豪斯医生（2004）
House M.D. S01E17
Part 2
Oct. 28, 2020, 1:48 p.m.
You made poopie in your pants. It's weird.
你吓得屁滚尿流 真奇怪
It's almost like now you know you have nothing to worry about.
就好像你知道了没什么可担心了一样
Chase has nothing to worry about?
奇斯没什么可担心了吗
None of you has anything to worry about.
你们都不用担心了
What happened?
怎么回事
Vogler saw the error of his ways
沃格勒认识到自己办事方法上的错误
and repented.
已经忏悔了
The lesion could be nothing.
这个伤口可能什么也不是
Also could be a brain tumor or an infection.
也可能是脑瘤或是感染
There's only one way to find out which.
只有一个办法能确定
You want to cut into his brain?
你想开颅吗
Dangerous, I know.
我知道这很危险
Especially since he's a politician,
尤其他又是个政客
his brain's all twisted.
脑子里肯定曲里拐弯的
But I weighed that against the risk of him
但这和午饭之前就中风比起来
stroking out before lunch. Call Surgery. Get it scheduled.
总要好一些 通知手术室 安排手术
You're not pregnant. Well, I told you that.
你没有怀孕 早就告诉你了
There's got to be some other reason I'm still spotting.
但我这里一直流血总有个原因吧
Sure. You were pregnant.
当然 你怀过孕
Based on your hormone levels, you've had a miscarriage.
从你的激素水平看 你流产了
I haven't even been on a date.
我都没有约会
Right. And since it's physically
是啊 没人请你吃饭
impossible to have sex without someone buying you dinner-
你怎么可能跟人做♥爱♥呢
I haven't had sex since I split up with my husband.
自从我和丈夫分开以后就没有过性生活
That was almost a year ago.
都已经一年多了
Fine. Have it your way.
好吧 随你怎么说
Immaculate conception.
怀上耶稣了吧
Um, what do I do? Well, it's obvious.
我怎么办 还用问吗
Start a religion.
自己建个教呗
In my office.
来我办公室
Afternoon delight. She just loves the hard wood.
午后缠绵 她就是喜欢这根硬棒子
You're not doing a brain biopsy
你不能只因为磁共振成像上的一个斑
based on a spot on an M.R.I.
就进行脑部活检
Where'd you get that?
你怎么知道的
Not on a United States senator.
至少不能在美国参议员身上
Oh, just so I'm clear, if he was a janitor,
也就是说 如果他是个看大门的
that would be okay? Do you have a list?
就可以做啦 你能列个名单不
A brain biopsy can cause permanent neurological damage.
脑部活检可能会导致永久的神经损伤
Whereas tumors are really good for brains.
对哦 肿瘤对大脑益处多多
Make 'em grow big and strong.
让它们茁壮成长吧
It's my call. No, it's not.
这事我说了算 你说了不算
You're pulling rank on patient care?
你要给病人分三六九等吗
It's not my call either.
这事我也做不了主
It's up to you. Either it's a tumor
你来决定 要么是肿瘤
or it's an infection that the lumbar puncture didn't pick up.
要么就是腰椎穿刺没有检测出来的感染
Either way, unless we treat it immediately, it could kill you.
不管是哪种 如果不及时治疗都会致命
Or it could be nothing.
也可能什么也不是
Reading brain M.R.I.'s is not an exact science.
脑部磁共振成像原本就不精确
Well, what caused my s-symptoms?
那我的症状是由什么导致的
Wow! Excellent question.
这问题问的好
Many doctors wouldn't have gone there.
很多医生都想不到这一层
It could be a transient ischemic attack.
可能只是短暂性脑缺血
You could make the argument
你可以发表一份声明
for watching carefully for the time being.
需要暂时入院观察一段时间
Hmm, but you'd only make that argument
可是只有行政人员遮掩丑闻的时候
if you were an administrator covering your ass.
才会发表这种声明
That's absurd and insulting.
那太可笑了而且有辱斯文
Insulting, yes.
辱的就是斯文
What would the voters think?
选民们会怎么想
If they find out I've had a b-brain biopsy?
要是他们发现我做了脑...脑部活检
This could leave you b-b-b-brain damaged,
这可能会留下脑...脑部损伤
and you're worried about NASCAR dads?
你却还在担心那帮白人乡巴佬
It's not a brain tumor.
这不是脑瘤
It's not a bacterial infection either.
也不是细菌感染
So you biopsied his brain for nothing?
也就是说活检什么也没检出来
If that were true,
如果真是这样
would Dr.Wilson's mouth be contorted into that ugly shape?
