公园与游憩（2009）
Parks and Recreation S04E16
Part 2
Jan. 27, 2024, 11:48 a.m.
I guess it just slipped through the cracks.
是啊 我猜也是
Yes, I guess it did.
无论如何 Jerry生日快乐
Anyway, Happy Birthday to Jerry.
你是一个善良而精彩的灵魂
You are a kind and wonderful soul.
谢谢你
Thank you.
而且我需要你去水库做一些粪便污染调查 - 现在吗
Also I need you to do some fecal contamination testing at the reservoir. - Now?
是的 去维修部门拿一个检测套装
Yes, go get a kit from maintenance,
我需要你去检查水里的鸟屎
and I need you to check the water for bird dung.
我至少能拿双手套吗
Can I at least grab the gloves?
Jerry 你还站在这里干什么啊 我们的水里有屎
Jerry, what are you doing standing here? Our water has poop in it.
哦我的天
Oh, my God.
现在 Jerry今年6♥4♥岁了
Now Jerry is turning 6♥4♥ this year.
他只有6♥4♥吗 - 6♥4♥除以4就是--
He's only 6♥4♥? - 6♥4♥ divided by 4 is--
16 - 6♥4♥
16. - 6♥4♥.
所以我们要给他办个甜蜜16岁惊喜派对
So we're gonna throw him a Sweet 16 surprise party.
到时会很特别的
It's gonna be very special.
常菜 蛋糕和冰棍吗 - 不 April 不常的菜
The usual, cake and pop? - No, April, the unusual.
鱼和冰棍 - 不
Fish and pop. - No.
蛋糕和鱼 - 不 没有鱼
Cake and fish. - No, no fish.
Jerry每四年才过一个真正的生日
Jerry only gets a real birthday every four years.
而四年之后 谁知道呢
And four years from now, who knows?
他可能就退休了...或者去世了
He might be retired... Or dead.
我们开始一个赌局吧
Let's start a pool.
谁叫退休 谁叫去世 - 去世
Who wants retied? Who wants dead? - Dead.
别
No.
有一个去世了 - 别
I got one dead. - No.
你要接吗 - 嗯 不
You need to take that? - Mm, no.
竞选可以等 因为这是官方公园事务
The campaign can wait, 'cause this is official Parks business.
Donna 我们能借用你的湖边小屋吗
Donna, can we use your lake house?
你是怎么知道那个的
How did you know about that?
我家在山麓有一栋湖边小屋 但这是很隐秘的
My family has a lake house up in the foothills, but we keep it quiet.
我们不那么好客
We're not big on hospitality.
Meagle家族都是冷血的人
The Meagles are a cold people.
我们能用你的小屋吗
Can we use your house?
我想可以吧
I suppose.
自带毛巾
Bring your own towels.
哇 Donna
Wow, Donna.
这个地方也太漂亮了
This place is beautiful.
是的 确实是 而它一直都会这样
Yes, it is, and it will stay that way.
小屋守则是这些 屋里不能穿脏鞋
These are the house rules. No dirty shoes in the house.
楼上仅供Meagle家人使用
Upstairs is Meagle space only.
而如果你仔细听 那是热水浴缸的泡泡声
And if you listen closely, that is the bubbling of the hot tub.
你们无权使用
You do not have access to it.
如果你遵守这些守则 我们就没有问题
If you follow these rules, we won't have a problem.
我的天哪
Oh, my God.
那是Ginuwine吗 - 嗯哼
Is that Ginuwine? - Mm-hmm.
为什么你墙上挂着Ginuwine的铂金唱片
Why do you have Ginuwine's platinum record on your wall?
为什么你有张和Ginuwine在某地的合影
Why do you have a photo of you with Ginuwine at some place?
哦 我以前没提到过吗
Oh, have I never talked about this before?
Ginuwine是我表弟
Ginuwine's my cousin.
Ginuwine吗
Ginuwine?
那个Ginuwine是你的表弟
The Ginuwine is your cousin?
我为什么不知道啊
How do I not know this?
Ginuwine是谁啊
Who's Ginuwine?
Ginuwine
Ginuwine?
Ginuwine就是Ginuwine 他是Ginuwine
Ginuwine is Ginuwine. He's Ginuwine.
一遍又一遍说他的名字也帮不了我啊
Saying his name over and over again is not going to help me.
他是个R&B歌♥手
He's an R&B singer.
《小马》 《差别》
Pony, Differences.
你真的不知道Ginuwine是谁吗
Do you really not know who Ginuwine is?
我知道他是Donna的表弟了
I know that he's Donna's cousin.
当我和某人约会时 我有个列表叫做我的"哦不不"
When I'm dating someone, I have a list called my "oh-no-nos."
一个女人如果有"哦不不" 可能会结束这段关系
A woman commits an "oh-no-no," it can end the relationship.
