美女上错身（2009）

Drop Dead Diva S03E02

Part 3 Nov. 11, 2020, 1:31 p.m.

That's a recommendation, not a requirement.
那只是推荐而不是要求
I did nothing wrong.
我什么都没做错
I suggest you think long and hard
我建议你们深思熟虑后
before putting Mrs. Miller
再让米勒太太参与
through a painful trial that she will not win.
这场她打不赢的官司
Can I suggest you take your $4,000 apology,
我建议你拿回你的四千美元
roll it up in a tight, little ball --
揉成一个结实的小球...
Consider your offer rejected.
我们拒绝你的提议
You will never guess who just called.
你绝对猜不到谁来电♥话♥了
Okay. Who?
好吧谁
Dr. Bill Kendal, Grayson's neurologist.
比尔·肯德尔格雷森的神经科医生
He said it was personal.
他说是为了私事
He wants to ask you to dinner.
他想邀请你吃晚饭
Now, how do you know that?
你怎么知道的
I got it out of him.
我从他嘴里套出来的
To be honest, he wanted to do lunch.
说实话他本想吃午饭
But I upgraded you to dinner.
但我帮你升级到了晚饭
Okay. What are you doing?
好吧你这是要干什么
Negotiating your fair market value.
提升你的市场价值
Besides, Dr. Kendal -- he is a good catch.
再说了肯德尔医生可是条大鱼
I googled him.
我谷歌♥过他
Very accomplished, politically active,
事业有成政♥治♥活跃
And, according to his twitter,
而且据他的微博显示
a huge fan of the "Bourne" movies.
他特别喜欢看《谍影重重》系列电影
Plus, I saw the way your eyes crinkled
还有我提到他名字的时候
when I said his name. Teri.
你挤了一下眼睛泰丽
Listen, one of us has to get back on the horse.
咱们两个必须有人重新投入战斗
And since my heartbreak was the most recent,
既然我的心碎得比你晚
it's got to be you.
那就只能是你了
He's Grayson's doctor.
他是格雷森的医生
I mean, that gets messy,
那样会很混乱
and I don't like it when my worlds collide.
我不希望我的各个圈子有交集
Then you're not doing it right.
那是你的处理方法不对
Jane. You got a minute?
简你有时间吗
Call him back and tell him no.
给他打电♥话♥说我不去
Sure!
当然有空
Everything all right?
一切都好吗
Well, when I moved the wedding up,
我刚开始筹备婚礼的时候
I didn't realize how much would be involved.
不知道会牵扯到这么多事
Vanessa's already picked a venue, found a dress,
瓦内萨已经挑好了场地和礼服
Interviewed caterers, all in the last week.
见了宴会筹办人这些都是上星期搞定的
Sounds like she's got it under control.
看来她一切尽在掌握了
Until today.
但今天出了状况
Her managing partner needs her in Santa Barbara
她的老板派她去了圣巴巴拉市
for the next 72 hours taking depositions.
接下来的三天都要取证
Oh. Which means...
也就是说...
She wants me to help make some final wedding decisions.
她想让我帮忙做些决定
Who knew you're supposed to pick chair covers?
谁知道我竟然要挑选椅套
They're supposed to match the flowers.
椅套要和鲜花相搭配
This is why I need you.
这就是我需要你的原因
Thank god my best man is a woman.
谢天谢地我的伴郎是个女的
I mean, I don't know colors a-and menus
我不懂色彩搭配和菜色选择
And..."too-lay"?
还有..."破沙"
I don't even know what "too-lay" Is.
我都不知道破沙是什么东西
It's pronounced "tulle,"
那应该是"薄纱"
And it's a lightweight fabric that adds volume.
是一种用来增加体积的薄型织物
Hold on a second, though.
等等
Are you asking me to help plan your wedding?
你想让我帮忙准备你们的婚礼吗
No, help me finish planning it.
不是帮我结束准备工作
But I don't know what you and Vanessa like.
但是我不知道你和瓦内萨喜欢什么
Well, you've got great taste.
你的品位非凡