威尔森医生的嘴会张成那副鬼样子吗
It's toxoplasmosis.
是弓浆虫病
You sure?
你确定吗
Which means the Great Black Hope has full-blown AIDS.
也就是说伟大的黑人福音得了艾滋病
They're gonna love that in Dubuque.
这在迪比克[民♥主♥党居多]肯定会引起轰动
Toxoplasmosis is a fairly common fungus you can get...
弓浆虫是一种很常见的真菌
from eating under-cooked meat
吃了不熟的肉类
or touching cat feces.
或是触摸猫粪便都有可能染上
In rare cases, the fungi travel
在很小的几率下
up the bloodstream and latch onto the brain,
真菌会随血液流向大脑并附着
causing a lesion or inflammation.
导致损伤或是炎症反应
So, what's the prognosis?
那能不能治愈
Toxo usually responds to treatment,
弓浆虫通常都可以治愈
but it only causes a lesion in your brain
但它只在一种情况下导致脑损伤
if your immune system is extremely weak to begin with.
就是你的免疫系统原本已经很羸弱了
Senator, I'm afraid you have AIDS.
参议员先生 恐怕您患上了艾滋病
As I'm sure-
我相信
No! As I'm sure you know,
不可能 我相信您知道
people with H.I.V. can live a long time.
患上艾滋以后也能活很长时间
What else could do this to me?
还有什么其他的可能
Theoretically, certain cancers.
理论上说 也可能是某种癌症
If you have toxo in your brain, you have AIDS.
大脑里有弓浆虫就必然是艾滋病
I do not have AIDS.
我没有得艾滋病
I don't sh- sh- shoot up drugs.
我从没注...注...注射过毒品
I don't s-sleep with-
也从没嫖...嫖过
This is very bad news. I get that, and I sympathize.
我知道这是个噩耗 我也很同情你
But we gotta speed through the denial phase
但你得快点渡过心理抵♥制♥期
because you need antiretrovirals and you need them fast.
因为你需要尽快服用抗逆转录病毒药物
But-you haven't even tested me for H.I.V.!
可你们根本没给我做HIV检测
We will. But the toxo drugs are gonna piss off your fungi.
会做的 但弓浆虫药物会惊扰真菌
And when fungi get pissed-
一旦真菌动怒以后
I am not going to take the pills.
我不会吃这种药
You're afraid word will leak out.
你害怕会传扬出去
Trust me. You're not gonna be president either way.
相信我 不管传不传扬你都当不了总统
They don't call it the White House because of the paint job.
之所以叫白宫可不仅仅是因为墙面的颜色
Here's what you're gonna do.
你们接下来要做的就是
You're gonna give me the drugs for the toxo only.
给我服用专治弓浆虫病的药物
You're going to test me for H.I.V., under a false name.
用化名替我做HIV测试
You are going to test me for cancer...
检测癌症
and anything else that could have done this to me.
和其他任何可能的病因
If I have cancer, I will deal with it.
如果得了癌症 我会配合治疗
But I do not...
但我绝不会
have AIDS.
得艾滋病
"Eastbrook Pharmaceuticals are pleased to announce...
东溪制药公♥司♥很高兴向大家宣布
that Dr. Gregory House will present
格利高里·豪斯医生将出席研讨会
the latest research on our exciting new ACE inhibitor."
报告全新血管紧张素转换酶抑制剂的最新进展
You're making that up. That's Vogler's company.
你瞎编的吧 那可是沃格勒的公♥司♥
Press release.
官方消息
"During an address at the North American Cardiology Conference."
他将在北美心脏病学会议上做报告
House never gives speeches.
豪斯从不做报告
But when I really believe in something-
只要我有心
Gosh dang it, I got a chance to make a difference here.
该死的 我就有办法逆转乾坤
You made a deal with Vogler?
你和沃格勒做交易了
It's all the rage. Everybody's doing it.
最近流行交易 大家都在做
So, what's the deal?
什么样的交易
You get to keep all of us if you flog his products?
你替他卖♥♥狗皮膏药就可以把我们留下
One speech. No biggie.
一个报告而已 没什么
Foreman's doing a bone marrow biopsy to check for cancer.
福曼在做骨髓活检测试癌症
Cancer? The senator's got AIDS.
癌症 参议员得的是艾滋
Cancer sounds better in a press release.
癌症写在报纸上更好看一些
I need you guys to rush the ELISA test for H.I.V.
你们快点做酶联免疫吸附 检测HIV
Thank you.
谢谢你
For the speech.
做报告
When I said rush, I meant, you know, fast.
我说了快点 你听得懂吧
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