公园与游憩（2009）

Parks and Recreation S04E02

Part 5 Jan. 27, 2024, 11:47 a.m.

Glenn Close.
Leslie 你不必这么做的...
Leslie, you don't have to do this...
嘘回去睡觉吧 Jimmy
Shh! Go to bed, Jimmy.
感觉不到我脸了
I can't feel my face.
我脸麻了
My face is numb.
那是啥啊
What is that?
而在一起我们就能产生影响
And together, we can make a difference.
就这样了
That's it.
我觉得我们搞定了你觉得我们搞定了吗
I think we got it. Do you think we got it?
是的是啊我们有了
Yes! Yeah, we have it.
我们七个小时之前就有了
We had it seven hours ago.
哦 Ann 我我知道我会很紧张
Oh, Ann, I--I know that I can be intense,
但我只是在试着做最好的自己
but I'm only trying to be the best me that I can be.
我想谢谢你给我这个机会
I want to thank you for this opportunity
还有你的耐心
and your patience,
你的智慧和你的见解
and your intelligence, and your insight.
你真的是一个令人惊奇的人类
You really are an amazing human being.
谢谢
Thank you.
哦对--那就是我和他约会的理由
Oh, right-- that's why I dated him.
嘿
Hey.
我想道歉
I wanted to apologize.
我们请了五个财务来看e720
We brought in five accountants to look at e720
而他们跟你说的都是一样的
and they all said the same thing you did.
如果我们不开始做出改变我们就要失去公♥司♥了
If we don't start making changes, we're gonna lose the company.
好的嗯你第一件要做的事
Okay. Well, first thing you need to do:
开掉四个财务
Get rid of four of those accountants.
你们不需要五个财务
You don't need five accountants.
又一次好建议
Again, good advice.
给
Here.
你真的--你得不能再像发糖一样发这个了
You really--you need to stop giving these away like candy.
这是我个人买♥♥的
I bought that one personally.
作为谢礼
As a thank-you.
是个iPad
It's an iPad.
*每个人都跳吧*
♪ Everybody prance, now! ♪
*跳跳跳跳跳跳*
♪ prance, prance, prance, prance, prance, prance ♪
她喝够了停下吧
She's had enough. Call it off.
不是这么玩的她出局了
That's not how it works. She's out.
等等我替她来
Wait. I'm subbing in.
April 别这玩意儿能融掉花♥园♥蜗牛的壳
April, no--that stuff will melt the shell off a garden snail.
随便了
Whatever.
我是波多黎各人我能搞定
I'm Puerto Rican. I can handle it.
[哔] 我的天哪
[Bleep], oh, my God!
好了
Okay.
现在就结束了
This ends now.
妈你回你的农场
Mom, you're going back to the farm.
还有你
And you,
你回你的地狱去
you're going back to hell.
行啊
Fine.
反正我已经得到所需了
I got what I came for anyway.
我找到了你地下的保险箱
I found your underground safe.
偷了你一半的金子
I stole half your gold.
那是诱饵金子
That's decoy gold.
你觉得我会把金子留在地下埋着的保险箱里
You think I'd leave my gold in a locked safe buried underground,
谁都能找到的地方吗
where anyone could find it?
你根本不了解我
You don't know me at all.
不我了解
Yes, I do.
我从你出生时就认识你了
I knew you the minute you were born.
而你死的时候我也会在的
And I intend to be there the minute you die.
Ron 你的家人好奇怪啊
Ron, your family's weird.
真的那--那有个人在读杂♥志♥
Literally, there's a-- someone reading a magazine,
有人在涂指甲油
and someone applying nail polish.
那是啥她在干啥她就在玩iPad而已
What's that--what is she doing? She's just playing with an iPad.
Tom跟我说那把椅子花费$27000
Tom told me that chair was $27,000.
那把椅子有个屋顶
That chair that has a roof.
那--那边有个人在熟睡
The--there's someone over there in a deep sleep.
她一年可能会拿到十万刀以上的工资
She's probably being paid upwards of $100,000 a year.
那就是个船的视频
There's this video of a boat.
看看那玩意儿那是个啥啊
Look at that thing. What is that?
你能拿它来做什么啊
What are you supposed to do with that thing?