神烦警探

Brooklyn Nine-Nine S05E14

Part 4 Oct. 1, 2020, 12:23 p.m.

His wife called him Rob. Work that in.
他的老婆叫他Rob 把那个加进去
Rob Tupper. Work it into the full name.
Rob Tupper 用全名说
Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper.
Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper
Now say it with a frown on your face.
然后你给我皱着眉头说出来
Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper.
Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper
Now try not to blink, so tears come to your eyes.
现在试着不要眨眼这样眼泪就可以流下来
Man, this guy is a good murderer!
伙计这家伙是个厉害的杀人犯
There's got to be some way to break him.
总会有什么办法揭穿他的
Wait a minute. I just had an idea.
等一下我有个办法了
Two, three, four.
二三四
Yeah, I really got to stop trying that. It never works.
好吧我真的打算要放弃尝试这法子了它从来没有奏效过
Tell us more about your relationship with Robert.
再和我们说说你和Robert的关系
We've been over this a thousand times.
我们已经说过超过一千次了
We got along well.
我们相处得很好
So you never fought, at all. About anything.
所以你们从不会有争执关于任何事都是这样
I mean, we worked together. We disagreed sometimes.
我的意思是我们在一起工作我们有时候会有意见分歧
But we had a good partnership.
但是我们的合作关系不错
He never, for instance,
他可从不会举个例子
skipped a party so he could micromanage me as I tried to do my job.
为了在我试着做我的工作的时候对我指手画脚而翘掉派对
That's what's happening here, right?
那是在这里发生的事对吗
That's why you're wearing the tuxedo?
那是为什么你穿着晚礼服吗
I skipped the opera, not a party; it's no big deal.
我翘掉了歌♥剧不是派对这无关紧要
Yeah, it's the Bugs Bunny one.
那可是兔八哥唱的那支
And I'm not here to micromanage anyone.
并且我不是在这里对任何人指手画脚的
I'm here because I enjoy interrogating scum.
我在这里是因为我喜欢审讯人♥渣♥
Scum like you. That was implied.
就像你这样的人♥渣♥ 那是一句隐喻
I just thought we had a good rhythm going.
我以为我们谈话的节奏不错来着
We do. I know.
我们是这样我知道
Okay. Okay.
好吧好吧
You don't think the fact that he skipped the opera
你不觉得他翘掉歌♥剧这事
has anything to do with him not believing in you?
和他不信任你有关吗
He believes in me.
他信任我
Okay. Why did he make you dumb cop?
好吧那为什么他要让你演笨警♥察♥
He didn't make me dumb cop,
他没让我做笨警♥察♥
not that it's any of your business.
这也不关你事
We agreed on it as a strategy.
我们同意这么来是因为这是一个审讯策略
Right, but why wasn't he dumb cop?
好吧但为什么他不当笨警♥察♥呢
Please. You never would have bought that.
拜托这样你可永远不会相信的
What? It's just that, um,
什么就是这样额
between the two of us, you are more believable as a...
在我们两个当中你更加可以被相信当成一个
Dumb? Yes, dumb.
笨的吗没错笨的
Uh, the-the dumber of two smart options.
呃是在两个聪明人中比较笨的那个
Wow. Rough.
哇哦真狠
All right, that's enough. You're not interrogating us.
好了够了这不是你在审讯我们
We're interrogating you. Exactly.
是我们在审讯你正是如此
Tell us about that Diazepam.
和我们说说地♥西♥泮♥
If Cheryl didn't take it, then who did?
如果Cheryl没有拿那么是谁拿的
Because we're pretty sure it was you.
因为我们非常确定那是你
Honestly, it could have been any one of our employees.
说实话那可以是我们员工中的任何人
They all have access to the storage room.
他们都可以进入储藏室
You know, it's silly, but, uh...
你知道的这很蠢但是呃
I trust the people who work for me.
我相信那些给我工作的人
I'm telling you, Captain Holt is only in here
我告诉你 Holt警监在场的唯一原因
because I want him here.
是因为我希望他在场
Really? So you're in charge?
真的吗所以你说了算吗
And all those strategies you've been coming after me with,
并且你拿来对付我的所有策略
those were all your ideas?
这些也全是你的主意吗
Right. The guitar thing was mine.
没错吉他那招是我的
And you signed off on that?
然后你同意了那招
Well... Seriously?
好吧你认真的吗
Ooh, this is sad. Shut up.
哦这可太可悲了闭嘴
I just feel bad for you. I said shut up.
