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Modern Family S02E17

Part 5 Dec. 3, 2019, 1:08 p.m.

这些追求者就傻眼了我就喜欢这样
That will drive the putz crazy. And I like that.
所以说我左思右想
Um, so, f-for whatever it's worth,
我还是叫来了收养律师
I-I called the adoption attorney --
收养耶
Adoption, yay!
在星期一他们就会开始着手准备
And on Monday, they're gonna start the process
把莉莉的姓改成塔克-普里契特
of changing lily's last name to "Tucker-pritchett."
好啊
Great.
我想再次道歉
Again, I'm -- I'm so sorry.
好吧
Okay.
这个我
Um... Oh, I, uh...
我刚写完了《两只猴和一只熊猫》
I took a quick pass at "Two Monkeys and a Panda."
我想听听你的看法
So, just let me know what you think.
"很久很久以前
"Once upon a time,
有两只猴子
there were two monkeys.
他们都很爱对方
They loved each other very much,
但是还是缺少一样东西
but there was something missing."
连字号♥吗
A hyphen?
"他们想要一个孩子
"They wanted a baby.
他们听说在遥远的地方有一个特别的孩子
And they heard that there was a very special baby
她需要一个家
in a faraway land who needed a family.
她是一只熊猫名字叫莉莉
She was a panda named Lily.
其中一只猴子惊慌失措
One of the monkeys was scared.
他们从未养过熊猫孩子
They'd never had a panda before.
但是在他们把莉莉抱在怀里的时候
But they held Lily in their arms,
那只惊慌失措的猴子变得勇敢了
and the scared monkey became the brave one.
这两只猴子
And the two monkeys --"
-可可和米克 -不好意思你说什么
- Coco and Miko. - I'm sorry. What?
可可和米克是两只猴子的名字
"Coco" And "Miko" Are the names of the monkeys.
是吗
Really?
听起来有那么一点
That doesn't seem like it's a little un--
可可和米克我喜欢我喜欢
Coco and Miko. I like that. I like that.
可可和米克对
Coco and Miko -- yeah.
"他们带上他们收养的完美的小熊猫
"They traveled all the way home
回到了家里
with the perfect panda that they adopted."
她刚刚是不是拍手了
Did she just clap?
她听到"收养"就拍手了
She heard "Adopted" And clapped!
小卡这太不可思议了
Cam! That's amazing!
哦天啊你做到了
Oh, my god! You did that!
-那个我没有 -什么
- Well, I don't... - What?!
你做到了难以置信我不敢相信
You did that. That is amazing. I can't believe that.
就像这样和平回到了家里
And just like that, peace returned to our house.
理论上来说这是我的家但是
Well, technically, I-it's my house, but...
我我马上就去改了
I-I will -- I will fix that, too.
当我们把书写完的时候
Once we finished writing the book,
我们发现一件事情
we realized something.
不仅仅是我们这两只猴子有熊猫宝宝
We're not the only two monkeys with the panda,
同性恋夫妇是一个巨大的市场
gay parents are a huge market,
没人专门给他们写书
and no one's writing for them.
我觉得我们简直是坐拥金矿
We thought we were sitting on a gold mine.
可惜不是
But we weren't.
《同性恋养孩子》
"Gay Parenting."
-《同性恋收养孩子》 -好吧
- "Gay Adoptive Parenting." - Okay.
-《同性恋收养外国孩子》 -哇哦
"Gay Adoption: Foreign Children." Wow.
-《同性恋收养亚裔孩子》 -虾米
- "Gay Adoption: Asian Children." - What?
-《双性恋收养亚洲孩子》
- "Bisexual Adoption: Asian Children."
-《变性人收养孩子》
- "Transgendered Adoption."
够了米克我们走
Okay, come on. Let's go, Miko.