牧场趣事（2016）

The Ranch S01E09

Part 3 June 24, 2021, 11:22 a.m.

Beau 你同意了要来的起码试一试吧
Beau, you agreed to come here. At least give it a chance.
你说你遇事都抱开放的态度但是你没有
You say you're open to things, but you're not.
你不是否决就是抱怨
You either shut down or complain.
好啊非常好太棒了
Good. Wonderful. This is so great.
你是不是要一直这样 - 哪样
Are you gonna keep doing that? - Doing what?
我们每次说到不好的时候
Saying "Good" every time we say
你就说好
something bad about each other?
那我们试试这个
Let's try this.
Maggie
Maggie...
你觉得是从什么时候起
when would you say things started
你们的关系变坏了
to go awry between the two of you?
这个嘛
Well...
我觉得是从我买♥♥了酒吧开始
I know that once I bought the bar,
他就跟我不对付
he started to resent me.
你认真的吗
Are you serious?
就因为这个所以我们才来这里
Is that really why we came here?
再翻一遍我们吵了这么多年的旧账
To rehash stuff that we've been fighting about for years?
我们根本没吵 Beau
Oh, we don't fight, Beau.
我提出一个什么你就否决我
I bring something up, you shut me down,
然后我们之间的争论就结束了
and that's the end of the discussion.
你说的不对
That's not true.
争论结束
End of discussion.
好啊
Okay, fine.
你是不是想谈点别的谈谈Brenda Sanders怎么样
You wanna talk about something new? Brenda Sanders.
噢有料了
Oh, here we go.
你在开玩笑吧
You gotta be kidding.
你非要说起Brenda吗
You're going to bring up Brenda here?
我告诉你了我没跟她睡
I told you, I didn't sleep with her.
但是全镇人都觉得你们睡了而我却得面对这局面
Well, I had to walk around with the whole town thinking you did.
没人会那么认为 - 哦我们都这么认为
No one thought that. - Oh, we all did.
你知道吗我受够了
You know what? I'm done.
这就是我一直说的
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
行吧不错的开头
Well, that was a good session.
Priscilla 闭上你的鸟嘴
Priscilla, shut the fuck up.
早啊
Mornin'.
嗨 Rooster
Hey, Rooster.
谢谢你昨天照顾我姐姐
Thanks for taking care of things last night.
哦行吧我昨天确实照顾了你姐姐
Oh, I took care of things last night, all right.
等下经过了昨晚那些事你还是跟她姐姐搞上了
Wait, after all of that, you still hooked up with her sister?
不我没有这个真没有
No, I did not. I did not, in fact,
我没跟Heather的姐姐搞上
hook up with Heather's sister.
妈妈
Mom?
你在这儿干什么
What are you doing here?
额对不起亲爱的
Uh... I'm sorry, sweetie.
我没想到会发生这种事的
I didn't plan for this to happen.
Colt 这是Mary 是Heather的妈妈
Colt, this is Mary, Heather's mom.
Heather 这是Mary 额
Heather, Mary, uh...
不需要多做介绍了
No introduction needed.
额很高兴认识你
Uh, nice to... meet you.
我很惊讶我们几个人之间发生了这种事说了这种话
I'm really surprised this happened, given our conversation.
对啊我还以为你送Darlene回家了
Yeah, I thought you took Darlene home.
我是送了
Uh, yes, I did.
而且开着摩托载她回家
And taking her home on
算是件喜忧参半的事吧
my motorcycle was a bit of a mixed blessing.
她哭的声音你知道
The sound of the bike, you know,
都快比摩托声还大了
kind of drowned out most of her tears.
但是接着我不得不在红绿灯前停下来跟警♥察♥解释
But then I pulled up to this light and had to explain to a cop
我没有绑♥架♥她所以
that I was not, in fact, kidnapping her. So...
是的他把Darlene安然无恙地送回了家
Yeah, he got Darlene home safe and sound.
他太贴心了他甚至还唱了一首摇篮曲给她
He was so sweet. He even sang her baby a lullaby.
对啊唱的Ozzy Osbourne的
Yeah, Ozzy Osbourne, "Crazy Train."
*呜呼全都上车了*
*Whoo-hoo. All aboard.*
然后我们就开始聊天了
And then we started talking.
原来Mary一直都在迷恋着我
Turns out, Mary has always had the hots for the Rooster.
