牧场趣事（2016）

The Ranch S01E04

Part 5 June 24, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

我给你拿点水来吧
Maybe I'll get you a water.
行
Okay.
你知道我也想亲你的
You know I wanna do that.
天知道我真的也想亲你是吧
God knows, I wanna do that, all right?
但是你喝醉了我又
It's like, you're drunk and I'm...
你还在恋爱中而且
You're in a relationship. And that...
Kenny 他是个好人
that Kenny, he's a... he's a good guy.
他比我好
Hell, he's better than me.
不过T恤那样穿还是有点奇怪
I mean, sure, that T-shirt thing is weird.
我是说你让我成熟点
Look. I mean, you asked me to mature,
我就是在表现得成熟点
and that's what I'm doing.
就算真的要亲亲
If this ever does happen...
我也不希望你醒了会后悔
I don't want it to be something you regret.
等下为什么我要被抓上警车
Wait. Why am I being arrested?
我是这里是唯一一个不跟父母住的人
I'm the only one here that doesn't live with their parents!
你没被抓 Billy会安全送你回家的
Oh, you're fine. Billy's gonna get you home safe.
再次谢谢真的很好玩
Thanks again, it was a lot of fun.
就是有点对不起你们的垃圾桶
Sorry about your wastebasket.
嘿 Billy
Hey, Billy.
你还能开车吗 - 那当然
You good to drive? - Oh, yeah.
我刚刚给自己做了酒精测试才0.04 我还能开车
I just checked myself out. .04, I'm good to go.
而且谁敢让我这辆警车靠边
Besides, who's gonna pull me over in this?
我想坐警车 - 你想吗
I want to ride in the cop car. - You do?
我可以玩玩警笛吗
Can I play with the siren?
当然可以了
Yeah, you can!
你开过枪没有
You ever shot a gun?
玩蛋去吧 Rooster
Suck it, Rooster!
她居然跟他走了什么世道
Her going with him. Such bullshit.
对对
Yeah. Yeah.
嘿
Hey...
Abby刚刚想亲我
Abby tried to make a move on me in there.
你说真的吗怎么回事
You serious? What happened?
我做了很成熟的事
Well, I did the mature thing.
你戴套了
You wore a condom?
不是我跟她讲了这不对
No! I told her it wasn't right.
然后我给她盖上了毯子就走了
Then I covered her with a blanket and I left.
也许你真变得成熟了
Maybe you are getting mature.
也许我真的成熟了
Maybe I am.
哇哦
Whoa!
Colt 你想和我在拖拉机上车震吗
Colt, you wanna do me on the tractor?
当然
Yes, I do.
妹子你的上衣去哪儿了
Girl, what happened to your shirt?
你真的在意吗 - 当然不
Do you really care? - Nope.
去你们的我要去DQ了
Screw this. I'm going to the Dairy Queen.