Just pretend it's your wedding and
就假装这是你的婚礼
pick whatever you'd want.
挑你喜欢的就行
Okay. Oh. Jane.
好的简
Thank you. Oh, no problem.
谢谢你不客气
Teri, did you call the doctor and tell him no?
泰丽你给医生打电♥话♥说我不去了吗
No, because you're going.
没有因为你要去
Damn right I am.
我当然要去
Morning.
早上好
You, uh...
你...
You seen my girl?
你见到我的宝贝了吗
She left a half-hour ago.
她半小时前走了
She went Running?
她去... 跑步了吗
Hey, she's not, uh...
她不是...
trying out for the olympics or something, right?
想要参加奥♥运♥会什么的吧
No, not that I'm aware of.
没有至少我不知道
It's great t-that she's so...healthy.
她懂得养生真...不错
I-it's -- it's just that --
只是...只是...
Uh, does it seem weird that -- that she's running
她早晨跑步的时间越来越早
earlier every morning?
这奇怪吗
Does it seem weird to you?
你觉得怪吗
Fred, is everything okay with you and Stacy?
弗雷德你和史黛西一切都好吗
Hmm? Yeah. W-with -- yeah. We're -- for sure!
什么是的我们...当然很好
Good.
那就好
No. Okay, so, t-things aren't terrible.
不好吧事情不是很糟糕
We, um -- we kiss a lot.
我们...常常接吻
I mean, s-sometimes w-we fall asleep kissing,
有时候我们亲着亲着就睡着了
And then -- then we'll --
然后我们...
We'll wake up and -- and we'll kiss some more.
我们醒来之后接着亲
And then -- Stacy goes running?
然后史黛西就出去跑步了
Not to get too personal,
我不想过问私人问题
but you do realize
但你知道
that there's more to the whole shebang than just kissing, right?
这"全套程序"不仅仅只有接吻吧
Yeah, no, of course I do.
当然知道
Okay. But it's Stacy.
那就好但问题在于史黛西
Now, imagine if -- if you wanted to be
如果你本来打算
a mountain climber your whole life,
当一辈子的登山运动员
a-and then, first time out, bang, you know, Everest!
结果刚出马就要爬珠穆朗玛峰
I-it gets a little --
是不是有点儿...
Intimidating? Yes!
心里没底儿就是
I-I've been with nobody,
我以前没交过女朋友
a-and she's been with, what, three, four guys?
可她前科都有三四个了
Yeah, that sounds about right.
没错差不多就这个数
I need a map. Or a Sherpa.
我得弄本秘笈或者找个恋爱教头
You need research -- magazines, books.
你要多做研究看看杂♥志♥和书什么的
Books! What kind of -- what kind of books?
书什么...什么样的书
Well, start with Judy Blume -- "Forever,"
你可以先看看朱迪·布鲁姆的《永远》
Page 81...
第81页...
And "Wifey," Chapter 2.
还有《主妇》第二章
And if that's not enough, I have a year of "Cosmo"
要是这些还不够我这有一整年的《时尚》
and three seasons of "Sex and the City" on the DVR.
硬盘里还有三季《欲望都市》
I don't know how to thank you.
大恩不言谢
Hey, uh, let me at least make you breakfast.
先给你做点早饭吃吧
Oh, thanks. I can't.
谢了来不及了
I have to get to work and --
我得赶紧去上班还有...
Plan Grayson's wedding? I heard.
帮格雷森筹办婚礼我都听说了
Why are you doing this?
为什么非要这么折磨自己
He asked me to.
人家都开口了
And I must be a masochist
我肯定是个受虐狂
because I barely hesitated.
因为我一口就答应了
You're trying to be a good friend.
你现在正试着跟他做朋友
I admire that.
这就对了
Well, when I tried for something more,
以前就是因为我想挽回他
he got hit by a car,
才害得他出了车祸
so this seems safer.
所以还是做朋友安全点
Okay, so, I know that I'm the last person
我知道你现在
that you wanted to, um --
最不想见的就是我
Could you put down that grapefruit knife?
你能先把那葡萄柚刀放下吗
And the spork.
还有叉子
Thank you.
谢谢