公园与游憩（2009）

Parks and Recreation S04E01

Part 2 Jan. 27, 2024, 11:47 a.m.

It's my company!
我不知道啊 Tom
I don't know, Tom.
我觉得我现在才刚刚开始擅长擦鞋
I mean, I'm just now getting really good at shoe shining.
而我的意思是我还是很差
And I mean, I'm still pretty bad at it.
我来问你你的梦想实现了吗
Let me ask you this. Are you living your dreams?
我不知道啊 Tom - 嗯我实现了
I don't know, Tom. - Well, I'm living mine.
如果你想实现你的这是我的名片
And if you wanna live yours, here's my card.
完全看不清楚啊 - 黑底黑字
It's impossible to read. - Black print, black background.
这是最酷的色彩搭配了
It's the coolest possible color scheme.
是啊 - 这也是个强力磁铁
Yeah. - It's also a strong magnet.
所以别放钱包里
So don't put it in your wallet.
会让你的信♥用♥卡♥都消磁的保证会
It will erase your credit cards, gua-ran-teed.
毁掉我的信♥用♥卡♥ 债务和一切吗
Destroy my credit cards. Debt and everything?
市长先生我向你保证我们会找到那个香肠的主人
Mr. Mayor, I promise you that we will find the owner of that weiner
也会惩罚他的再见
and we will punish him. Good-bye.
Ann Perkins! - 嘿
Ann Perkins! - Hey.
我不知道要找谁说这个
I didn't know who to come to with this,
但是那张照片呃--睾丸部分很让人担心
but that picture, uh--there's something very disturbing about the testicles.
我对自己也一直这么觉得
I've always felt the same way myself.
睾丸就像是生殖系统的耳朵一样
The testicles are like the ears of the genital system.
它们具有非常重要的功能
They serve a very important function,
但它们真的不太好看
but they're not that great to look at.
好吧哇不是的我是说医学上讲
Okay, wow. No, I was speaking medically.
他们肿大了
They're enlarged.
我觉得可能这个男的有什么病--
I think that maybe that guy is sick with something--
可能是疝气或者腮腺炎之类
perhaps, a hernia, or mumps.
Ann Perkins 你真的很懂睾丸啊
Ann Perkins! You really know your testes.
我还要谢谢你吗
Thank you?
对于此次丑闻的女性视角看法
For a female perspective on this scandal,
我们采访一位女性 Leslie Knope
we turn to a woman, Leslie Knope.
我现在要准备问你一个问题问题是这样的
I'm about to ask you a question right now and that question is this.
这张淫秽照片-- 有多大的事呢
The lewd photo-- just how big a deal is it?
政♥府♥电邮丑闻
嗯实话说 Perd 不是那么大的事
Well, frankly, Perd, it's not that big a deal.
如果你知道我的意思的话
If you know what I mean.
我不知道你的意思
I don't know what you mean.
但它有一个笑话所具有的节奏
But it had the cadence of a joke.
当政♥府♥里的男性表现出这种行为时
When men in government behave this way,
他们背叛了公众的信任
they betray the public's trust.
可能到更多女人应该掌权的时候了
Maybe it's time for more women to be in charge.
就是这样了这里的"这"指的是
There you have it, where "it" is the thing
Leslie Knope关于这个情况所说的这些
Leslie Knope just said about this situation.
Perd Hap--
Perd Hap--
怎么样这些还可以吗
How was that? Was that okay?
棒极了这段插播绝了
Amazing. That sound bite is gold.
你这个表现会有很好的反馈的
You're gonna get great feedback on this,
我们觉得我还可以利用起来
and we think we can capitalize.
你周五可以宣布参选了
You're gonna announce your candidacy on Friday.
周五...三个月后
Friday. In three months.
不这周五可以吗
No, this Friday. Is that okay?
不嗯行挺好的
No, yeah. Yes, it is great.
好的我们那快那时就那样那么做吧
Okay, we'll do that then now soon.
然后呃我就有个推迟了一阵子的事情
And, um, I just have something I've been postponing for a while
我得去做但我现在就去做了
that I need to do, but I'll do it now.
好 - 好
Great. - Great.
耶
Yea.
我知道啊
I know it.
Ben - 呃好吧
Ben? - Uh, okay.
Ben 我想跟你讲两句
Ben? I need to talk to you.
那是我哥哥啊他刚刚生了个女儿
That was my brother. He just had a baby girl.
我的天那可太惨了或者太好了坦白说
Oh, my God, that's horrible. Or good--full disclosure.
我没注意你刚刚说的啥
I didn't listen to what you just said.
我得跟你说件事--
I need to talk to you about something--