我只是为你感到难过我说了闭嘴
Your boss thinks you're an idiot; that can't feel good.
你的上司觉得你是个白♥痴♥ 这肯定不好受
All right, listen, you son of a bitch,
好吧听着你个婊♥子♥养♥的♥
you think you're smarter than us?
你觉得你比我们聪明吗
You think you've gotten away with it?
你以为已经逃脱了制裁吗
You haven't. We're gonna find something.
你没有我们会找到一些东西的
One skin cell, one eyelash,
一个皮肤细胞一根睫毛
one tiny inconsistency in your story,
你的故事中的一个小小矛盾
and you're gonna spend the rest of your life in prison.
然后你就会在监狱里度过你余下的一生
Everyone who loves you will leave,
所有你爱的人都会离你而去
and you will die alone!
然后你会孑然一身的死去
And at that time, it will be your head
在那个时候那将会是你的头
that a bear has sex with!
被狗熊拿来发生性行为
I'm pretty sure you're going for angry,
我很确信你现在怒火中烧
but in my mind, it just seems like
但是在我心里这就像是
when a Muppet gets upset and starts going like...
当一个木偶感到恼火然后就开始像
Oh, you want angry?
哦你想要怒火
I'll show you angry!
我会让你见识怒火
Do you feel like I lost the upper hand?
你觉得我没能占上风吗
Because I still think it's about 50/50.
因为我依旧觉得这是一个势均力敌的局面
I told you getting angry wouldn't work.
我告诉过你生气这不管用的
Well, your brilliant ideas haven't gotten us anywhere either.
好吧你那巧妙的想法也没有给我们带来什么进展
I'm telling you, the only thing that's gonna work
我告诉你唯一会奏效的方法
is lying about the cabin.
就是撒小屋的谎
That would be a huge mistake.
那会是一个很大的错误
It'll work. No, it will backfire
会有用的不那样只会惹火上身
and jeopardize the entire case.
毁掉整个案子
Oh, so Philip is right, you don't trust me at all.
噢所以说Philip是对的你压根就不相信我
Stop it! You know you're one of my best detectives.
别傻了你知道你是我最好的警探之一
So let me do this my way.
那就按我的路子办
I did. I let you do it your way,
我已经让你按你的路子做了
and it was a disaster.
结果就是场灾难
I had to jump in with the dumb cop gambit
我不得不掺和那套笨警♥察♥把戏
to rescue the interrogation.
好把整个审讯挽救回来
I'm sorry.
很抱歉
I know you're frustrated, Peralta.
我知道你觉得很挫败 Peralta
But the fact is, we don't have enough.
但是事实是我们手头证据不够
We may not get a confession.
我们可能没法让他认罪
It happens.
这时常发生
You're right.
你说的对
I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
This guy has just really gotten under my skin.
这货真的让我很上火
Mine too. I'm gonna go to the bathroom
我也是我要去趟盥洗室
and try and clear my head.
试试看让脑子清醒点
I think that's a good idea. Good.
是个好主意好的
Oh, no, Peralta, what are you doing?
不不不 Peralta 你这是干什么呢
Guess what, you dick?
你猜怎么着混球
I just got off the phone with Vernon PD.
我刚跟弗农那边的警局挂了个电♥话♥
Oh, no, no, no.
别别别
Your uncle's neighbors saw you go into the cabin
你叔叔的邻居在案发的那天晚上
the night of the murder.
看见你进小屋了
They ID'd your photo. I've got you dead to rights.
他们指认了你的照片你插翅难逃了
Interesting.
有点意思
But, uh, my uncle only has one neighbor,
不过呢我叔叔只有一个邻居
and I'm pretty sure he didn't identify me.
我很确定他没法指认我
Oh, really? Because you were so careful?
是吗因为你非常谨慎是吗
Because he's been dead three years.
因为他死了三年了
Well.
行吧
I'm friends with Steph Curry.
我是斯蒂芬·库里的朋友
So...
就
So, this is how it looks to me.
这事在我看来是这样的
You were lying in an attempt to frame my client.
你企图用谎言构陷我的客户
No, no, no, no. Look Even if we were lying
不不不不即便我们撒了谎
about having a witness... Which you are.
在这个目击者问题上你们确实撒谎了
The neighbor's dead. No, it could've been a squatter
那邻居死了不那可能是个闯入者
or a hunter or a squatting hunter, not all hunters have homes...
或者是猎人或者是去追闯入者的不是所有猎人都有家的
Peralta's point is, legally,
Peralta是想说法律上而言
he can say whatever the hell he wants in an interrogation. True.
在审讯过程中他想说啥就说啥没错
But that doesn't play so well with juries.
但是这话在陪审团那儿可不好使