它
No. Nuhuh.
不不是
Bill, keep an eye on him.
Bill 看好他
Let's go, Tramps. Charles, no! No!
我们走流浪者们 Charles 不不
Hey, let me ask you this,
嘿我问你啊
how would you like to be your own boss?
你想不想要做自己的老板
Not now, Bill!
现在不行 Bill
Amy! Amy, in here!
Amy Amy 在这里
In here. Help.
在这里帮帮我
Hello, fake Charles. Hi.
你好呀假的Charles 你好
Hello, tied-up Jake.
你好呀被铐起来的Jake
Will you please help me get out of this?
请你帮我摆脱这个好吗
It's not for the heist. I just really have to pee.
这不是为了抢夺战我只是真的需要尿尿了
I know you don't drink water. You pee once every two days.
我知道你不喝水的你每两天才尿一次
And you went this morning. Damn it, you know me so well.
并且你今天早上尿过了该死的你真懂我
All right, how about this?
好吧这样好了
I've got top secret info about various dealings.
我有各种交易的绝密信息
If you let me out of these cuffs,
如果你帮我解开这手铐
I'll share it with you. What kind of info?
我就把它和你分享什么信息
Well, first off, Wolf Gina...
好吧首先狼头Gina
Was just a ruse so you and Charles could steal the belt.
只是一个诡计好让你和Charles能偷到腰带
Yeah-huh, but also...
是啊但是还有
Charles teamed up with Rosa and Terry to form The Tramps.
Charles与Rosa还有Terry合作组成了流浪汉联盟
Gah! How did you know that?
啊你是怎么知道的
I gave Charles the idea last year.
我去年给Charles灌输了这个念头
Gina's one of the champs.
Gina是冠军的一员
And I'm just one of the tramps.
而我只是流浪汉的一员
Ooh, The Tramps.
哦流浪汉
That's a great name for something.
这是某种东西的一个绝佳名字
I just don't know what.
我只是不知道它具体是什么
But I do.
但我知道
I told you, I'll always be one step ahead of you.
我告诉过你我会一直领先你一步
You can't surprise me. Ya boring.
你的所为无法使我吃惊你很无趣
You know what spices up a relationship?
你们知道什么可以给一段感情中增添情趣吗
Co-owning a multi-tiered marketing...
合伙持有一个多层次市场营销
Ignore him. Look, there are three Tramps.
无视他听着流浪汉联盟有三名成员
The only way we're gonna win is if we team up.
我们也只有合作才能获得胜利
Good point. I guess my response is,
挺有道理我的回答是
rot in hell, crap-face!
在地狱里腐烂吧你个傻♥逼♥
Also, I love you, and I treasure you,
但别忘了我爱你哦我也很珍视你的
and ya bore me. God, you're being so mean.
虽然你让我厌烦了天哪你也太刻薄了
Do it more. I hope you die.
再来一句去死吧
Bye.
拜拜啦
Fine! Go! Who needs you, ya freakin' jag!
行走吧谁需要你啊你个没眼力见的
Looks like we're all clear. Good job, guys.
看起来我们已经全部搞定了大家干得不错
Oh, nothing can stop this Tramp train.
是啊什么都无法阻挡我们这列浪荡火车了
Boyle, stop finding variations on a word we hate.
Boyle 不要再用我们讨厌的字眼组词了
Okay, Sarge, lift up the super heavy thing
好了警长抬起那个超重的玩意儿
that no one else is strong enough to lift.
除了你没人能抬得动的
Nice, Sarge! Keep lifting heavy stuff like that,
不错啊警长继续这么扛重物
and maybe you'll work off some of that bulk, huh?
说不定你就能摆脱你的赘肉了是吧
What? I set up an electric eye yesterday,
什么啊我昨天在这里装了电眼
so if anyone enters this room, an alarm will go off.
所以只要有人进入了房♥间警报就会拉响
Let's move. Don't cross the beam.
我们走吧不要碰到红外线束
Cool, yeah, that's something I can do, without any problem.
酷我可以做到的完全没问题
Alarm works.
警报起作用了
All right, fine,
好吧没事
looks like I'm gonna have to "127 Hours" This sitch.
看来我得像<127小时>里一样渡过这个难关了
You're gonna cut off your own arm? Is that how it ends?
你要把手臂砍了吗它是这么结尾的吗
Oh, man, I got busy in my rental period expired.
噢老兄啊我那会儿正忙着房♥租到期的事呢
I thought he just wiggled out.
我还以为他扭一扭就出来了
Come on, will you just please un-cuff me?
拜托了你能不能打开我的手铐啊
Please, you gotta, man.
拜托了你应该这么做的老兄啊
I've never treated you like a prostitute.
我从来没把你当成男妓来对待
You just did. Touché.
你刚刚就这么做了说得对
All right, how about this?
好吧你看这样行吗
I will buy double the amount of supplements that Boyle did.
我会从你这里买♥♥维生素补充剂而且是Boyle的两倍
$8,000? What? He gave you 4 grand?
8000美元吗什么他居然给了你4000
All right, fine, I'm in.
好吧行我付
He didn't give it to me. He invested it in his future.
他并不是付钱给我他投资了自己的未来
And you can too. Yeah, I already agreed to it.
而且你也可以是啊我已经同意付钱了
You don't have to keep selling me.
你不需要继续兜售了
Sorry, the script we're given
不好意思我们拿到的剧本
anticipates a lot more resistance.
预计你还会拒绝好多次呢