好吧嗯在你说话之前
Okay, well, before you say anything,
让我给你看看我在Doug's甜甜圈买♥♥了啥
let me just show you what I got at Doug's Donuts.
这是个L形的松饼诶
It's an L-shaped eclair!
"L"就是Leslie...你的名字
The "L" is for Leslie... For your name.
嘿
Hey.
你还好吗 - 烂太烂了
How are you? - Bad, really bad.
哦天啊分手过程怎么样
Oh, God. How did the breakup go?
嗯我开始哭因为他给了我个松饼
Well, I started crying because he gave me an eclair.
然后我们开始亲热晚上还过了夜
And then we made out and spent the night together.
但今天早上冷静之后
But this morning in the cold light of day,
我做了早饭然后我们又亲热了
I cooked breakfast and we made out some more.
哇好一个和他反分手啊
Wow, you opposite-of-broke-up with him.
他给了我个松饼啊 Ann
He gave me an eclair, Ann!
Joe 我确定那张淫秽照片是你发的
Joe, I've determined that the lewd picture was sent by you
因为你用的是私人邮箱
because you sent it from your personal email address,
stinkmaster69@alumni.sarahlawrencecollege.edu
stinkmaster69@alumni.sarahlawrencecollege.edu.
"臭味大♥师♥69@Sarah Lawrence校友会.edu"
真的吗 Sarah Lawrence
Really? Sarah Lawrence?
是啊我想要小型的学校体验
Yeah. I wanted a small college experience.
你也和很多同事炫耀过这件事了
You also bragged about it to many of your co-workers.
污水部有句老话
There's an old sewage department saying.
"如果你的排水管不错
"If you've got a nice drainpipe,
"就没理由藏着"
there's no reason to hide it."
我怀疑这不是句老话
I doubt that's a saying.
我们要立即辞掉你了
We are terminating you effective immediately.
这是因为你们嫉妒了吗
Is this because you're jealous?
不是因为你违了法
No. It's because you broke the law.
违的是有个大屌♥的法
The law of having an amazing package.
在我们强行免职他之前
Before we have him forcibly removed,
你该知道我们的一位女性雇员
you should know this, that one of our female employees,
是一个护士观察了你发给她的照片--
is a nurse, examined the photo you sent her--
我想她也会啊
I bet she did.
说你有腮腺炎
And you have the mumps.
你可能要去做一下检查
You might wanna get that checked.
棒啊
Sweet.
有人腮腺上有炎了
Someone's got mumps on his lumps.
击掌有人吗
Up high. Anyone?
Ron不在这
Ron isn't here.
他的前妻Tammy来了他害怕了然后跑掉了
His ex-wife Tammy came, and he got scared and ran away.
好作为公园部的代班经理
Well, as acting manager of the Parks Department,
我宣布你说的一切都很愚蠢
I declare that everything you are saying is stupid.
我爱你
I love you.
嘿所以Tom又给了我一份工作
Hey, so Tom offered me a job again.
作为我的经纪人你觉得我该怎么做
As my manager, what do you think I should do?
嗯你想怎么做
Well, what do you wanna do?
我觉得给Tom打工会挺酷的
I think it'd be kinda cool to work for Tom.
那就接受
So take it.
但在创业公♥司♥工作可能会有风险
But working at a start-up can be kind of risky.
那别接受
So don't take it.
但Tom跟我说要追随梦想
But Tom told me to follow my dreams.
那就接受
So take it.
但这不是我的梦想 - 那别接受
But this isn't my dream. - So don't take it.
我不知道该怎么办 - 我也不知道
I don't know what to do. - Me neither.
你给的建议真好
You give such good advice.
我爱你宝
Babe, I love you.
不用谢
You're welcome.
Ann Perkins
Ann Perkins!
嘿你是不是跟人说
Hey. Did you maybe tell people
我根据那个家伙的色情照片诊断出腮腺炎了
that I diagnosed that guy with mumps based on his porn photo?
是的我好为你骄傲啊
I did! I was so proud of you.
好吧因为现在市政厅的所有人
Okay, because now I have everyone in City Hall
都在给我发屌♥照
sending me pictures of their junk,
问我他们有没有腮腺炎
asking me if they have mumps.
我的天哪
Oh, my God.
你的收件箱真的装满了阴♥茎♥ - 嗯哼
Your inbox is literally filled with penises. - Mm-hmm.
我很抱歉
I am so sorry.
哦看哪工资单上的Ed Miller
Oh, look. Ed Miller from payroll.
我在这么做之前有没有任何我们继续约会的可能方式
Before I do this, is there any possible way that we could still keep dating?
我们所有角度都分♥析♥过了