不爱90年代R&B 在"哦不不"列表上排名第三
Not loving '90s R&B music is number three on the "oh-no-nos" list.
妹子居然不知道Ginuwine是谁
Girl doesn't even know who Ginuwine is.
嘿 孩子 旅途感觉如何啊
Hey, boy. How was the ride?
哦 嘿 想看点东西吗 - 好
Oh, hey, you want me to show you something? - Okay.
"坐下"(德语)
Platz.
"起来"(德语)
Steh Auf.
看 挺酷的吧 需要我教你吗
See, it's pretty cool, huh? Would you like me to teach you?
呃 无所谓了 我觉得 任何人都能做到啊
Uh, whatever. I mean, anybody can do that.
冠军 **** **** **** **** 有毒的 默克尔
Champion. ****. ****. ****. ****. Toxic. Merkel.
默克尔 啥是"默克尔"啊
Merkel. What is "Merkel"?
她是德国总理
She's the Chancellor of Germany.
不仅是更多 还有更好的工作
Not only more jobs but better jobs.
甜蜜16岁快乐
甜蜜16岁快乐
甜蜜16岁快乐
我刚刚在接受电♥话♥采访的同时
I just did a phone interview
还在为Jerry的生日聚会装饰这间房♥子
while simultaneously decorating this house for Jerry's surprise party.
完全多任务 完全掌控全场
Totally multitasking, totally on top of all of it.
晚上吃瘪吗 Swanson先生
Crow for dinner tonight, Mr. Swanson?
好的 我们已经上膛了
Okay, we are locked and loaded.
音乐好了 幻灯片准备好了
Music is ready. Slideshow is prepped.
April Jerry什么时候到 - 我怎么知道啊
April, when does Jerry arrive? - How would I know?
谁是安排邀请Jerry的
Who was supposed to invite Jerry?
伙计们 有人是应该去邀请Jerry的
Guys, someone was supposed to invite Jerry.
是他的惊--
It's his surp--
屎了 是我 我忘了邀请Jerry
Crap, it was me. I forgot to invite Jerry.
你需要休假了
You need to take a sabbatical.
我不会休假的
I'm not taking a sabbatical.
这是因为我忘了邀请Jerry去他自己的生日派对吗
Is this because I forgot to invite Jerry to his own birthday party?
确实看起来像是疏忽
It did seem like an oversight.
我有个预测 Ron 今晚结束时
I have a prediction, Ron. By the end of the night,
你会咬一口Jerry的蛋糕
you are going to take a bite of Jerry's cake,
顺便一说 我们回去路上要去取
which incidentally, we need to pick up on the way home,
然后你会说 "休假啊 什么假
and you are gonna say, "sabbatical, schmabbatical.
Leslie全都能做到 她是最棒的 而我很蠢"
Leslie can do it all. She's the best, and I'm stupid."
听起来确实像我
That does sound like me.
嘿 这是个好游戏
Hey. Here's a fun game.
我们来讲讲床单最低可接受织物密度
Let's talk minimum acceptable thread count for sheets.
哦 听起来确实不错 - 我到了就喊停
Ooh, that does sound fun. - Stop me when I hit it.
1000...
1,000...
800...
800...
700...
700...
600吗
600?
Ann 我都到600了 你真的不让我停下吗
Ann, I'm at 600. Are you really not stopping me?
我有那种棉质T恤床单
I have those cotton t-shirt sheets.
哈
Huh?
总是最美的女士们
It's always the most beautiful ladies
伤你最深
who hurt you the worst.
她连一部Paul Walker电影都没看过吗
She's never seen a single Paul Walker movie?
那可是个巨大的"哦不不"啊
That's a huge "oh-no-no."
她还"不在乎"蓝♥光♥吗
She also "doesn't care" about Blu-ray?
她是个怪物啊 - April 说正经的呢
She's a monster. - April, this is serious.
我可能必须和Ann分手了
I might have to break up with Ann.
是啊 嗯 那就和她分手
Yeah, well, then break up with her.
但她是我的梦中女孩
But she's my dream girl.
那就不和她分手
Then don't break up with her.
除了她讨厌我喜欢的所有东西
Except she hates everything I like.
我的UGG鞋子比她的都多
I own more pairs of Uggs than she does.
我有点烦Tom和Ann聊他俩的关系了 但
I was getting kind of sick of listening to Tom and Ann talk about their relationship, but
我想起来酒精的存在
then I remembered that alcohol existed.
感谢你 酒精
Thank you, alcohol.
Jerry Jerry
Jerry? Jerry.
他到底能在哪啊
Where the hell could he be?
或许其他人给他办了个惊喜派对而真记得邀请他
Maybe someone else had a surprise party and actually remembered to invite him.
Jerry
Jerry?
Jerry
Jerry.
Jerry
Jerry?
Jerry - 进来
Jerry! - Come on in.
哦天啊 - Leslie
Oh, God. - Leslie.
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