我天这才不是我原话
Oh, God... That is not what I said.
我说的是 "Bennett家的男人都很帅"
What I said was, "The Bennett men are all very handsome."
事实如此 - 还包括你们爸爸
It's true. - I bowl with your father.
行吧现在我爸也很性感了
Oh, great. Now my dad's hot.
他的确很性感啊
He really is.
我说你妈妈很性感的话你会怎么觉得
How would you like it if I said your mom's hot?
喂滚开点
Hey, back off.
我们聊了好久
We talked for hours.
你们要知道一旦他脱去Rooster这层外衣
You know, once you get past "The Rooster,"
里面的Jameson是个贴心聪明又敏锐的好人
Jameson is a really sweet, smart, sensitive guy.
这个你可证明不了
You can't prove that.
所以我给他拿了点酒然后
So I offered him some wine, and...
我们开始谈论在盖里森的生活
we started talking about our lives in Garrison,
其他事情就这样水到渠成了
and then one thing led to another and then...
对啊我们也不希望
Yeah, we didn't want, you know,
Darlene会醒过来看到我们两个
Darlene to wake up and see us, 'cause...
那样恐怕就很尴尬了
that would be awkward.
对啊
Yeah.
我尴尬癌都快犯了
That would be awkward.
这房♥间里真热
Well, it's a little hot in here.
呵
Hmm.
他那是脸红了还没反应过来呢
Yeah, he gets hot flashes. He's going through the change.
Heather亲爱的
You know what, honey, um,
要不然你拿上你的外套
why don't you grab your coat
我在上班前把你送回家吧
and I'll drop you at home before work?
行
Okay.
嘿你在哪儿上班 - 饼干桶连锁乡村餐厅
Hey, where do you work? - Cracker Barrel.
我去我这是中头奖了
Oh, shit. Jackpot.
给我们打折吧
Get us a discount?
你知道我可以
You know I can.
我知道现在说这个有点早但是我觉得我爱上你了
I know this is a little fast, but I think I love you.
我晚点再联♥系♥你 - 拜拜 Rooster
I'll talk to you later. - Bye, Rooster.
行了祝你们今天开心 Roth家的女孩们
All right, Roth girls, y'all have a good day.
哇哦
Ooh.
嘿
Hey...
你都干了什么
what did you do?
Colt 要是我把昨晚
Colt... it would be unsavory
我对你女朋友他妈做的事情细节讲给你听
to give you the details of the things
场面会很难堪的
I did to your girlfriend's mom last night.
你不能跟Heather的妈妈在一起
You cannot date Heather's mom!
你是不是故意想搞砸我的人生
Are you intentionally trying to fuck up my life?
你的人生都不用我故意搞砸
You don't need my help to fuck up your life.
哪种人会做这种事情
Who does that?
我是说我可以接受你跟她的姐妹在一起
I mean, I was cool with you going out with her sister,
但是你搞了她妈妈啊大哥
but you don't bang the mom, dude.
嘿我就喜欢她妈妈老弟
Hey, I like the mom, dude.
不你根本不是这他妈太荒谬了
No, you don't. That's bullshit.
每个站在你跟前的女人你都喜欢
You like any woman standing in front of you.
你昨晚上还喜欢她女儿
You liked her daughter earlier in the night.
是啊因为她女儿很性感
Yeah, that's 'cause her daughter's hot.
但是Mary又性感又酷炫
But Mary's hot and cool, you know.
就像一个三明治加了辣翅酱又加沙拉酱一样
Like a sandwich with buffalo sauce and ranch dressing.
那是我女朋友的妈妈
It's my girlfriend's mom!
你知道吗
You know,
你就是谁也不在乎是吧你
you just don't care about anybody, do you?
瞧着老弟比起你跟Heather
Look, man, I'm closer in age to her
我跟她年龄要接近多了对不对
than you are to Heather, all right?
你自己好好想想你才是一个
You think about it, you're the weirdo
跟23岁的年轻小女孩谈恋爱的变♥态♥
who's dating a 23-year-old.
不你自己好好想想你是个混♥蛋♥
No, you think about it, you're an asshole.
你不该这样
That is no way to speak
跟你未来岳父说话
to your future father-in-law.
我看你的小牛们很健康 Beau
Your calves look healthy to me, Beau.
这也是好事否则
A good thing, too, because I know if they didn't,
你也不会出不了钱请我来给他们治病
you wouldn't have the money for me to fix 'em.
我很想反驳你
You know, I'd insult you back,