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我叫Leslie Knope 在公园与娱乐部工作
My name is Leslie Knope, and I work for the Parks and Recreation Department.
Can I ask you a few questions?
Would you say that you are, "Enjoying yourself and having fun,
"having a moderate amount of fun and somewhat enjoying yourself,
"or having no fun and no enjoyment?"
I'm gonna put a lot of fun.
Ms. Knope, there's a drunk stuck in the slide.
Sir, this is a children's slide.
不允许在里面睡觉 - 什么
You're not allowed to sleep in here. - What is?
你知道 当我一开始告诉人们我在政♥府♥上班 他们会说
You know, when I first tell people that I work in the government, they say,
哦 政♥府♥啊 政♥府♥太烂了
"Oh. The government. The government stinks.
"The lines are too long at the DMV."
But now things have changed.
People need our help.
And it feels good to be needed.
Could you put your arms to your side?
And that might help you slide down a little easier.
我不 - 你想这么带着吗
We don't... - Do you want to come this way?
啊啊 - 我们得把你弄出来
Uh-uh. - Okay, we're gonna need you to get out.
你能走开吗 - 从滑梯里出来 可以吗
Can you please go away? - Get out of the slide. Okay?
你 你能走开吗 - 来吧
You're... Can you please go away? - Here we go!
行了 起床了 我们从滑梯里出来吧
Okay, wake up. Here we go. Out of the slide.
You know, government isn't just a boys' club anymore.
Women are everywhere. It's a great time to be a woman in politics.
希拉里 佩林 我 佩洛西
Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, me, Nancy Pelosi.
We did it!
You know, I like to tell people, you know,
"Get on board and buckle up,
"because my ride's gonna be a big one."
And if you get motion sickness, you know,
put your head between your knees
'cause Leslie Knope's stopping for no one.
Tonight is our next monthly community outreach public forum.
And that is tonight.
就是今晚 - 是的
That is tonight. - Right.
Who wants in?
This is a great thing for you guys to see.
This is where the rubber of government meets the road of actual human beings.
When I go through these doors, I need to be on.
Like the White House Press Secretary. Are you ready?
好了 - 行
Yeah. - Okay.
Here we go.
Okay. Here we go.
Thank you so much for coming. What an amazing turnout.
My name is Leslie Knope.
I am the deputy director of the Parks and Recreation Department,
and tonight we're gonna be taking some of your questions as... Hello?
We're having a meeting in here.
Does anybody have any questions about permits?
So, take two.
我是 Leslie Knope 旁边这位是部门成员Tom Haverford
I'm Leslie Knope, and with me is department member Tom Haverford.
We are here to answer any and all of your questions, so fire away.
Well, it's a great day, because last month they put me in jail.
That's right. The head of the police is a ninth-degree Mason.
But the music is so loud.
制止涂鸦 拜托 拜托了
Stop the graffiti, please. Please.
I don't like obscenities just as much as you don't like them.
不 把我搞疯了 我还有孩子呢
No, it drives me crazy. I have kids.
I've got my little three-year-old,
I'm going through the park and someone's like,
"Hey *** my ***"
And the guy's, "You *** my ***, you ***head."
These people are members of a community
that care about where they live,
so what I hear when I'm being yelled at
is people caring loudly at me.
Now, I have a few things I want to say about Laura Linney.
非常感谢 Barry 有你在总是很好
Thank you so much, Barry. Always great to have you here.
Anyone else who would like to contribute?
嗨 嗨 你好
Hi. Hi, hi.
你好 我叫Ann Perkins
Hi. I'm Ann Perkins.
我是个护士 说实话 我不怎么关心政♥治♥
I'm a nurse, and frankly, I don't really care for politics,
but I'm here to talk about the abandoned lot on Sullivan Street.
很好 听起来是个好主意 跟我们说说
Excellent. That sounds like a good idea. Tell us about that.
不 那是个问题 它几乎害死了我男朋友
No, it's a problem. It almost killed my boyfriend.
哦 - 是的
Oh. - Yeah.
There's a lot nearby my house,
and a developer dug out a basement for some condos,
and then they went bankrupt,
so there's just this giant pit,
and it's been there for almost a year.
十二个月 是的 继续
Twelve months, yes. Go on.
是的 然后我男朋友 他是个音乐家 真的 我支持他
Yeah, and my boyfriend, who is a musician, actually, I support him,
but anyway, he fell in and broke both his legs.
Ann, let me speak with you for a minute.
So, your boyfriend fell down into this pit, right?
然后这个人 你们是认真的吗 你们同居了吗
And, this guy, is it pretty serious? Are you guys living together?
是的 - 哇
Yes. - Wow,
I'm sure this must be really tough for you.
你知道 这个男的 听起来好像也没什么事做
You know, just, this guy, sounds like he didn't have a lot going on for him
to start with, and now both legs broken.
He's just weak. You have to take care of him.
You probably feel like you need to move on.
这是怎么 - 变得更加冒险一点
What does this... - Just become more adventurous
in relationships with your body, just in...
Are you actually hitting on me right now?
哦 哦 天啊 没有 我没有跟你搭讪 我已经结婚了
Oh. Oh. God, no. I'm not hitting on you. I'm actually married.
I'm just an open person, and I like connecting with people.
你也知道 我在女人身边感觉很舒服 有吸引力的女人
I'm, you know, very comfortable around women, attractive women.
我和她们度过很长的时间 我就 我不知道
I've spent a lot of time with them. And I just... I don't know.
I feel like we might be taking up too much of the forum's time.
Maybe we can just exchange numbers.
You know, maybe go away one weekend and just kind of talk about this.
听着 - 我很乐意的
Look... - I'd love to do it.
The bottom line is I've been trying to get this thing fixed for months,
但是没人来处理过 那个坑很难看 很危险
and nobody's done anything, and it's ugly, and it's dangerous,
and it's government-owned, and you need to do something about it.
我会做点什么的 - 真的吗
I'll do something about it. - Really?
是的 我们 我会帮助你的
Yes, we... I will help you.
Is that a promise?
It's more than a promise. It's a pinky promise.
I pinky promise all of you that I will help,
and I will go to that location tomorrow,
and we will fill in that pit,
and then when that's done, we're gonna put a park on the land.
Well, I've worked at the Parks Department for six years,
and I've handled a lot of things that I'm proud of.
最近 我开展了一场全市的猫砂消毒行动 解决了猫的问题
Recently, I led a city-wide drive to disinfect the sandbox sand after we had those problems with the cats.
But this pit,
the chance to build a whole new park from scratch,
this could be my Hoover Dam.
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